Warning: I have no idea how funny this is but when my friend read it she said she was dieing of laughter.

Chapter 4: Duck, Duck, Goose

Naruto ran happily around the circle as Deidara ran around the other way. "Come on Kit!" Tobi shouted playfully as they both got closer to the spot they were going for.

Deidara slowed down so Naruto with his chubby legs could make it to the spot instead of Deidara. Naruto jumped and plopped down in between Itachi and Tobi, laughing.

"I win!" Naruto shouted and looked over at his tousan who was standing there smiling. "You go?" He asked. Deidara looked up.

"Wha? Oh! Ya... okay, un." He started to tap people's heads as he walked around the circle saying. "Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck..." There was only him, Sasori, Itachi, Naruto, and Tobi playing the silly game so he would have to choose soon.

Deidara stopped at Sasori's head and smacked him hard shouting. "GOOSE!" Sasori growled but got up and ran around the opposite way Deidara went.

Naruto and Tobi were cheering but now this became a competition for either person. Deidara and Sasori glared at each other as they ran closer to the spot. Deidara leaped into the spot but Sasori slid under.

There was a loud crash and the two ran into each other with Deidara on top while Sasori lay under. Everyone was quiet at first but then Sasori smirked.

"I win!" He mumbled, pushing Deidara off of him. Deidara sat up and pointed a finger at his danna.

"H-how! I got there first!" He shouted. Sasori shook his head.

"Nope, I was laying in the spot before you got there and ran into me." Deidara 'humped' and stood up.

"...Fine, let the baby have his bottle." He muttered and walked away. Sasori looked up at his moping partner and frowned.

"Me? A Baby? Your the one who got so worded up about it!" He protested. Deidara turned around, arms crossed.

"Nope, you were the one who was being all cocky about it!" Everyone sweat dropped at the stupid fight they were having.

"Well I wasn't the one who wanted to play this stupid game!" Sasori cried out, standing up to meet Deidara in height. "You're the one who picked me, it's your fault you lost!"

"Well... your the one who keeps talking about it, I'm dropping it but you keep going on about it!" Sasori growled and with one leap he jumped Deidara, sending them tumbling to the ground, they fought like children, pulling each other's hair.

"Get off!"

"No, you get off!"

"Shut up!"

"No, you shut up!"

"Baby!"

"Shut up, your the baby!" They rolled around the floor, and crashed into the table.

"OUCH! See what you did!" Sasori cried as he tried to pull off the vase that landed on his head.

Deidara was now soaked because of the water that poured out and was covered in the table clothe. They got off each other and stumbled around trying to get it off themselves while Tobi doubled over in laughter and the other two sat there trying to hold their own laughter in.

Deidara finally got the stupid cloth off of him and threw it to the side. But poor Sasori still had the vase on his head.

"Get it off!" He screamed from inside it. Deidara grabbed both sides of the vase a pulled at it but it wouldn't come off.

"Sasori-danna, I think were going to need either butter or to break the vase." Deidara explained. Sasori sat down on one of the chairs he found and tried to pull again. Naruto stumbled over and knocked on the vase.

"Is tousan okay?" He called out. Sasori grabbed Naruto before he could knock again.

"Please don't knock on it, Kit." He said and Itachi fallowed Deidara into the kitchen.

"Are we going to try butter?" Itachi asked.

"Ya, un... but we're going to need lots of it, maybe we should melt it so it will drain into the vase?" Itachi shrugged.

This was all too funny; Sasori was one of the calmest people he knew and to have this happen to him? Well it was enough to send Itachi into a fit of laughter... right now all he wanted to do was get it off his head before to burst from holding his laughter in too long. Deidara put the butter into the microwave and waited.

"What are you two baka's doing in there? Cooking?" Sasori called out from the living room.

"Hold on danna, un!" Deidara called back. They took the now hot butter out and walked into the living room where Tobi was now trying to get the vase off of Sasori's head.

"Nope, not working." He sighed and took Naruto away when he saw what the two were about to do.

"Sasori-danna, can you stand with your head hanging down? We need to drip this butter into the vase." Deidara explained. Sasori complied and stood up and let his head hang down as if he were bowing. "Okay, this might be a little hot." Deidara said before pouring it around the rim of the vase and letting it drip down into the sides. Sasori gasped as the hot butter ran down his face.

"Did you have to make it so fricking hot!" He shouted. Tobi covered Naruto ears quickly who grinned at his tousan.

"You swore!" He shouted. Sasori groaned.

"Yes, now get this thing off of me before anyone else sees!" Deidara grabbed the two sides of the vase and pulled while Itachi held Sasori in place.

"One, two, three pull!" He shouted and with a 'pop!' Sasori head came out and Deidara flew backwards.

Sasori stood up, the butter made his hair stand up on end and his face was all shiny.

"Tousan looks like the sun!" Naruto cried, pointing at Sasori. Sasori turned and walked out of the room grumbling about taking a shower leaving the others to laugh in his wake.

-X-

YAY chapter 3!

I'm having a war going on about MTMTE and now I'm feeling a bit bad about my writing… I might just take it off and start a new story, finish that one then post it… What do you guys think?