Chapter Three: Deja Vu

"Ruuuun!" the crowd was terrified to see Galleom terrorizing Pokemon Stadium. They decided to leave and let the smashers take care of the transformer.

"Pikachu, watch it!" Pit warned the electric pokemon of an oncoming missile.

"I don't need your stupid help, you baboon! I can fend for my-" said missile hit Pikachu directly and he flew off the arena.

"Now who's the baboon?"

Lucario kept hitting Galleom left to right with aura attacks and Squirtle kept hitting him with water sprays. Jigglypuff just rolled around the stage, hoping to put some damage on Galleom.

"Way to go, Squirtle!" Red kept cheering for his pokemon, trying to boost its confidence. To Galleom on the other hand…

"Please can you just SHUT UP?!" the metal villain shouted out of annoyance. He then got hit by a wave of water.

"Keep it up, Squirtle!"

"I'm sick of this!" the robot snatched Red and flew off using his jetpack. Red accidentally dropped his other two pokeballs and they fell to the ground as they flew out of sight to the smashers below. "Your time has come, Trainer!"

Where'd they go?

"I don't know, but I hope Red's okay."

"Oh, shut up, Pit, we all know it's your fault. You brought Galleom here to take Red and now you're gonna do somethin' to us! Lucario, Jigglypuff, Squirtle! Get the pokeballs and run! I'll take care of this imposter."

"Jiggly?"

"Just GO will you? I'm trying to save you all!"

"Pikachu, I'm not here to hurt you. I encountered Galleom as he was near Palutena's Temple. I decided to take him on in a battle, but apparently, he didn't even MEAN to come to my world. I tried to attack him but he used some subspace teleportation crap so I jumped onto his back and we ended up here."

Do you think he meant to come to our world?

"I believe so since he didn't try to leave, but that's just a guess."

"Which is probably WRONG 'cause you're always wrong and I'm always right. Sucks to suck."

"JIGGLY…" Jigglypuff puffed up and jumped off the ground with an outraged look on her face.

"I am NOT being arrogant, Jigglypuff. You're just judgemental."

"Squirt squirt squirty."

Squirtle's right, we have to get Red back, and fast. The question is how? None of us can even… Lucario turned to Pit. Everyone then looked at Pit. A grin crossed all of their faces.

"Can't even what? Why are you all staring at me?" Everyone surrounded the worried angel and inched closer to him without saying any words, smiles still present. "W-What are y'all doing? No! NO! NOOOO!"

Pikachu gave a Tarzan yell as he raised a fist in the air.

"I can't believe you're making me do this!" Pit was being rode by Pikachu in the air. "You guys are nuts!"

"Shut up you good for nothing bird!" Pikachu was whipping Pit as they flew straight upwards along with Lucario and Jigglypuff who were riding Charizard. "The more you talk, the more you get whipped and the longer this trip will take!"

Guys, I think I can see Galleom. He's just up ahead… wait, what is that?

Galleom was obviously the dark spot in the sky, but there was a tiny one too. It seemed to be growing in size, though. Then, they all realized it.

"RED!"

"RED!"

RED!

"JIGGLYPOO!"

"ROAAAAR!"

The limp body flew past the gang at high speeds. "Wait, were we supposed to catch him?"

"JIGGLY!"

"OK OK I'M SORRY! DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS!" Pikachu jumped off of Pit and dove straight to the ground. He was slowly catching up to Red. "Wow, this might be my dumbest idea ever. AHHHHHH!" He eventually caught up to the falling body and held on to Red's head. They were reaching the ground at a fast pace. Pikachu shut his eyes, preparing for impact and gave a small whimper.

Debris flew everywhere as the falling duo advanced to the ground. Pit emerged from the debris, being ridden once again by Pikachu and carrying an unconscious Red.

"Well that was a close one!" Pit said, chuckling to himself.

"Shut up, you uneducated swine!" Pikachu said as he whipped Pit.

"Where do keep that thing?!" Pit asked, moving his shoulders around as if it would ease the pain… which earned another whip.

"Just fly over to that forest over there, that may be where the others are," Pikachu commanded his transportation. "Wait a second, how are you even flying? I thought you needed somethin' from Palutena or whatever."

"Well, my wings are blue aren't they? That means I can fly, Dummy!"

"Do you wish to be whipped again?"

"…"

The three finally got to land in the forest. As Pit's wings turned back into their regular white, Pikachu leaped to the ground and Pit's feet touched the ground. Pit set Red on the ground and him and Pikachu looked up to see Lucario standing with blue, pretty-boy hair and Jigglypuff with a red bandana around his head with a sword mounted into the ground. Pikachu turned back to face Red and saw that he had finally woken up. Pikachu held out his paw and Red grabbed it, engaging in a handshake.

"This seems so oddly familiar."

"Hey, Jigglypuff, where'd you get that sword?"

"Jigglyyyy."

Charizard's dead.

A white shade covered Red's face. He collapsed to the ground and just layed there, not moving a muscle. Even his heart stopped. "W-What do you mean he's… d-dead?"

I'm kidding, haha, he's in this ball. Lucario tossed the pokeball and it hit Red's still-buried head. His head began to slowly rise, eyes locked onto Lucario's. From Lucario's point of view he could only see half of the dead eyes because of his hat. He just stayed in that position for a minute straight, not moving. Suddenly, he dove six feet into Lucario, tackling him to the ground. He sat on his chest and punched the aura master's muzzle with left and right hooks, screaming bloody murder. Pit jumped in and pulled Red off of him, but he kept throwing punches and flailing his legs. Red then jabbed Pit's cheek with an elbow and broke free from the angel's bear hug. Pit collapsed to the ground because of the blow and layed there. Red sprinted at Lucario with a raised fist. Lucario, now sitting up, was in a daze and didn't know what was going on. Pikachu dove onto the oncoming pokemon trainer to the ground. Jigglypuff ran over to check on Pit. Pikachu and Red were now rolling on the ground, Pikachu refraining from electrocuting the human. Red grabbed Pikachu and hurled him into the trunk of a tree. Pikachu landed on the ground and began coughing up blood.

Pikachu shakingly stood up on all fours. "Pika…" he stood up on his hind legs with a boost of energy and flashed a blue light. "CHUUUU!" A blue ball full of electricity took the place of the cute pokemon. Red turned to run but only took three steps before being blasted into a tree. He hit the ground running and snatched two of the three pokeballs. He then grabbed the one Lucario threw at him, all the while being chased by a huge, blue orb.

Red opened all three pokeballs in front of him. "Take this! Triple Finish!" The electric orb was hit by Water Pump, Solar Beam, and Fire blast. The orb kept resisting the power of the lasers and eventually met face-to-face with Red himself and all three pokemon. The two final smashes ran out and Red was left with nothing but pokeballs. Pikachu was back in his regular form again. They both just stared each other down, breathing heavily. The rest of the team ran to the two.

Alright, Red, I'm sorry. There's no need to fight Pikachu about this. I shouldn't have done what I did, just please stop the fighting. We're a team, don't let anything tear us apart.

"SINCE WHEN?! SINCE WHEN WERE WE A TEAM?! ALL I REMEMBER IS WHEN WE FAILED AGAINST THE SUBSPACE ARMY EVEN THOUGH WE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF TABUU! IF WE WERE A TEAM, WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!" Red's eyes began to tear up, now on the verge of crying. "NOW WE CAN'T FIX IT! WE CAN'T BRING BACK MASTER HAND AND CRAZY HAND! WE'LL NEVER SEE LUCAS OR SNAKE OR META KNIGHT OR ANY OF THEM! Oh yay, Pit came! SO WHAT?!"

"Red, everything's gonna be alright."

"OH SHUT UP! I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT IN ANGEL LAND! WELL GUESS WHAT?! THIS IS A LAND WHERE CREATURES WITH SUPERNATURAL POWERS FIGHT WITH YOU AND YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE RUN, JUST HOPING TO ESCAPE THIS CRUEL REALITY!" Red was now weeping his heart out. "AND JUST ABOUT DONE WITH IT TOO! IF IT WASN'T FOR MY PETS, I'D BE OUT OF THIS SICK AND TWISTED WORLD WITH A SWIFT CUT OF MY KNIFE TO THE NECK!" Red turned around and ran, still crying his eyes out.

I'll go talk to him.

"Jiggly, jigg jigg."

"He's right. Just let him be by himself for a minute. Maybe his Pokemon could cheer him up."

A/N: Poor Red… geez this was a long chapter. Well, I got it done pretty quick for having to do it on my phone. Oh yeah, I figured out how to do it on my phone so I don't have to do it on my dad's computer. I'M A GENIUS! Ahem, ok back to the notes. Again, thanks for all the reviews and follows. I appreciate them. Oh yeah! I updated my profile finally so please take a peak at that. It shows what stories I might write in the future. And uh, to Dream Guardian King Allen, I'm sorry I haven't looked at the new MarioKart 9 chapter yet, I'll get on it. Oh yeah, guys, take a look at the stories Dream Guardian King Allen makes, they're really creative and fun to read! That's about it for ma notes… DEUCES!