LS7: Let's get started okay Kratos? Uh… what are you doing?
Kratos: *Killing a dog thing* Um… Venting?
LS7:………….Um… enjoy… And Go back to sleep you!! You're not totally better..!
Kratos:……….whatever!
Scene 4: Shut Up Gaia!!
*Scene begins with Kratos on the back of Gaia, the mother of all titans. They are on their way to mount Olymous to fight the Gods…(Mainly Zeus) The earth beneath his feet, is making Kratos a bit woozy and Gaia's trembling voice wasn't helping his on coming headache…*
Gaia: Soooo Krrraatttoooossss… Hoooooowwwww doo you plaaaan onnnn-
Kratos: *Rubs his bald head in utter despair…* Gaia… WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE *Censored o.O* UP!!! GOD!! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING…jeez…
*The ground stops… Gaia turns her big freaken head towards Kratos and points a ugly finger at him*
Gaia: KRRRRAAAATTTTOOOOSSSS! DOOOOON'T TEEEEESSSTT MEEEEEE FOOOORRR-
*Kratos just glares at Gaia and walks away…*
Kratos: Why in the name of sprinkle cookies did I get stuck with this freak of a titan…I rather be stuck with Atlas… But he smells…
Gaia: OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!! I'MMMMMM TEEELLLLINNNNGG HIIIMMMM YOOOOOUUU SAAAIIID THAAAATTTTT!!!
*Kratos sees a freakish deformed water horse, scorpion…thing and makes deal with it… using-*
Kratos: So… will you do it?!
Freakish Water horse…thing: Sure buddy, but remember our deal!!
Kratos: Yeah whatever just shut Gaia up….PLEASE!!!! And you will have eternal glory…
Freakish water horse…thing: YAY!!! COOKIES!!!!!
*Cookies…The ghost of Sparta used cookies….to bribe the poor deformed…thingy*
*As the water Horse thing does it's work, Kratos stands on the side lines to watch his handiwork*
Gaia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! KRAAAAAAATTTOOOOOSS!!! HEEEEEELLPPPP MEEEEE!!!
*The water horse thing, rips through the titan and while she screams in agony, Kratos ignores her…entirely*
Kratos: Nope….
Gaia: PLEEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEE!!!!
Kratos: Sorry….
*Water horse thingy…continues its onslaught of destruction while Kratos smirks in triumph…*
Gaia:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Kratos is sitting down playing cards with undead soldiers*
Gaia: *Dying very quickly* K-KRAAATOOOSS….UGH!!!
Kratos: Busy old hag…
Gaia: AHHHHH!
Kratos: SHUT UP!!!!!!
*The other titans are watching in awe as they see Kratos not helping Gaia out…*
Atlas: Whoa…that's deep dudes… But totally sweet… Did ya see when the horsey almost killed her…? Wicked…
Other titans:……………………Shut up Atlas!!!
Scene ends…
LS7: I swear Kratos… Next time don't stand in the rain next time and you won't catch a cold…* Passes him a tissue…the puffs one*
Kratos:…….Achhhoo! I hate you!!!
LS7: Love you too!! Read and review…
Kratos: Why do the gods hate be?!