:3 I am really evil aren't I XD
Le recap: France sent Prussia out on this mission to destroy all of England's black magic books but the plan failed miserably and ended with Prussia and France getting burnt scones shoved down their throats (barf at the thought of that). So Prussia and France came up with this very awesome and evil plan to get back at England. (for once I approve of this plan mwhahahahahhahahaha ._.)
"So does the plan sound good?" France asks Prussia.
"THAT PLAN SOUNDS AWESOME" Prussia yells.
"That dumb Brit won't know what hit him" France says very evilly.
The next morning England gets up and checks his mail and finds a letter from "America"(hint hint). He opens the letter and it says:
HEY IGGEH!
DUDE I AM LIKE ON A REALLY STRICK DIET AND I NEED YOU TO DESTROY ALL MY COUNTRIES HAMBURGERS SO I LIKE DON'T BREAK MY DIET PLEASE DUDE I NEED YO HELP.
FROM YO DUDE AMERICA.
England facepalms mentally at the letter because of all the grammar and spelling mistakes. Oh well if fat ass wants me to destroy all his hamburgers I guess I will. Then England chants some weird ass spell which makes all of America's hamburgers disappear. (oh shit Iggy your dead XD)
About an hour later England gets a phone call from America.
"DUDE I NEED YOUR HELP I AM MENTALLY BREAKING DOWN ALL THE HAMBURGERS IN MY COUNTRY ARE GONE PLEASE HELP ME FIND THEM" America says practically in tears.
"Well fat ass you told me to destroy all of your hamburgers so I did." England says.
"..." America hangs up the phone. He makes the scariest face ever even more scarier than Russia's many scary faces.
"TONY, GET THE GUNS" America yells at his alien.
Some time later...
England is enjoying his tea time when all of a sudden his door is kicked down.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?" He yells. There stands America with the biggest weapons in America.
"NEVER MESS WITH AN AMERICAN AND HIS HAMBUGERS" America says.
~This scene gets so violent I had to cut it out of the story(or I was just to lazy to write it) But basically America kicked England's ass.
The next day Prussia and France go visit England at the hospital where England lies in a full body cast.(insert evil laugh).
"Well you got beat up by hamburger boy" France says trying to hold back his evil laughter.
"SHUT UP YOU BLOODY FROG" England yells.
"KESESESESESE I AM TAKING PICTURES TO REMEBER THIS EVENT" Prussia says taking a shit load of pictures.
"I HOPE YOU TOO GO TO BLOODY HELL" England screams.
"Well I guessed you learned your lesson about using black magic." France says as he and Prussia are leaving.
"YOU SET ME UP DIDN'T YOU" He says.
France and Prussia just laugh very evilly XD.
Later Prussia is writing in his "awesome" diary.
KESESEESESE THAT ENGLAND HE GOT MESSED UP BIG TIME. THE AWESOMENESS FINALLY HAS A VICTORY.
EVERYONE WHO IS NOT AWESOME BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE THE AWESOME PRUSSIA IS COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS.
Poor Iggy. I can be so evil sometimes :3. Prussia finally has a victory does that mean it is the end of the world. (probably not).