Axel, Moon and Asura were walking around in Lumiose City. Axel yawned. "Arceus I'm tired. Hey Moon, can we go to your place?" He asked. "Sure!" Moon replied. "You coming, Asura?" "FUCK YEAH!" Asura said "I NEED SOME FUCKING FOOD!" "Lead the way" Axel said to moon. Soon they got to a little house in a forest. "Hey, I just noticed, that Australian guy disappeared." Said Moon. "Oh, yeah, Ragna. He went off with his girlfriend, Whitney." Axel replied. Moon made a face "Whitney? As in Whitney's Miltank?" She asked. Axel nodded. Moon looked ready to hurl. "Can we just get into the house?" Axel asked. "Oh yeah, the house" Moon said, unlocking the door. As they stepped into the house, Moon asked Axel a question. "Hey Axel, When was the last time you had a battle?" "Oh I don't know, maybe a few days ago." He replied. "Nope! Wrong answer!" Moon said. "Moon what the hell are you talking about?" "Well," Moon said "The last time you had a battle was right now!" She said, throwing out a Delphox. "That doesn't make sense, but whatever." Axel replied, throwing out Prince. "If you think some fire-type is going to beat Prince, then I have two words for you: hydro pump." Axel said. Prince then shot a blast of water that knocked Delphox out cold. The rest of the battle went similarly, with each of Moon's pokemon being destroyed with two simple words. All the while, Asura was stuffing his face with everything in Moon's fridge. "Asura, get that fetus out of your mouth!" Axel shouted. Moon laughed "That's what she said." "Shut up, cripple." Axel replied.
Chapter four!(finally) Sorry I haven't updated in like, two months, I had a shit ton of stuff to do. I'm trying to update quickly. I know the chapter was as short as fuck, but I've recently run the fuck out of ideas. Later!