Hey there! Your Creator is back in town! So I just posted Fem!Medic x Sniper and I was like, I can do more! So here ya go. Kirel and Xycuro had asked for a Spy x Sniper one-shot, so that's what I'm gonna do I'm going to follow Xycuro's prompt, but don't worry Kirel, there will be cuddling for warmth!

So, without further ado

Pairing: Sniper/Spy

It felt like five thousand needles were piercing my body, simultaneously creating more pain than there already was. My throat felt like someone had lit a fire there, my head felt heavy and stuffed, and I couldn't raise my arms to save the life of me. I don't know where I had caught it, probably from Scout. The last time I had seen him, he didn't have nearly as much energy as usual. Or I had already been sick and hadn't been seeing straight.

I rolled over in the make-shift bed I had in my Van and tried to sleep, perhaps I would wake up and find it was all over (I highly doubted this, but a man can dream, can't he?)

I groaned and stared up at the ceiling of my van, wishing that I could at least breath normally I was glad nobody was here to see me like this. They would all probably get a good laugh out of it.

"Well, I never expected to see you in zis' ... Predicament"

"Bloody hell!" I was scared out if my wits. I looked around wildly until I saw the source of my distress. There sitting on the edge of my bed, was the Spy.

Blue coat checked twice for wrinkles. Balvaka securely fitted on his head with a cigarette hanging from his mouth.

"Near gave me a heart attack bastard" I growled, or, at least tried to, I probably sounded like a dying Jack Rabbit. Spy just chuckled and made his way closer to me. I tensed noticeably, and looked at him questionably.

"I am 'ere to offer 'elp" was his, surprisingly gentle, offer. I contemplated my options. Either make him go away and keep my dignity. Accept his help and bear the consequences. Or just plain assault him for such an idea.

That was when a particularly nasty pain came up from my stomach and accepting his offer seemed like a golden opportunity.

"Fine, I accept your offer ..." I would have made a snappy remark, but I was distracted when he began to peel of the thin sheet I had marked as a 'blanket'.

"What the hell are you-?" "You are overheating as 'eet 'ees" damn him, I don't know if my face was red from embarrassment or anger, though to be honest, I felt more embarrassed than angry.

Spy, I registered, was very good at taking care of me. He had gotten a wet cloth and water from god knows where. And, while gently applying the cloth to my face, was somehow humming some unfamiliar tune, Jesus, how much could this guy do?

I was snapped out of my thoughts when Spy's voice rang out. "Are you being quiet for a reason, or am I simply to amazing?" He teased, lightly brushing my bangs off my face. This time, I knew it was from embarrassment.

"B-Bastard" I mumbled, looking anywhere but his eyes. He only seemed to find this amusing as he had now bent down and strayed quite close into my personal bubble.

"You are very ... attractive" he whispered into my ear. And I had become rather uncomfortable as we had stayed in that position for a very long time.

What?! Two one-shots in one night!? How is this possible?! Anyway, thank you so much Every! It really warms my heart to see that you enjoy my story's way more than I do :) don't worry! I'll have the Pyro x Spy up as soon as I can! Ohmigosh! You have a 3DS? Way cool ;P I have one to, Pokemon Y is what it's about y'all! But to Kirel and Xycuros I hope you like it! Please ignore bad accents and I hope you don't mind POV

~Your Creator