Chapter 4: Drunk Kenshin

Kenshinotaku: Hello all! I can't believe I'm actually at chapter 4 of Kenshin Torture already. Thanks everyone for reading, reviewing, and following. Now, this chapter we have an idea by Vampirefanatic17 who wants a drunk Kenshin(seems many like him that way ^^)

Kenshin: Oro? Why drunk?

Kenshinotaku: My reason is cause it's funny, but you'll have to ask the millions of others why they want you drunk.

Kaoru: He is adorable that way

Sano: I'll get the sake!

Yahiko: Hehe, this should be good.

Kenshin: Not all of you too…

Sano:-smiling evilly-Come on Kenshin, drink up-pours sake into Kenshin's mouth.

A Few Minutes And 5 Sake Bottles Later

Sano:-leans Kenshin back up-

Kenshin:-wobbling side-to-side-Wh-Why is the room spinning?

Megumi and Kaoru: He looks so cute!

Sano and Yahiko:-laughing-

Kenshin: What's so, hic, funny?

Sano: You of coarse.

Kenshinotaku: SO ADOWABLE!-hugs drunk Kenshin-

Kaoru: Hey, he's my adorable drunk!

Megumi: No, he's mine!

Kenshinotaku: Didn't we do something like this last chapter?

Megumi and Kaoru: So, we'll just do it again.

Kenshinotaku: Fine by me-holds Kenshin tightly-

Megumi and Kaoru:-attack-

Yahiko: Woo, CAT FIGHT!

1 Minute Later

Kenshinotaku, Kaoru, and Megumi:-panting and glaring at each other-

Kenshin:-rocking and looking at the ceiling-Hehe, so many funny shapes

Kenshinotaku: Since-huff-neither of us will-puff-give up, let's get Kenshin to choose.

Kaoru and Megumi: Fine.

All Three: Kenshin, pick who you want more!

Kenshin:-looks at the girls-Mmm….-gets up and walks past all three of them-

Girls: EH?!

Kenshin:-singing-Puff the magic dragon!-lands on Sano-

Sano:-grabs Kenshin-

Girls:-glare-

Kaoru: Give him here and I'll never bully you again.

Megumi: Give him to me and I'll never call you rooster

Kenshinotaku: Give him to me and I'll give you all the free food you want

Sano: I'm sold-hands to Kenshinotaku-

Kenshinotaku: YAY!

Kenshin:-snaps out of it-hmm-sees he's being held by Kenshinotaku-Ack!

Kenshinotaku: Come on Sano, I'll give you your food reward.

Kenshin: YOU GAVE ME UP FOR FOOD?!

Sano: Sure.

Kenshin: And I thought I could trust you.

Kenshinotaku: It's okay Kenny-San-pets Kenshin-

Yahiko:-giggles-Kenny-san, Hahahaha!

Kaoru and Megumi:-hits Yahiko and chases Kenshinotaku-

Sano: Well, that's the end of this chapter Sayonara and don't forget, R&R.