Behind the Damacy
It's a never ending story about what happens if the cousins weren't rolling the Katamari to do whatever the King of all Doofuses broke.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Katamari series. Namco does.
Chapter 4: Break Time.
Honey: So Prince. How did you enjoy those pancakes?
Prince: These are better than the time mom made her special burgers.
(Flashback)
Queen: Alright everyone, dinner time!!
Moments later, Prince and Dipp raced to the kitchen...literaly.
Queen: Umm, Dipp...how did you get here...never mind. Prince, where's your father?
Prince: He didn't say the exact location...though he said that he was going to a private bar.
Queen: I hope it's not a gay bar.
Dipp: Screw him! I wanna have those burgers!!
Queen: Okay then... dig in.
Moments later, they finally took a bite.
Prince:...Wow, mom, this taste marvelous!! These really are good.
Dipp: He's actually right, aunt queenie. This is tasty.
Queen: You really think so?!
Prince: Yeah! We're gonna go outside and, and enjoy this.
Dipp: Yeah...because it tastes so much better in the outdoors.
Queen: (Sigh). I feel proud of myself that people love my cooking.
(From outside, which could be heard from the kitchen.)
Dipp: Holy crap! This tastes like crap!!
Prince: Yes I know, but she's very sensitive about things like this and she really needs my complements.
Dipp: Still. Could she at least attempt to go to a cooking class? These are awful.
Prince: Maybe we should talk about this somewhere else.
Dipp: Yeah...to the nearest wastebasket.
Queen: At least their sarcasm seems convincing.
(Reality)
Prince: Waaaaaaaaaaaaay better.
Honey: Awesome.
Prince: Quick question. Why did you make these for me?
Honey: Well, I sorta seen your dad screaming at you, and I thought that you need a break. Why you asked?
Prince: No real reason. Speaking of the King of Lazies, he says that I have to make a star two days from now. So I have some free time.
Honey: Sweet. What are you planning to do 'til then?
Nickel: Hey Prince? Are you ready for the 5th annual automobot convention?
Prince: Well, he just answer your question. See ya later.
Honey: Wait! Can I come with you?
Prince: Sorry, Honey. But the rule states that only one person can bring an entry.
Honey: Oh, okay. See you tommorrow.
Prince: Alrighty. To your car-mode, Nickel.
(Prince sat on top of Nickel, and they drove away.)
Honey: Boy. This is more of a downer than the time everyone laughed at my 'first' invention.
(Flashback)
Honey: I really want to thank you all for coming to Prince's House for the surprise.
Fujiko: We were forced to come here.
Velvet: Shut up.
Honey: Thank you, Velvet. I want to show you an invention that'll be super efficient. I call it...fire.
Dipp: Interesting name, but what does it do?
Honey: I guess when you need to heat something up...like meat and stuff.
Opeo: Can I touch it?
Honey: Wait! I don't think...
Opeo: HOLY SHIT THIS IS BURNING ME?!?! WHY IS EVERYONE JUST STANDING THERE?! HELP ME!!!!!!!!
(Marty then lands on Opeo, putting out the fire, but smooshing him in the process.)
Marty: No thanks are nessesary.
Opeo: You fat bastard!! You broke every bone in my body!!
Dipp: Nice going, Honey, you've nearly killed someone here!! Let's get you fixed up, Opeo.
Honey: (Sigh) To Earth it goes.
(Honey threw the fire to Earth and it landed near two cavemen.)
Caveman 1: You dumb as rocks. Why you rub two tree hands?
Caveman 2: Shut up. Me only bored.
Caveman 1: Whatever. I be sleep in turtle shell.
(Minutes later, the fire landed near the cavemen)
Caveman 2: Ah! Look! Me made orange burnystuff with two sticks.
Caveman 1: Sure you did. You also Brittney Spears.
Caveman 2: Screw you. Me burn you now!!
(Let's get to reality before things get out of hand)
June: Honey? You in? Mind if I come in?
Honey: This IS Prince's house. You know that, right?
June: Alright thanks. Has the drama disappeared?
Honey: Yeah. We talked to each other, and as soon as Dipp and Havana left, things are settled again.
June: Yeah whatever. So...did you tell him?
Honey: Tell him what?
June: That you like-like him, duh.
Honey: Well...sort of. I said that I didn't want a close cousin relationship.
June: In other words, you didn't say that you love him, did you?
Honey: As a cousin, he thinks.
June: You're really pathetic, Honey. What was his response.
Honey: He told me about a moral lesson I really didn't get.
June: That's what happened when you're not descriptive of your relationship. Where is he now?
Honey: At the AutomobotConvention with Nickel. Why?
June: Here's my favorite wind up rain cloud toy! Let's go!!
(In the automobot convention)
Prince: Tell me again why are we back again?
Nickel: Dude. We're here because we could participate in the annual Automobot Convention Games.
Prince: Why do you care?
Nickel: Have you seen that shiny trophy? Besides metal, shinny things are the things that are attracting to me.
Prince: Oh really? Because I heard that trophies are mostly meant to show off your skills.
Nickel: Alright fine. You got me. There's this girl name Twinkle that looks really nice and I wanna have a trophy to impress her.
Prince: You do realise that Twinkle is your cousin, right?
Nickel: Thus making this a bigger chance to get her.
Prince: Right...I'll just go get the event forms.
(Moments later, Nickel sees Honey and June driving right for him.)
Nickel: No wait! Stop! You're going way too fast!
(And just like he said, they crashed to Nickel, but with only minor injuries)
June: Woah. That was a wild ride, eh Honey?
Honey: Re...re...re...remind me...to never...ride with you...again.
June: Yeah whatever...Nickel? Are you alright?
Nickel: Why yes...a collision course with a duck is normal for me.
Honey: Too afraid to respond.
Nickel: Why are you two here anyway? You guys don't have an automobot.
Honey: We have June's favorite wind up rain cloud toy.
June: But forget that. Where's Prince?
Nickel: He's over there getting the forms. He's coming back now.
Prince: Damn those human-sized people. They really are rude...Honey and June. What are you guys doing here?
June: (Holds up wind up rain cloud) We're not going through this again. Honey, do you have anything important to ask this guy?
Honey: Oh yes...Say Prince. You remember me saying that I loved you?
Prince: Uhhhh...I think so.
Honey: What about my pancakes?
Prince: Now I remember. Thanks for the reminder.
Honey: Yeah. You think that I meant that as a cousin relationship?
Prince: Yeah. Cousin relationships are really common.
Honey: You...you think so?
Prince: Yeah...except if the cousins are in love with each other. Bleck.
Honey: Oh...you think that, huh?
Prince: Yeah...wait a minute...
Announcer guy: Attention everyone...attention! The Automobot Games will begin in three minutes.
Nickel: Come on, guys. We'll be disqualified if we don't make it.
Prince: Alright. Keep your pants on! (Turns to Honey) We'll talk more about this later.
(Then Prince and Nickel went ahead, while Honey and June stayed.)
Honey: Well, it's best that we should be on our way.
June: What the hell is with you, Honey? Why do you always give up when it looks bleak?
Honey: Because it is bleak. Besides, we shouldn't rush stupid relationships like this.
June: Rushing huh? You've been with this guy for all of your friggen life!! And ever since, you nearly like-like him.
Honey: You just don't understand!! (Runs off crying)
June: Damnit Honey!! This is worse than my counselling job.
(Memory)
June: So...tell me about your case, maam.
Crying girl: I HATE HIM!! HE...HE DUMP ME FOR NO...REASON!! HE CAN SUCK MY BALLS!!
June:...Uhh...thank you for your time. See you tomorrow.
Crying girl: But I'm not finished. I need to tell you about how he force me to change my gender transplants so he could date me.
June: Yeah...your done now. See ya tomorrow.
Crying girl: You hate me for the exact same reason he hate me! (Runs off leaving)
June: (Sigh). So I'll pencil her in for 3:00.
(Reality)
(Back in Prince's House)
Prince: You know, Nickel, we still could've stayed for the food. The nachos are tasty.
Nickel: Shut up. I'm still angry that I only won gold.
Prince: Yeah, if only you've done the triple back flip and meow more smoothly.
Nickel: I still think Optimus cheated.
Prince: Well, I still think that Twinkle will like the silver trophy.
Nickel: Would you really think that a golden star like her will like a silver dud...like me?
Prince: ...I swear that line wasn't planned...And why is this floor wet?
(Once he turned on the light, he noticed his sink overflowing.)
Nickel: Way to go, genius. You left the sink on.
Prince: I never used the sink after rolling the Katamari. How are you still alive even on the water.
Nickel: I'm water-proof...and if you didn't use the sink, who did?
Honey: Prince? You're here already? I thought you're gone for the whole day.
Prince: It turns out that Nickel became a sore loser and forced us to come back. More importantly, why the hell are you in my house?
Honey: I was making more pancakes when my stove broke. So I came to your house to make them here...until I found out how dirty your dishes are. So I decide to wash your dishes...until I forgot the sink was running. So that's when you come in.
Dipp: I heard the word pancakes.
Peso & Havana: So have we.
Prince: Of all of the houses in the universe...why my house?
Dipp: First of all, shut up, Prince; secondly, why am I not seeing or smelling pancakes?
Honey: I just got here, and I haven't finished cleaning the dish.
Prince: Everyone. GET OUTTA MY HOUSE...NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone left out of the house, except Honey)
Honey: All I want to do is to make pancakes for you again.
Prince: Next time, you ask me, okay?!
Honey: Okay...there's something wrong with you. Why are you yelling so much?
Prince: I am so sorry, Honey. It's just that my dad decided to make me roll another star twice as big tommorrow.
Honey: Whatever happen to two days later?
Prince: He said that his view of the nighttime sky was too unattractive for him to wait that long. I gotta get to bed.
Honey: All right, I'll clean up the mess.
Prince: Thanks, Honey.
A/N: Lame ending to this chapter, but I wanted to get this over with for chapter 5, so forgive me on that one.
And the reason I made Prince roll sooner is because I have nothing to fill the void. I still hoped you enjoyed it.