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Warning:

It's Yaoi TYL!80 x TYL!27 (TYL!Yamamoto x TYL!Tsuna) pairing, as in male x male loves each other or doing sex together. If this subject turns you off, you better press the Back button. Alright, you have been warned! I don't want any complaints, reports or flames about this story since I don't think I do you any harms by uploading this story to the net.

Sadism Pleasure ─ Chapter 4

"I'm Not Lewd!"

And there Tsuna was again, walking rather hurriedly down the street with his heart beating faster than his running pace. He knew he was so screwed up this time. His face was a complete beet red, marking his embarrassment even more apparent than it already was. Trace of corn-seeds sweats were dropping deliberately on his forehead. He also threw his glance sideways correspondingly as minutes passed by, looking almost exactly like an underwear thief walking in the middle of broad daylight, not wanting to get caught.

He tried to distract his mind, stuffing it with unimportant stuffs other than what just happened. But he knew he failed miserably. Every cells of his brain was as if trying to mock him, continuously reminding him with his shameful act. He remembered it correctly. Not a single piece of it was forgotten. That shameful memory was like a glowing neon light constantly glimmering as it said, 'Look at me! Look at me!' to him.

'I can't believe what I've done,' the brunet looked so shocked. His doe-like brown eyes shone in surprise.

'I just can't believe it!' His face then turned to a horrified look.

Tsuna shook his head intermittently as he kept his walking pace steady. He resisted the urge to facepalm out of his foolishness.

'I can't believe I fucked a married guy!' he gaped his mouth a little, looking rather dumbstruck as realization hit him hard and fast. No pun intended.

Just when he's still busy debating and denying in his mind, a sudden playful voice came out and started to correct him.

'You mean you can't believe you fucked a married guy AND you liked it?'

Oh, wait a minute, where's that voice come from?

'And you got caught by his kid too.'

Call him crazy but it seems the back of his mind was trying to mock him. Or maybe it's just trying to state the obvious. Either way, it made Tsuna to be embarrassed even more.

'Well, it's still better than getting caught by his wife.' The voice chided matter-of-factly.

Feeling enough of it, Tsuna literally slapped his face with his both hands, trying to snap his thoughts off of it. Getting laughed from the back of his mind was really something that he's not looking forward into at the moment. As if he didn't know all that already! There's no need to keep rubbing it on his face!

Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.

A sudden vibration from his pants got him off guard. Not to mention how it also made him yelp pathetically.

"Hieeee!" Tsuna unintentionally screamed his out his famous shriek as he jolted his body in a surprised gesture. It's really been a while since he did that.

He used to do it back when he was younger, when he was still his usual dame-self. But nonetheless, even though he already had changed much, some things just could never change fully. Or maybe Yamamoto just really turned his life upside down. That's why he's back to his usual dame-self instead of the calm and collected mafia boss.

'Phone. Relax, it was just a phone call, Tsuna. You're overreacting.' His inner self scolded him for being a little bit too pathetic.

After he regained his composure, he reached out his hand to his pocket, taking out his phone that's still vibrating from the incoming call. He took a quick glance on his phone, checking out the caller id as he wondered who might be calling him right now. And that's where he could see it.

Reborn.

'No, no, no, no. Not you. Anyone but you!' Tsuna mentally groaned in his mind, looking rather terrified.

Of course. He's not ready to answer to Reborn. What's he going to say to him? Hi, sorry, I'm late. I overslept because I fucked a police officer that I just met last night. Oh, and guess what? He's married too. And have one kid. So it's kind of like a scandalous triangle. Yay.

'How lovely.' He retorted sarcastically as he facepalmed, knowing how terribly screwed up he was now. And on top of it, the back of his mind kept laughing at him too.

All of the thoughts racing in his mind made him sighed in exasperation. He gave up. He didn't know anymore. He just wanted to get home and sleep. No explanations needed. No more of this embarrassing stuff. He just wanted to forget it all!

He then looked at his phone, noticing that it's still vibrating from the call.

'Well, I'm not going to answer you. So, no. It's on silent anyway. I'm not a psychic. I don't know if you call me.' He silently replied that to his phone.

After that, he decided to gently put his phone back to his pocket. Apparently, he finally reached the point of not-giving-a-single-fuck-anymore.

Just when he's about to put it on his pocket, the phone vibrated again. This time, it's different from the last one. It's only vibrating one time.

He reached out again and looked on his phone again.

'A text message?' His eyebrows were suddenly furrowed as he questioned himself what the message was about.

He opened his phone and checked his message. And it didn't need no genius to figure out who's the one sending it.

'Dame-Tsuna, I know you're there. Answer your phone or I'll leak out your lewd videos for all the internet predators to see.'

Hearing such statement, made Tsuna to gap his mouth for a while, closed it, blinked his eyes for a few times, then gapped it again. And he just knew it. That Reborn was really good in blackmailing someone, that Satan-himself-takes-place-in-human-form. And what worse of it, Tsuna knew that Reborn was not kidding. He would do that without even think twice. Although Tsuna was not sure what kind of lewd video his tutor was talking about, but he didn't want to risk his well-being. Who knows what will happen to him if that happens? Maybe he'll get gangbanged in every corner of the street…

It made Tsuna to shiver up as he shook his head, trying to get rid of such terrifying imagination. After giving a disapproving groan and making a scowled expression, he then decided to call Reborn back.

Of course, his very first response was…

"I do not have any lewd videos, Reborn!"

"You're right. You don't." Reborn retorted simply, over the phone, "But I do. You know, back when you're this lustful promiscuous teenager who likes to play with himself."

Such statement really caught Tsuna off guard as his face starting to form a shocked expression with his eyes widened like a size of a saucer.

"What the-?!" the Decimo breathlessly gasped, surprised of what he had just heard.

He really couldn't believe that! Reborn had such videos of him doing dirty stuffs like that? Wasn't it a violation against his privacy? Or was it really okay because it's Reborn that's doing it? What if the guy decided to actually leak it out to the net? What would be happened to him? All of these thoughts were racing inside of Tsuna's mind, crashing against each other like a wrecking ball.

But before the brunet could give a comeback, it was then continued by the number one hitman.

"Not that you've changed. You've grown more perverted and lewder than your younger self, if I didn't know better." Reborn stated teasingly, a sudden playful smirk was apparent on his face.

He just loved it when he teased Tsuna like this. He really knew Tsuna did not like being called like that. Mostly, it's because the brunet was too embarrassed to admit it. But Reborn and Mukuro always kept calling him that and it's really getting on his nerve. Well, even so it's true, Tsuna definitely wouldn't admit it. He knew he's not a pervert. Never!

"I am not lewd!" Tsuna protested, a sudden enlarged vein popped on his forehead out of nowhere as he's becoming a little bit irritated of being called a pervert, "More importantly, you taped that?! Geez! What happened with the word privacy?!"

His voice was raised by a little. Deep down, he knew it was a bit useless to argue over it. He never could really argue against his personal tutor. It always ended up with him losing instead of winning, even when he's actually the right one.

Decided to just ignore the childish rant of his pupil, Reborn then changed the subject.

"More importantly," he paused for a moment, giving a strong emphasis on his words, "You overslept. You didn't come home last night. Gokudera has been trying to contact you but you're not answering. Where were you?"

And this was exactly why Tsuna didn't want to answer the phone. He's not ready yet to answer Reborn. He's yet to make up some excuses, so that he didn't have to tell the truth, something that he would rather die than telling the truth and got teased by Reborn for the rest of his life!

"Ohh, y-yeah… Yeah, sorry, I kind of forgot telling it to you guys. But I was… uhh…," Tsuna admitted nervously, trying to think the right excuse to say to Reborn. Though, he knew he got nothing in his mind right now. So it's either he just swing it and do it impromptu or get teased for the rest of his life. Not answering would lead to the leaking of his videos to the internet and it's certainly not an option right now.

"I was… " he gave a quick thought inside his train-wrecked mind. A bright light-bulb imaginarily shone behind his head as a great idea suddenly struck him.

"I was staying at my friend's house!"

Well, not really that great of idea though because Reborn could easily turn it down.

"You don't have any friends, Dame-Tsuna." The number one hitman chided nonchalantly. An evil smirk suddenly came out on his face.

"Well, that wasn't very nice! Of course, I have some too! You know, like, uhh, Onii-chan? I stayed at—" not even finishing that thought, he suddenly got turned down again.

"I called Ryohei already. He said you're not there."

Amidst of this excuse-giving scene, Tsuna could hear a smooth engine sound coming from his receiver. It seemed Reborn was driving a car while talking to him through his cell. Though it's not nice to drive while talking to the phone, it was Reborn who's actually doing that and not just a normal people. That guy probably has a higher level sense than commoners usually have.

"Ohh! R-right! I must have already left before he got home…" Tsuna stated it low as if he was talking to himself.

It was only replied by a questioning hum from the number one hitman. Feeling that he needed to come out with better excuse, Tsuna decided to talk again.

"I then went to, uhh, to the, umm," he tried searching his entire mind all over and then it just hit him, "I went to Enma-kun's house!"

This sounded better and more legit than before, he thought. His face then turned to a confident smile. He knew Reborn wouldn't be able to find out whether it's right or wrong. He knew Enma-kun would cooperate and help defend him even if Tsuna didn't tell the guy beforehand.

"Oh, the Shimon?" Reborn looked slightly in awe, his eyebrows raised simultaneously as he heard such statement from the Decimo. "I thought you know that they're in Italy right now for work."

Oops. Tsuna seemed to have forgotten that one. He slapped his forehead the moment he realized how stupid it was. How could he have forgotten that one?! He knew he remembered Enma telling him about it. He felt really stupid telling Reborn such lame excuse!

"R-Right! T-They are! Ahahaha!" Tsuna gave a nervous smile, still blaming his stupidity, "B-but there's, umm, there's… Skull?"

Well, he tried to cover up his lies with another lie. He didn't even sound that sure when he mentioned Skull's name, for God's sake! Seriously, he should just come clean and accept his fate. It's getting more and more ridiculous like this and on top of it, he knew Reborn wouldn't believe this at all.

"I thought you know he's dead already." Reborn retorted simply. This, of course made Tsuna to be so surprised.

"Wait, what? He died?!" His face looked so shocked and the way he raised his tone a little bit, really showed how surprised he was.

His response made Reborn wanted to facepalm, though the guy didn't actually do it. Instead, he gave a knowing chuckle to the said brunet.

"No, but someone IS going to die if he's not telling the truth."

"W-well!" Tsuna interjected quickly, "W-what I meant before is… I stayed with Colonello and Lal-san!"

It actually made Reborn to pause a little. The guy gave a little thinking in his mind. He knew Tsuna's lying but he didn't really find where the flaw yet. And the way Reborn gave a slight pause made Tsuna to feel like he's winning the fight now.

"Them?" Reborn asked curiously, still trying to figure out how to make Tsuna come out and tell the truth.

"Y-yeah! Them!" Tsuna replied enthusiastically, feeling a little bit too excited inside. He knew that he's finally winning the argument now! It made him feel so confident. Too confident that it made him continue to add again,

"They were actually very busy! Busy with… uhh…" he paused again, not sure what to come out after this. But it's a good thing that Reborn decided to make it easier for him.

"I thought they were busy making babies." The guy replied intriguingly.

"Y-yeah! That!" Tsuna exclaimed confidently, "They were busy with that! Very, very busy that they probably don't know—" he was about to finish the sentence, but Reborn swiftly cut him again.

"They were busy making babies and you were like, what? Watching them? That's some sick hobby you got there, Decimo." Reborn replied as his expression turned to his usual sly smirk again.

Such statement made Tsuna to instantly deny it vigorously.

"N-no! Of course not! I'm not like that! I wasn't even at their place at all, to tell you the truth!"

Oops. He didn't mean to say that at all. He quickly covered his mouth, hoping that Reborn didn't notice his last line. But who's he kidding?

"Then? Where were you?"

Tsuna facepalmed. He knew he was so busted this time. All of his excuses were thwarted easily by Reborn and by now, he already figured that Reborn wouldn't believe him at all.

That was when he suddenly got taken off guard by a black Maserati, stopping by right in front of him. He blinked for a moment, unsure of what just happened. His mind was a bit dazed. He didn't sense any threat coming from it, so he knew it was probably not dangerous. That was until he realized that he's in for a real trouble as the passenger seat's mirror started to be lowered down, revealing who's the one driving the car.

"Get in, Dame-Tsuna."

It was Reborn! That guy came to pick Tsuna up! But how could he figure out where he was? How did he find Tsuna?

Noticing all that, Tsuna's expression turned from a shocked face to an upset scowl. He certainly did not expect this at all. Nevertheless, he walked in, opened the passenger seat's door, and stepped inside the car. To put a nice disapproving gesture, he intentionally slammed the door close a little bit too hard, it could probably break the mirror had it not bullet-proofed.

Before Tsuna could voice out his protest, Reborn decided to say.

"You look so fucked…" the guy intentionally prolonged the F word, "… up."

It made Tsuna to throw a nasty 'Are you fucking kidding me?' glare to his tutor. Seriously, what's with the sex pun again? Just because his bed-hair looked so messy, he wore someone else's shirt, lots of kiss marks on his exposed skin, it didn't necessarily mean that he's so fucked!

Well, it actually did.

God knows how many rounds he had last night. But of course, Tsuna wouldn't admit that!

He adjusted his loose shirt a little, trying to cover up his hickeys, before he then started to complain.

"How did you find—" not even finished saying it, an idea suddenly struck to his head. His scowl turned to a shocked 'I couldn't believe it' face. Nonetheless, now it's all crystal clear to him. That's why Reborn was talking to him through phone while also driving the car.

"You tracked my phone?! Seriously? Can't I have any privacy at all?" his face looked disbelief, a slight anger was rising in his chest. He really couldn't believe Reborn went through all that. This was already attacking his personal space and judging from how Tsuna reacted, he really didn't appreciate it at all.

"Not my idea," Reborn shrugged as he started the car again and drove away,

"It was Gokudera's." He looked at Tsuna and gave a knowing mischievous smirk, "We would like to put it on your clothes instead, but…" He paused, stifling his laugh as he looked at the messy brunet, "You don't seem to be the type that can keep your pants on."

And there it hit him again. That sexual pun never failed to get on his nerves. For the last time, he's not promiscuous! Or at least, he believed that way, even though the evidence clearly stated differently. But he wouldn't admit it. Never. Call him a Tsundere, but there won't be Tsuna without the Tsun.

"I'm not lewd!" Tsuna protested from the bottom of his lung, "Geez! What's it with you and Mukuro? You guys are always trying to label me like that! I'm not a pervert!"

It made Reborn to chuckle evilly. The guy always liked it when he could tease the brunet like that.

"If all the foods taste bitter in your mouth, which one is at fault? You or other people?" Reborn asked rhetorically, referring to how Tsuna denied being called as lewd.

It was actually replied by a silent treatment by the Decimo as he threw his face away from Reborn.

"So, where were you last night?" Reborn asked.

He didn't get any answer at all. All he got was a pouting brunet staring at the window.

"Dame-Tsuna? Where were you?" he repeated again.

"I have the right to remain silent." Replied Tsuna, different from what Reborn previously thought.

The raven haired guy laughed a little, as he steered the car casually. He looked at the brunet again, which made Tsuna to press his face onto the window pane, not wanting to see the other guy's face.

"Let me tell you my assumption," Reborn said, still getting no reply at all from Tsuna.

"You overslept. You didn't answer my phone right away. You lied about your whereabouts. Your hair looks so messy. And, you didn't have your car."

So far it was correct. But it was only stating the obvious. Still, Tsuna paid no attention to it.

"Gokudera said your car was last seen on a police station nearby. Since there's no one bailing you out from there, it's probably an inside job. Add the hickeys on your neck that looks like it was from a vacuum cleaner and how you are wearing someone else's shirt. There's only one possible answer."

And Tsuna knew it was final. He couldn't deny it at all even if he wanted too. All the evidence leaded to that one simple answer.

"You slept with a police officer, didn't you?"

-To Be Continued—

Author's Note:

Surprised about the fast update? Ahahaha. Don't be. I, myself, can't believe it too. But this story is really so fun to write! There will be more 8027 coming after this scene. Don't worry.

As usual, reviews are always appreciated!

Cheerio,

William

p.s.

I'm working on a new 8027 story. OuO)b I know, you guys gonna say no to it. But I can't help it! It's just a oneshot, so bear with me. Here's the summary.

Summary:

Think that Takeshi is not an easy-to-be-jealous boyfriend? Think again. A private meeting followed by a candle-light dinner with another mafia boss is what it takes to turn his eyes all green. There's no way he'll share his precious Tuna! No. Never! Get ready for some sabotage 'cause Takeshi's coming to get you, Tsuna! Well, and your ass too. TYL!80 x TYL!27. Yaoi. Lemon.