iCarly Answers Questions and Does Dares
Well this is chapter Four already! Keep the material coming, I need it!
DISCLAIMER: No I don't own iCarly!
Me: Well here I am!
Friend: And here I am!
Me: And there's one dare that made me mad!
Friend: People, stop telling Me to bring Rocky back!
Me: Yeah!
Aaron: Okay Gibster, sit on Missy. Yes, she's out of the hospital now and on crutches.
Missy: I ain't goin' back in there, you broke my leg!
Me; Security…
Security: On it, ma'am! (Holds Missy and brings into room)
Gibby: (Sits on Missy)
Missy: Ow ow! That's my broken leg!
Carly: Well, too bad!
Me: Yes, and this chapter Sam and Freddie have switched places!
Freddie: Gimme some ham!
Friend: No, "Freddie"
Freddie: Don't you "Freddie" me! (Tackles Friend)
Friend: Remember I have a Taser!
Freddie: Oh, yeah… (Jumps off Friend)
Aaron: Well, next?
Me: Carlotta, what did the goat do to you on your 15th birthday?
Carly: Well I prefer not to say but I will…
Aaron: (Hooks Carly up to the lie detector)
Carly: As I was SAYING before I was rudely interrupted by Aaron…
Aaron: Sorry…
Carly: AGAIN, as I was SAYING, the goa-
Spencer: Pew pew, pew pew pew pew!
Carly: SPENCER! Okay the goat peed on me and tore up my exclusive Juicy Couture designer heel boots!
Sam: So what's the biggie here?
Me: Oh Em Gee! If I were you Carly, I would kill the goat then demand the Petting Zoo for a refund and demand that they pay me back the cost of the boots!
Carly: Well that didn't cross my mind at the time, I was trying to wipe the urine off my shirt, and it was stained!
Griffin: (Laughs uncontrollably)
Spencer and Carly: (Growls)
Me: Don't do anything, because the next one is for me to Tase Griffin!
Griffin: Wha-
Me: (Tases Griffin with full power)
Griffin: AAH! (Falls on floor)
Every else: (Laughs uncontrollably)
Me: Ah ha ha ha ha! Ahh…. That was funny.
Friend: Okay next is… CARLY KISS NEVEL PAPERMAN! Woo!
Carly: No!
Security: Yes!
Carly: Okay! (Eyes Security's Taser)
Nevel: (Jumps out of nowhere) Time for a kiss!
Carly: (Screams) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nevel: (kisses Carly)
Carly: (Pulls away) YOU WILL PAY! YOU WILL PAY NEVEL PAPERMAN!
Nevel: Ta-ta! (Vanishes in a puff of smoke)
Melanie: Well that was very awkward!
Everyone: Yeah…
Aaron: Okay, now T-Bo has to burn his food stick!
T-Bo: (falls from the ceiling) You rang?
Me: WHAT IS IT WITH GUESTS AND MAGIC? UGH!
T-Bo: Well! What am I here to do?
Friend: Burn your food stick.
T-Bo: Okay, I have five extra! (Burns stick and disappeared into a genie lamp)
Me: WHAT is it with GUESTS and MAGIC?
Friend: Okay, next… uh… this makes me rather uncomfortable… Shelby Marx has to fight… Carly!
Carly: Again!
Friend: Yeah… NO! It's Sam actually! El. Oh. El!
Sam: Bring it on!
Shelby Marx: (walks through door)
Me: It worked! My no magic ray worked!
Shelby Marx: I wasn't planning to come in with magic.
Me: Oh…
SM: Ready Sam?
Sam: Read as I'll ever be!
Carly: One… Two… Three…
Bell: Ding ding ding!
SM and Sam: (Fights)
Sam: (beats SM)
SM: Good match, Puckett. Stop by my training center anytime!
Sam: Later.
Me: Okay now… err… if I would kiss Aaron or Friend who would it be? I'd have to say Aaron, I'm not Lesbian!
Aaron: Okay… Sam and Carly make-out.
Sam and Carly: No! What's wrong with this chick?
Me: Do it… (Waves Taser)
Griffin: Speaking of Tasers, I hate you!
Me: It was a dare!
Sam and Carly: Fine we'll do it. (Make Out)
Sam: I hated it.
TV: Abraham Lincoln!
Carly: It was horrible!
TV: Abraham Lincoln… Man, this is getting tiring, folks!
Melanie: How does a TV get tired?
Spencer: With Nug-Nug's magic! (Tries to cast spell)
Me: I KNEW my ray worked!
Aaron: Okay… now I get to strap Freddie to a chair and hit him with a tennis racket! (Does stuff to the top-left)
Freddie: (Knocked Out/K.O.)
Sam: Freddie! (Revives Freddie)
Freddie: Thanks… Sam... Wait Sam?
Me: Aw… A Seddie moment!
Friend: Now everyone throw batteries at Valerie!
Valerie: (Flies in window with jet pack)
Me: (Casts non-flying spell on jet pack)
Valerie: Hey! Okay now what?
Me: NOW!
Everyone: (Throws D-batteries at Valerie)
Valerie: I'm outta here! (Runs out door)
Friend: That was boring!
Freddie: (Reads E-mail program) Wait now I have to –gulp- wear only my underwear and run into the rain yelling, "I'm a Little Pony"? I don't think so!
Security: (Waves Taser)
Freddie: Oh, I forgot! (Strips to underwear and runs out of building)
Aaron: (Turns on TV)
Freddie on TV: (Running around) I'M A LITTLE PONY!
Cop on TV: Sir, you're under arrest for public nudity!
Freddie on TV: (Tackles cop)
Cop on TV: (Tases Freddie)
Aaron: (Unplugs TV)
Me: Why'd you unplug it?
Aaron: I couldn't take it!
Me: Why didn't you turn it off then?
Aaron: It would take too much time.
Me: Well we won't be seeing Freddie for a while!
Friend: Okay, Missy has to go on a date with Nevel but that will be next chapter, remember that!
Everyone: Bye!
Okay that was kinda short but I got bored halfway!