Haha... look at me, I'm updating. You'd think I do this often or something, but it's clear I don't... sorry? Er...enjoy!
SpecialChild
sakura: do you still think you have a giant forehead? 'cause if you do, then you're not alone, because everyone says i have a giant forehead too, but I don't let it get to me. ps, get over sasuke. he's emo and his hair looks like a duck's butt. go out with lee 'cause he's awesome.
Sakura: (idly tries to cover her forehead) What forehead? I don't know what you're talking about...
Ino: Ha! Yeah, right, you don't even need a mirror to see that thing, it's so big!
Sakura: Shut up, Ino-pig! Hmph, anyway, thank you very much.
KA: Don't try and ignore the Sasuke part
Sakura: Oh, I wasn't, I wasn't! (nervous laugh) But he just needs some friends!
Sasuke: I need to find Itachi.
Itachi: (standing right next to him)...I've been here the entire time, you realize.
Sasuke:... die! (attacks him)
Kakashi: Don't blame his behavior on me, he wasn't with me long enough to do any real training. (looks at Naruto and Sakura) Actually... just forget I had students at all.
Lee: I agree that Sakura should consider me as a suitor.
Sakura: Uhh... next question.
KA: Poor Lee... (hugs him)
lee: can i give you a hug?
Lee: I suppose if Sakura-chan does not mind.
Sakura: Oh, no, I don't mind.. have fun (waves a hand)
KA: See? Everyone wants to hug Lee (hugs him again) Thanks for asking and reviewing!
I am almighty SEPTEMBER!!!
I'd like to ask Sasuke why he's such a damn bastard.
Sasuke: I don't know, why are you such a reject?
Naruto: (looks up from a bowl of ramen) Are you talking about yourself again?
Sasuke: No, I'm talking about this idiot reviewer who has nothing better to do than sit around and ask redundant questions to some idiot author that thinks it's fun to pretend to know how we'd react to these idiotic questions that they somehow managed to spew out of their mass of jumbled, dying brain cells.
KA: (sweatdrops) Uhhh... I did mention that the opinions stated by these characters aren't my own, right? Good... because that was so all him. Thanks for asking and reviewing!
LeeSaku4eva
If I could ask rock lee a question, it would probably be this:
might guy and sakura haruno are being held hostage. you can save only one of them, and the other will be killed. who would you save?
Lee: I am Konoha's Green Beast, I could save both!
KA: That wasn't the question, you have to pick one.
Lee: But how do I choose? Gai-sensei is my teacher and role model, I would be nothing if he did not believe in me every step of the way and inspire me to push myself beyond my limits. If it were not for him, I might have never met Sakura-chan. Oh, but fair Sakura-chan, I could not dare to think that she would be harmed because of my decision. I do not know what to choose, the very thought alone is too much to bear!
KA: So... he'd have a break down and save neither. Good thing Gai can take care of himself and Naruto has a crush on Sakura, too...
I'd also like to ask Ino this:
did you have any idea that your name in japanese means boar (hence the name ino-pig)?
Ino: Shut up!
Sakura: (snickers)
Inner Sakura: Ha! And I just called her that because she looked like a pig!
lastly, I'd like to ask might guy this:
I understand that you and rock lee have a student/teacher relationship. because of this, do you have the urge to join NAMBLA?
Gai: Lee and my relationship is beyond any abbreviated organization's understanding. Still, Lee, perhaps we could start our own secret club...
Lee: Really, Gai-sensei? A secret club?
Gai: Yes! And one Kakashi wouldn't be able to get into. Ha, what do you think of that, Kakashi?
Kakashi:...hm? Oh, sorry, did you say something?
Gai: Ah! That attitude, it's so...so cool!
KA: His hair isn't bad either... XD, thanks for asking and reviewing!
crazyaoilover
to naruto and sakura: why do you wear clothes that make you look like targets? especially sakura...you have circles that practically screams "bulls eye here!". aren't y'all supposed to be ninjas?
Naruto: I'm so good, I can wear the brightest color in the world and never be spotted!
Sasuke: You do wear the brightest color in the world, and your mouth gives you away a mile before anyone could see you.
Naruto: Exactly, so I don't need to change my clothes!
Sakura: Well, unlike Naruto, I actually know how to be discreet.
Sasuke: You need to be, you suck at fighting.
Naruto: Hey, don't be mean to Sakura-chan!
Lee: Sakura-chan is an excellent ninja.
Kakashi: Sasuke, you know, as far as skill goes, you might be more powerful, but Sakura is more inventive and resourceful.
Sasuke:...hn.
KA: Aw, poor em- I mean Sasuke. Thanks for asking and reviewing!
Skyheart
Sasuke why are you so emo? You should drop the act you know.
Sasuke: There is no act, will you all just shut up already? All I'm trying to do is destroy my brother. Why don't you lose your entire clan and family as a child and then have your only remaining family member want you dead and see if you aren't emo. I bet you've never had a bad thing happen to you and yet you tell someone who's lost their entire life to cheer up... bastard.
KA: Jeez...emo rant much?
Sasuke: Oh shut it, the worst you've had is your parents divorced and your entire family get hooked on drugs. At least you have family.
KA:...you want them? Good, take them. Now we're both happy. See? It works, people, you just need to share!
Sakura this is actually advice. GIVE UP ON SASUKE! I really don't know what you see in him so what do you see BESIDES looks? (advice came from me and other people)
Sakura: I won't give up on Sasuke-kun! I believe in him!
KA: So do I, I believe that he's an emo and is milking this whole 'family' thing for attention. Family's overrated, anyway.
Sasuke: You're just saying that because you have family.
KA: Always want what you can't have, don't you?
Sakura: Leave Sasuke-kun alone. He's a good person, he's just a little... blinded by hatred.
Sasuke: Or your forehead...
KA: Ouch...
Another question for Sasuke. Is there anyone you like in the world?
Sasuke: I can give you a whole list of people I don't like. At the moment, you're right at the top.
KA: Even above Itachi?
Sasuke: Good point... you're number three.
KA: How did they go from one to three?
Sasuke: I remembered you existed.
KA:...ignore that. Thanks for asking and reviewing!
Animestar73
Itachi: I'm dying to ask, with the aid of the twisted fangirl mind, would you have turned out gay?
Itachi: I don't know, but with the aid of my sharingan, I can turn you inside out.
Naruto: Look at him! He wears a poor excuse for a dress, his hair's always up, and he wears nail polish. Who says he isn't gay?
Itachi: Better yet, I'll just lock you in a box with him.
Sasuke: When you grow up what do you want to be?
Sasuke: What kind of retarded question is that? I'm a ninja, it's not just an extra-curricular activity, you know.
Naruto: Do you like being seme or uke to Sasu-chan?
Naruto: (spits out ramen) The hell? And look, I wasted perfectly good ramen on that question!
KA: Answer.
Naruto:... what makes you think I want to be either?
KA: Uke it is!
Naruto: Hey, I didn't say that!
KA: You're not denying it.
Naruto: Sakura-chan, the next question's for you!
Sakura: I REALLY hate you...my question is, will you just stop chasing Sasuke?
Sakura: I won't give up on Sasuke, no matter how much you tell me to. I know I used to be so blinded and just follow him around like a puppy, but I've come a long way since then, really! I now want to save my friend, not just a crush. So I won't stop following him until I get him back.
Inner Sakura: And then he'll like me and I'll get him. That'll show that Ino-pig!
Sai: Do you really look like Sasuke? I've never really seen a clear picture of you...and why are you so obsessed with penises?
Sai: You mean does my hair look like a duck's ass? No. And why are you asking? Do you have a penis?...is it as small as Naruto's?
Naruto: Stop talking about my penis!
Sakura:...please stop.
KA: Agreed... thanks for asking and reviewing!