Teddy Lupin

I am ready to be sorted

Ah, you would do well in Slytherin

What! No those guys are bloody gits!

Okay, never mind, how about Ravenclaw?

Whats a Raven?

OK, scratch that too, how about Hufflepuff?

Nah, I think tose guys are too wimpy

Okay then, GRYFFINDOR!