A/N: Hello y'all! Sorry it took so long to update, it's just I've been busy with homework, reading fanfics, goofing off, and playing video games. Yeah, real busy. Or just lazy. Take your pick. Anywho, here are the people who have offered responses to my challenges:

Title: njhnaruto, The-lazy-bum, BloodStained4ngel?

Summary: JustWriter2.

Why are there so few! Anyways, here's the chapter.

"Gone?" said Shizune. "Doesn't that imply that he's dead? I'm sure Jiraiya wouldn't die. Right Tsunade?"

Tsunade didn't answer. She was too shocked too. She knew Naruto liked to joke but he never joked about the life of his comrades. That wasn't in character of Naruto. Leaf or Cloud ninja, she was sure he wouldn't joke about it.

"Tsunade?"

Shizune's questioning brought Tsunade out of her shock induced trance. Tsunade shook her head before saying "I'm fine Shizune. What were his last words?"

"Surely you don't believe them! Jiraiya would never-"

"Shizune," Tsunade started in a somber tone while staring into space dead ahead. "Have you known Naruto to joke with someone's life before. In all the time you have known him, has he ever done that?"

Shizune lowered her head in shame. "No. I guess I just didn't want to believe it."

"That is understandable Shizune. After all, don't we all wish that our comrades never die? Now Naruto, what were his last words?"

"Before I do, can you promise me something?"

"Sure Naruto. What is it?"

"Don't get mad at me, get mad at Jiraiya. Please don't hurt me."

Tsunade's somber tone became one of curiosity. "Of course Naruto, but why?"

"You'll understand when I read the letter. I received this from the toad elder Fukasaku. Jiraiya always had his will ready, but he also left a message on Fukasaku giving vital information on the person who beat him. Here is a picture of it."

"Naruto, this looks like it was done on someone's back." Shizune said.

"It was." Responded Yugito instead. "This is the message inscribed on Fukasaku's back since Jiraiya's vocal cords were rendered useless from an earlier attack."

"I see." Tsunade said. "Please, continue." "I was told to give this message to all the villages since it has to due with all the jinchuriki. That has now been completed. This is the second part." Naruto handed Tsunade a sealed envelope.

Tsunade opened the envelope and pulled out the letter inside. After reading the letter she punched the desk, causing it to snap in half, and shouted "ASSHOLE!"

"Tsunade! What is it?" Shizune asked curiously.

"Just read it. You'll see." was Tsunade's simple response so as a means to hide emotions, but severe anger was getting through as she handed over the letter.

Shizune quickly read over the letter. It read:

Dear my beloved Tsunade,
As part of my last will and testament, I leave you all the moons and stars in the sky, along with my undying love. My only regret was that I didn't ever get to grope you or Shizune again. Ahhh, life is cruel like that, isn't it? Goodbye my princess, I await you in heaven though I don't wish to see you there soon. XOXOXO

Forever yours my beloved,

Jiraiya, The Gallant Toad Sage

PS: you also get my spy system, though I doubt it nearly as good of a gift as the former.

After reading the letter Shizune screamed "PERVERT!" and threw the letter so hard, it managed to go threw the wall. Realizing what was on that paper she then threw a senbon with a string attached to it to bring it back. After retrieving it, she handed it back to Tsunade.

"What did you get?" Yugito asked, the curiosity evident on her face and in her tone.

"Read and find out." said Tsunade as she handed the document over.

Yugito read it over, held in a giggle, then handed it Naruto.

Naruto upon reading the letter only lowered his head and muttered "Lucky."

"How am I lucky?" asked Tsunade in a dangerous tone.

"All I got was his life savings along with all the profits the 'Make-Out-Paradise' series will ever make. I also got a draft of his latest book, along with the will to continue the 'Make-Out-Paradise' legacy. I got ripped off compared to you guys."

Tsunade and Shizune couldn't help it. After all the tension of the day, the two burst out laughing. "We're sorry." Tsunade apologized after she had calmed herself. "I guess we needed that. Anyways, I guess you have one day left in the village before you are marked a missing nin. Visit some places, have fun, but try not to meet any of your friends. In the words of the laziest ninja in the Leaf, 'It would be a troublesome experience.'"

And, speak of the devil, the door crashed open to reveal a pink haired konoichi in a red tank top with a white circle in the back, along with a pink mini-skirt with biker shorts underneath.

"Master Tsunade!" she said with a sing song voice. "my shift ended early so I thought I could train with you a little! Hope I'm not interrupting anything impor- (insert shriek of terror. Don't know any other better way to do this.)! Ohmygosh! There are demons in here! They look-… Wait, is that Naruto? Holy crap! Wait 'till Ino hears this!"

And as quickly as she entered she left.

"Oh shit." They all said. Which pretty much summed up the situation perfectly.

"Okay..." Tsunade said. "Screw a day. You have at most two hours before 63% of the village knows what's going on. What are you gonna do with it?"

"Well, Yugito does owe some ramen, considering she lost the bet. Therefore, we're going to Ichiraku's."
Naruto and Yugito both put up their henges and their hoods before leaving the door. Then, because Naruto always got the last laugh, he said "Be sure to tell Cloud if you figure out the code… Granny!"

"YOU BRAT!"

"C'mon Yugito!" said Naruto as he grabbed her hand. "We gotta run, fast!"

Yugito just sighed as she ran with him mumbling "Why am I constantly dragged with you?"

"Because you love me?"

"I was hoping for a smarter and/or better reason, but that will do."

A/N: Well, that's that. There should be another coming out soon. If I get around to it. Also, a new chapter for Kit just got done, so look for that update as well. If things go according to plan, then I think I'll updathe both on the same day. Also, I've gotten a request to do flashbacks. And I most likely will. Just not now. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'll probably make a prequel as well, after this. It would most likely start with Naruto leaving for the training trip, and then end with the first chapter. Just saying. Well, farewell, and I await your reviews/pm's. THN out!