My life is how you say troublesome. School has started and I didn't finish my summer homework for English. I'm in marching band so I don't have to do P.E. but heck it's as bad as P.E. and I haven't uploaded the second part of hyper Tenten in mini stories. But, I watched fresh prince at night. Man I haven't watched that show in a long time. Anyways, in the episode Uncle Phil felt lonely since Vivian was gone for a meeting or something, I forgot. So he's trying to spend time with his kids while his kids are trying to hide from him. I used that as my guide to make this funny one-shot.

Spending Time with Daddy

Neji sighed as he saw Tenten out of the gates of Konoha. She told him it was going to be an easy mission. The bad part of it was that she was going to take a month to finish it. Neji took one last glance at the gate and headed back home. He then started to wonder what to do in his spare time. Maybe he could do small missions in the mean time. Neji shook his head. Tsunade had forced Neji to take a break from all the high-ranked missions that he's done. He stuffed his hands in his pockets.

"I got it!" Neji let a small smile and went searching for his kids. He passed through halls wondering where they could be. He turned a corner and ran into Naruto.

"Ow, watch where you're going!" Naruto rubbed his back. Neji stood up and dusted invisible dust off him and gave a small apology.

"Hey, is it true that Tenten's going to be gone for a month?" Naruto heard from his wife, Hinata that Tenten was going to be gone. Neji grunted and headed back to his quest in searching for his kids. He heard footsteps getting closer. He knew who it was and glared at him.

"What do you want, Naruto?" Neji sounded a little annoyed. He just wanted to leave.

"Well I was wondering since you have nothing to do you might want to hang out with me and the gang."

He was referring to Kiba, Sasuke, Shikamaru and the rest of the guys. Neji shuttered at what happened last time. Naruto and Kiba basically decided where everyone was going to hang out. Neji already knew what was going to happen once he stepped inside the bar. Lee got drunk along with Kiba and Naruto. Sasuke and the other left and left Neji alone to deal with the three. Lee had knocked out most of the people in the bar. Naruto and Kiba were still single and were trying to flirt with some girls. Neji was getting a major headache. He took the three outside and knocked them all unconscious. He left them outside their houses and when he came home he got a lecture from Tenten telling him if he was off getting drunk.

"No thank you." Neji swiftly turned around and walked at a fast pace looking for his three kids. I mean how hard could it be?

Hitomi, the oldest at 15, was easy to find out of the three. She was the female version of Neji with tomboyish clothes. The other two who were twins at 12 was a different story. They usually tried to hide from him and Tenten. Isamu and Amaterasu were known to be found out at the strangest places and at the strangest times. In the looks department they were both identical to their mother except with the fact the Isamu was a boy and acted like he was a tough guy even though he was the youngest of the three. Amaterasu would have been Tenten's twin if it wasn't for the eyes of her father that the three inherited.

Neji was too caught up in the appearances of his children that he didn't notice yet again that he fell on his butt. He growled at the person that made him fall, though he shouldn't be one to talk. He stopped once he knew who it was. Hitomi pouted and stood up.

"Hey Dad next time you're wondering the halls make sure you're paying attention." She shook her head and headed to her room.

"Wait Hitomi, don't go." Hitomi stopped and stared at him. He usually doesn't spend time with her and when he does he treated her like she was 10.

"Um, hey look at the time I have to go. I um, have a team meeting at the training grounds and I don't want to be late." Hitomi let out a huge grin and was about turn back to her room.

"Hitomi you know that you were the worst liar in the family." Hitomi slumped her shoulders and faced him. Neji gave Hitomi a look that made her follow him.

"Now Hitomi do you know where the twins are?" Hitomi quickly shook her head. Neji eyed her for a bit. He knew that she was lying.

'I'm not going to let them suffer like me, besides I'm going to find a way to lose him.'

"Dad I was wondering if we should split up so we could find the twins faster." Hitomi hoped that if would work. Neji shook his head. Hitomi sighed and quietly followed Neji. Meanwhile Neji lead them both to the garden. Since they usually show up at the strangest places Neji thought that they would show up under the water or something.

"Isamu, Amaterasu! Come out now!" Nothing. Neji used his Byakugan around the garden but saw nothing. Neji saw a tree and headed towards it to meditate. Once he got there he felt someone staring at him. He looked up, to the left, and the right, nada. Hitomi was busy staring at the clouds.

'She's been spending too much time with that Nara kid.'

Neji sighed and closed his eyes resuming his meditation.

"Hey Dad!!!" Neji quickly stood up and looked at where he was sitting. Isamu and Amaterasu popped out of the dirt. Smiling they stared at their father who had a shocked expression.

"How did you do that? I didn't even sense you two." Hitomi started at where the commotion was. Isamu and Amaterasu were laughing while their dad was recovering from his shock. Hitomi looked back at the sky.

"Hey big sis we got him again!" Amaterasu pointed at Neji. Hitomi just smiled and nodded.

'This is my chance to escape.'

Hitomi looked back at his dad and saw he was still distracted. Hitomi smirked and headed towards the gates to the outside. Isamu was the first to recover and looked around for his other sister. He looked at the gates and saw his older sister leaving.

"Hey Hitomi where are you going?"

Hitomi stopped in her tracks and turned to Isamu and glared at him. Isamu backed away a bit. Neji snapped back to reality.

"Hitomi get over here now!" Neji pointed to ground indicating her to come. Hitomi grumbled and headed towards the three. Isamu and Amaterasu were confused at what was going on. Hitomi stood next to Amaterasu. Neji stood in front of his three kids and gave one of his rare huge grins. The three looked at Neji terrified.

"Now that I found the three of you we are going to spend some family quality time." Neji finished. There was a moment of silence. Isamu's left eye twitched. Hitomi gaped at him. Amaterasu laughed. The rest of them stared at her.

"What's so funny?" Neji asked.

"That's a good one!"

"Amaterasu he wasn't trying to be funny." Hitomi sighed. Amaterasu stopped laughing and started at him in terror.

"Nnnnnnoooooooooooooooo!"

Amaterasu ran out of the garden and ran to who knows where. Isamu and Amaterasu looked at each other and nodded. They ran after their sister. Neji opened his eyes from his perfect day with his children and saw that they were gone. His smile rapidly turned into a frown. He activated his Byakugan ran after them. He barely had a view of Isamu and Hitomi. They sensed Neji behind them and quicken their pace. They saw Amaterasu going into the forest. They followed her in. Neji frown got bigger when he saw his kids going into the forest.

'This is going to be a pain.'

Neji fasten his pace and smirked. He quickly made three clones of himself. They each spread out and followed them.

Hitomi stopped. She and Isamu had separated so it would be harder to find. She turned on her Byakugan and felt something.

'Damn he must have made clones of himself and concealed his chakra.'

Suddenly something came out of the trees. She jumped back and a kunai hit at the ground where she stood. She glared at the kunai and looked back at the bushes. Neji stepped out and smirked at her. Hitomi glared at him and charged towards him. She was not going to go down without a fight.

Amaterasu stopped when she heard people fighting. She quickly took out a scroll. She quickly looked around. She heard something and bit down her thumb and threw a kunai's, swords, and other weapons. A blue half bubble blocked the attack and she raised an eyebrow.

'Kaiten?'

The person stopped their Kaiten and looked at Amaterasu confused.

"What the hell was that for? We're on the same team!" Amaterasu stuck out her tongue out and scratched her cheek.

"Sorry I thought it was something else." Isamu shook his head disapprovingly at her.

"So have you seen Hitomi or dad?" Amaterasu asked. Isamu again shook his head again. Amaterasu pouted and sat down on the floor.

"Where do you think they are?" Amaterasu started to think. Isamu sighed and remembered something he heard.

"Did you hear fighting?" The twins said at the same time.

"Yeah!"

"I heard it before I attacked you!"

"Yeah I heard it before you attacked me."

"Do you think it was Hitomi and dad?"

"My guess is yes." With it settled they ran to where they heard the fighting. They stopped once they saw that the area was full of kunai's and holes.

"What happened?" The twins said in unison. They heard ruffling and looked up. Hitomi was tied to a rope and hanging off the tree clearly pissed. She looked down when she saw the twins and her eyes widen.

"Guy's get out of here before it's too late!" The twins nodded and ran back but it was too late.

"Well, well, well. I guess I trapped you two at last." Neji smirked as the twins started at him surprised.

"Nnnoooooooooo!!!"

Birds came flying from the forest and the people stopped what they were doing until the noise stopped. They shrugged it off and continued with their daily lives.

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Tenten took a deep breath. She smiled. She was glad that the mission only took half the time and headed to Konoha once she finished. She had already given her mission report to Tsunade,

She couldn't wait to see her family again. During the whole mission she couldn't stop thinking about them. She arrived to the Hyuuga gates and waved at the guards. The guards smiled at her and moved out of the way. She opened the gates and went to her left to where her family was living. She searched for her keys and put it in the doorknob and opened the door. She stepped in and closed the door. She walked into the living room taking her jacket off.

"Hey family how's it-." Tenten dropped her jacket on the floor and looked at the living room. Neji was in the kitchen making dinner and the kids were dressed in formal clothing. Hitomi grabbed a notebook and a pencil from her pocket and scribbled something in it. Tenten squinted her eyes and read the message that Hitomi held up for her.

'Help Us!'

Tenten sighed and picked up her jacket. She walked to the coat closet and opened it.

'Not again.'

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Well this was just a filter. Well future filter. Expect to see updates around September. Please review! Until then farewell.