Disclaimer: yeah,yeah. I know Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. Or I should have just say "Twilight Saga".

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BPOV

"HOLY CROW!" I shouted.

"What happened?"

"Mom?"

"Love, what happened?"

"EMMETT!" I called.

"Why?" he asked. Innocently I may add.

"Don't give me that answer! What did you do to my closet?!" I retorted back.

"I don't know what your saying!"

"You put a chicken in my freaking closet!'

"But I………..I…….didn't do that" he replied.

"Emmett you idiot!" Rosalie shouted at him.

"Rose, get Emmett out of here before Bella does something that I know you would mind" Edward told Rosalie.

"But I didn't do that!" he defensed.

"Who else would do that? Carlise? Esme? Rosalie? Alice? Or Jasper?" Jasper, right he does something like this when he's bored! Oh gosh, I just accused Emmett for something he didn't do!

".Gosh."

"JAAAAAAAAASPER!" Alice shrieked.

"What my lovely wife?" Jasper came in the room.

"Don't lovely wife me! You just ruined Bella's clothes!" Alice shouted at him.

"Alice do you think I would dare mess up with the clothes?"

"Then, who would?" I asked dumbfounded by what just happen.

"My gosh Bella! I'm so sorry I didn't see that coming!" Alice apologize.

"Alice! You said yopu didn't see that coming! And who's the only one that comes in the house that Alice can't 'see'?" I told her

"Mom! It's not me! You know how I love clothes!" Renesmme said

"Nessie, your mom isn't talking about you. She's talking about your mongrel of a……..a………a boyfriend" he said the last part with disgust.

"Oh your talking about Jake," she muttered.

"Oohhhhhhhh……. Jake get I'm giving you freaking 10 seconds to get your butt out of here! Make sure I would catch you! Or you're gonna walk away with one leg!" I shouted full of angered not realizing that Renesmee was there.

To my surprise, she just stood there laughing. Okay this is weird why is she laughing knowing that her love is in danger?

"Edward get the chicken out of here!" I told him.

"Yes,love." Edward grab the chicken upside down. 'Gosh, poor chicke' I thought..

"Edward! Make sure that it's far enough that no one would turn it into his vampire chicken minion!"

"Renesmee why are freaking laughing? I'm in trouble and your laughing you have got to be kidding me!" Jacob said looking at her as if she was a freak.

"Mom! Don't-hurt-Jake-he has-nothing-to-do-with it!" Renesmee said between her laughs.

"wh-what are you trying to say?" I stuttered in shock. What did Renesmee just said?

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EPOV

"Hahaha! Wow! Did I just get uncle Emmett, uncle Jasper and Jake in trouble? Whoa! Hahahaha!" Renesmee thought.

"Renesmee Carlie Swan Cullen! Get inside your room." I shouted.

"Bu-but Dad!" she choked out.

"No buts young lady! Get in you room. Now!" I poited at the direction of her room.

"Edward? What did she do?" Bella asked.

"Do you really want to know?" I asked her.

"yeah, why?"

"She's the one responsible for the chicken in your closet and the snake in your car few days ago." I guess she's in shocked, she didn't say anything. She's not even breathing, I'm glad she's one of us now or I'll be having an unusual vampire heart-attack.

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BPOV

What? I asked my self in disbelief

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