Hideo Itami - Still chilling out here in my hotel.
Shinsuke Nakamura - When are you coming back?
Hideo Itami - When Sami gives me the key.
Shinsuke Nakamura - ?
Hideo Itami - I was sharing a hotel with Sami and he decided to lock me in the bathroom. BTW, my phone's almost out of juice, send help.
Shinsuke Nakamura - Alright, which hotel?
Hideo Itami is now offline
Shinsuke Nakamura - R.I.P Itami.
Roman Reigns has invited John Cena, The Great Khali, Alicia Fox, Brie Bella, The Big Show, and Nikki Bella to chat.
Roman Reigns - I had enough of those NXT guys thinking they're better than us!
John Cena - Why did you invite us?
Roman Reigns - I WANT TO DESTROY THEM!
Alicia Fox - Uh...I like them.
Alicia Fox has been kicked from the chat.
The Big Show - I think I'm going too.
John Cena - Me too.
John Cena, Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, and the Big Show have been kicked from chat.
The Great Khali - I don't even work for WWE now.
The Great Khali has left the chat.
Roman Reigns - WHY DOES EVERYBODY LOVE NXT?!
Vince McMahon has tagged The Entire NXT Roster and its alumni.
Vince McMahon - Tonight, you all will face Roman Reigns in a handicap match. He must win to be strong…
Finn Balor - Hell no.
Sami Zayn - I'm not jobbing!
Vince McMahon - DO IT OR YOU'RE FIRED!
Sami Zayn - I think I want to be.
Finn Balor, Bayley, and 70 others like this.
FACEBOOK NEWS - Over 70 NXT talent quit WWE!
Finn Balor - I got an idea everyone!
Sami Zayn - And that would be?
Finn Balor - JOIN ANOTHER COMPANY!
Dixie Carter likes this.
Finn Balor - No, not you.
Bayley - OOH! WHAT ABOUT LUCHA UNDERGROUND?!
Dario Cueto likes this
Finn Balor - I like that Bayley!
Bayley likes this.
FACEBOOK NEWS - 70 NXT STARS SIGNED TO LUCHA UNDERGROUND!
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Sami Zayn is now friends with Angelico, Johnny Mundo, Jack Evans, PJ Black, and 25 others.
Sami Zayn - HEY GUYS!
PJ Black - Hello Mr. Samuel Zayn.
Sami Zayn - What's with the attitude?
PJ Black - I just feel like it.
Johnny Mundo - I spiked his drink.
PJ Black - DAMMIT MUNDO!
Jack Evans - He also put a bug in your drink.
PJ Black - YOU FUCKER!
Angelico - You guys are idiots.
Finn Balor is now in a relationship with Bayley
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Sami Zayn - IT'S ABOUT TIME!
BAYLOR4LYFE - MY SHIP HAS SAILED!
Aaron Solow - :(
Elias Samson - HOW DID FINN GET A GIRL BEFORE ME?!
Finn Balor - Maybe if you spent more time talking with women than your guitar maybe you would've had one by now.
Tyler Breeze has changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated"
Tye Dillinger - Trying to decide between hands?
Tyler Breeze - F You.
Tye Dillinger - No thanks, I know you're wanting Shinsuke.
Shinsuke Nakamura likes this.
Tyler Breeze - NO!
Shinsuke Nakamura - YES!
Tyler Breeze - NO!
Shinsuke Nakamura - YES!
Tyler Breeze - NO!
Daniel Bryan - YES!
Tyler Breeze - YES!
Shinsuke Nakamura - WTF?!
Tyler Breeze - FUCK!
Shinsuke Nakamura - You know I was kidding. I have Asuka.
Austin Aries - Asuka? Really? Won't she tear your chest off?
Shinsuke Nakamura - She will if I get her angry.
Roman Reigns - WHAT A WOMAN GONNA DO?!
Asuka likes this
Austin Aries - You done fucked up.
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Elias Samson - Ha!
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Enzo Amore - LOL
Tyler Breeze - Meh, not really funny.
Baron Corbin - For the first time, I agree.
Tyler Breeze - I know, Ifjgtdhgfgyiuo;iytfdfjlkjhsjrewqwerty8oiuyfdfghiuyfdsdtyuytresasdfghjgvcvbnbvbnmcxfytresarewqwertyuiuytyuiopoiuyfdsfghjjhgfcxcghjuytrdesrtytfrdfghjjhgfdfghjhgcvghjhgfcghj
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Vince McMahon - DAMMIT! IF YOU WERE HERE, I'D HAVE YOU JOB TO EVA MARIE!
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