I have had the worst writers block ever... Sorry this took so long. And Thankyou you P+N, I have urges to write the most stupidest Neptuna fluff ever.

Luna... Chapter 3...

"Name?"

"Luna Moon."

"Are you aware that your first name means your last name?"

"Yes..."

"Age?"

"Fourteen and a half."

"Birthday?"

"Fifteenth of August..."

"Alright, godly parent maybe...?"

"No idea."

Questions between Will and I jumped back and forth on the plane ride to good 'ol USA.

"So camp half blood is a place for people who can summon insane blue-white things then?" I asked, tired. I looked like a mess. Will nodded. Then he shrugged. "Not exactly... I mean, not all of us can summon stuff or have amazing powers. I mean, it all depends in your godly parent." He sighed. I smooshed my face against the window. It was dark and cloudy outside. It was raining heavily too.

"Luna, whoever your parent may be, I have no idea who they are." Chiron announced. He was sat sort of behind us in his wheel chair. "Well that's comforting." I muttered under my breath. The plane shook. "I'm so sorry but we are having some.. Uh, difficulties. I suggest you stay in your seats." The pilot's static voice pierced my ears. I found myself slowly drifting to sleep.

"Luna, get up." Someone yawned. I opened my eyes to see Will rubbing his face. "We landed. Plus, we need to get out of here before the monsters come." That woke me up. I sat up quickly. "Where's old timer?" I asked. Will looked round and then shrugged. "Maybe he's already at the airport waiting for us?"" Will asked.

We were collecting our luggage (Well I didn't have any but Will had a massive suitcase with him.) when Chiron decided to show up. "Ah, good you're awake." He smiled. He wheeled his chair towards the front door of the air port. "Come on. Where don't want the monsters to find us." He yawned. I laughed, thinking it was a joke but when Will frowned at me, I shut up.

Where walked awkwardly towards the exit of the airport. I was getting some odd looks. "Over there." Chiron pointed towards a gift shop with t-shirts and jeans decorated with... Well, America. Covered in Statue of Libertys and Empire State buildings etc etc. "Good idea, geezer." I smiled. Chiron looked supremely annoyed. "Please, don't call me names like that." He sighed. I shrugged. Will handed me thirty dollars. "Spend it wisely. Gift-shop keepers are worse foes than monsters." He said, gravely. I resisted the urge to laugh and skipped towards the shop.

With the money, I managed to get something other than my shredded uniform and looked reasonably respectable after changing. As soon as I walked out of the bathroom, I dumped my uniform in a bin and tried to find my way back to Chiron and Will. I immediately bumped into someone. "Oh I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking where I- oh my giddy aunt." I had begun to apologise when my eyes met with one big blood shot one peeping out from under a ginger wig.

The woman thingy grumbled. I stumbled backwards. The thing was wearing a bright green floral dress, red high heels and elbow length yellow gloves. Mmm, tasteful. It/she/thingy licked its' lips. "Tasty morsels!" it roared. It sniffed the air and a grin spread over its face. Its' expression reminded me of a child at Christmas...

People saw the thing, gasped and ran. The air seemed to vibrate with screams. "What the hell!?" I yelled and ducked for cover as it swung its huge fists around. It laughed. "Come here tasty demigod!" It bellowed. It dived for me and I managed to roll out of the way. Its' face went SMACK into the wall. "Ow..." it groaned. It sat down its' massive rump down and sobbed. Its' face went a lovely shade of crimson and tears rolled down from its' blood shot eye.

It smacked me round the face and I went flying. I landed on the ground with a sickening crunch. Searing pain glared up around my jaw and I knew that I had broken a couple bones. "Luna!" Will yelled. He ran towards me and shoved a cheap plastic water bottle in my mouth. "What the hell!?" I spluttered, pain searing my face. Will rolled his eyes at me. "Drink if you want to live!" He said angrily. I obeyed and glugged down a cheesecake tasting drink. The pain ceased immediately. It just felt kind of warm where the pain just was. I wanted to ask about what I had just swallowed but a huge fist almost connected with my face the second time.

I jumped out of the way. Will passed me a small thin sword. "Use it to fight him!" He yelled before he was bashed in the face. The thing cried. "Let me eat you! It bellowed before swinging round another hit. Suddenly my vision sharpened and I cartwheeled out of the way. Not very well though as I fell on the ground in a heap. "Argh!" The thingy wailed. It stood over me and was about to stomp on my face when a great white horse kicked it in the face.

"About time Chiron..." Will said weakly. Chiron, as it turns out, was a centaur. A huge angry centaur who looked like he wanted to kick the thing in its big fat butt. He held a sword in his hands and charged. He stabbed the thing in its red eye. It screamed and crumpled to the floor. It burst into golden dust. I looked at where it had been, shocked. "We need to move." Chiron sighed. He turned to me. "Whoever your parent is, they are obviously powerful enough to make you a monster magnet." Chiron looked at me with curiosity. "Um.." I didn't know what to say. He shook is head. Will got up dazed, a massive lump was growing on his forehead. "Mummy can I get a unicorn?" he slurred, before slumping back down on the ground. "We're going to need a truck." Chiron sighed.