Ready for the next chapter? I think you are.

Well, unless you are Moonhunter, you probably won't understand why it is called the Cookie Disorder, but you'll find out.

Anyway...

Previously, the Director called each agents telling them that the EPF is under attack.

Rookie tried to stay out of sight as Dot and Jet Pack Guy reported pack to HQ.

"Aww, I don't want to go back to the HQ, but I guess I have to," thought Rookie.

While he was walking down the hill, behind Jet Pack Guy and Dot, he could see that everyone was running out of the EPF. "I wonder what is going on." When he reached the bottom of Ski Hill, he saw Herbert and Klutzy walking past the Dock.

"What are they up to," He muttered. He quickly ran after them, to see where they were heading.

Meanwhile at the EPF

All the agents are evacuating from the EPF while the Everyday Phoning Facility is shaking and glowing.

"Isn't that the exact same thing that happened to the Stadium," Jet Pack Guy asked.

"Oh gosh, you know what that means Jet Pack Guy," Dot shouted.

"What?"

"Just look!"

As he turned around, he saw that the Everyday Phoning Facility have started changing shape. Before it completely stopped changing shape, the Director and Gary ran out. The agents looked in horror when they saw the end result. The EPF have turned into a…cantaloupe!?

Dot ran to Gary and asked, "Are you okay? What happened?"

"We…didn't…realize…what…was…happening…until…the…la st…second," Gary said while panting.

"Director, are you okay," she asked.

Let's go back to Rookie

Rookie hid behind snow piles, bushes, (Are there bushes? How can there be bushes?) and any other objects to prevent Herbert and Klutzy seeing him.

"Clickety Click," Klutzy clicked.

"You're hungry again! We just came back from the pizza parlor," Herbert shouted at him. (Poor Klutzy)

"Click. Ka-Click"

"Fine, you head back to the secret base in the wilderness (You just revealed your hideout Herbert) and I will go get the pizzas for you. What kind of pizzas do you want?"

"Click click click, Click clickety click click!"

"WHAT! You want 10 of each kind! I wouldn't even order that much!"

"Click clickety click!"

"What! It's my fault for being a vegetarian!? NO! It's your fault that you aren't a vegetarian!" (Great comeback. *sarcastic*)

Rookie continued to listen to them argue about the pizzas. He eventually began to get bored of listening to Herbert and Klutzy shouting (Well mainly Herbert) at each other. After a couple of minutes, a solution came up.

"Okay Klutzy. I'll get you 2 boxes of each pizza they have. Happy? Do you want any candy pizzas," Herbert asked.

"Click."

"Good. If you said yes, I would get so mad at you. We wouldn't even have enough coins in our budget! Meet me back at the base." (Do they even have a budget? Wait, do they even have coins?)

"Click Click."

Once Herbert left to go buy more pizzas, Rookie cautiously followed Klutzy back to the base.

Let's see what happened at the cantaloupe (EPF)

"I want a cookie," the Director ordered.

All the other agents surrounded her (the director) confused.

"Wait, what did you say," Dot asked.

"I want a cookie," the Director responded.

"I'm confused, what just happened? Why the Director is asking for a cookie," Jet Pack Guy asked.

"Hmm." Gary began to examine what just happened. "Eureka!"

"What Gary," Dot asked.

"The Director got hit by a minor blast from the ray, which turned the EPF into a cantaloupe. If an object is hit by full blast, it would turn into a fruit. If hit by a minor blast…well…that would happen," said Gary.

"I want a cookie," the Director ordered.

"So, should we get her a cookie," Dot wondered.

"I guess so."

Soon the agents started bringing cookies, but the Director kept saying, "I want a cookie."

"This is getting a little annoying," JPG said.

"Well, for now we have to deal with it until I can find a way to reverse it," Gary responded.

"We should check if all the agents are here, just to make sure none had been hit full blast," Dot said.

After a few moments of counting the agents, they made a surprising discovery. (Well really not that surprising, but surprising for them.)

"Where's Rookie?" Dot asked.

I wonder what Herbert was doing.

Herbert just left Klutzy as he walked back to the Pizza Parlor to buy more pizzas (Try saying that 5 times fast). He passed by the Gift Shop and the Stadium not realizing that it been turned into fruits. He even passed that pear/penguin. (Are you blind Herbert!)

"These penguins are so loud. The only thing good about this place is their pizzas," he thought.

"I'm just glad, those EPF agents aren't bothering me now," he muttered. "They ruined my last plan, but gladly I have one more under my sleeve." (What sleeve?)

He walked into the Pizza Parlor once again, when the cashier shouted, "Hey you!"

Herbert looked around. "Me?"

"What are you doing back in here? You still need to pay for those previous pizzas that you bought earlier."

"I need more pizzas."

"Okay, but you're not planning to anything bad, are you?"

"No, unless you count eating them."

Herbert requested all the pizzas that Klutzy wanted. "Sometimes, I get so upset at that crab." He also ordered an additional vegetarian pizza just for him.

"That would be," the cashier said, while adding the prices of the pizzas. (How much is a pizza anyway? I'm saying 40 coins per pizza for a penguin)

"Please don't be a lot, please don't be a lot," he hoped.

"…1080 coins," he said.

"Wow, that isn't a lot," He thought

"Wait, you still owe me coins for the previous pizzas that you bought."

After a long time of waiting, the cashier said, "Totally, you owe me 5,700 coins." (Wow, Klutzy ate a lot)

"Wait, I also have to charge you extra since you are a polar bear so that would be 200 coins and the total price would be...

Herbert was so scared that he started shaking. (Why would you be scared by the cost of pizzas?)

"...28,500 coins."

Herbert was so shocked that he had to pay that much. "I blame Klutzy for leaving me with this bill," he thought.

"But I'm not the one who wanted the pizza. It was the crab!" (Nice blame it on Klutzy)

"I don't see a crab next to you so you're the one that has to pay, so pay up."

"Okay," replied Herbert. He immediately grabbed the 27 boxes of pizzas and ran out of the pizza parlor.

Back to Rookie.

Rookie carefully stayed out of sight as the crab walked back to their hideout. (Would walk be the right term for this?)

He followed Klutzy to the entrance of their underground base. He hid behind the tree when Klutzy climbed down to their base. He waited a couple minutes and then quickly re climbed down.

"Wow, this is so weird," Rookie whispered.

As he walked around the base he kept a look out for Klutzy.

"This base is so big; it must be under club penguin." (Isn't water under club penguin?)

"Let's see if Herbert is the one causing this mayhem," Rookie whispered.

He continued exploring the amazing base until something tackled him. Then Rookie blacked out.

You were right Bellykid, whoever is causing this did attack the EPF, but who's causing it?

Moonhunter are you satisfied now?

What happened to Rookie!? Who thinks Herbert is involved with the mischief happening on the island? How many pizzas did Klutzy even eat?

Keep on reading :)