Chapter 4

Recap

I froze. 'You mean…Karl's whole plan was for us to…act GAY!'

I stared at him in disbelief and a bit of anger. 'How can I act gay? Ugh and what if Saya shows up?' I glared towards his direction once more but instead of giving his usual glare back he looked down. I stopped glaring instantly. The only time he did that was when Diva… I sighed this time out loud.

"Well I guess we should start this tomorrow besides it seems we need rest." Of course he already knew I was talking about him instead of the both of us but nodded and walked down the hall. The moment before I turned to go down an opposite hallway I noticed a small limp to him but thought it was my imagination. After all Diva has never done a cruel thing to Karl. Well as far as I've noticed.

'I have a bad feeling about this.'

Next morning

Kagome pov

I woke up sighing, although the ponytail man, still don't want to use his name, probably lied about being strait it might have been a bit much to kick them out. What if they lived in HER house now without her knowing? I walked towards the bathroom to brush my hair. When I looked in the mirror I noticed I was still in my school uniform. 'Oh well. It's not like I've worn anything else through my travels.' I brushed my hair and went down the steps to fix breakfast. 'It wouldn't be good if Shippo had to wake me up for it. He'd probably start whining like Inuyasha…no more like Buyou.' With that funny little thought in mind I started grabbing the ingredients from my bag. For some reason when checking yesterday, aka while cooking for the GAY men, many of them smelled old although the dates looked right. Around ten minutes later I heard Shippo getting up, well falling off the bed, and heading down the stairs. He had borrowed Sota's room wanting to 'act' like a grownup and sleep by himself.

"Kagome? Is the food ready yet?" Shippo hopped on the table with a sleepy look on his face rubbing his eyes to free himself of sleep. I noticed the pans looked a bit rusted and worn down. I shrugged it off, 'Mom probably hasn't gotten any new ones. Wait now that I think of it things are…different around here. I wonder where mom, grandpa, and Sota are anyway. And what's with the redecoration in the well and my room. Cranes aren't really my type. Though they are cute.' Giggling I stirred the eggs in the pan, turning it off and grabbing plates.

I put most of them down in front of Shippo, which he devoured happily. Shippo was usually the main one out of the group to give my cooking complements. 'Inuyasha would just want his silly ramen and chips.' I wondered off into the thoughts of Inuyasha. 'Wonder how he's doing. Although I'd prefer to know how Sango and Miroku are doing.' I was broken out of my thoughts by Shippo jumping on the table in front of me.

"Hey Kagome can we clean? The smell here is stale and a bit rotten." Shippo scrunched up his nose as if showing that his nose was hurting with the smell. I smiled at his childishness, ruffling his hair in the process.

"Sure, it must be the food here it seems rotten, although I'm sure mama wouldn't mind me dusting the place. Seems almost as if we're in an abandoned house." I laughed as Shippo shuddered and looked around warily. I got up grabbing his, egg free, plate and my, half eaten, plate. I got up to wash the plates but stopped when I heard a slight, brisk knock on the door. I listened a bit more but no other knock came so I ignored it, going over to the sink and turning on the water so that the sink would fill up, setting the plates and other objects in need of washing to the side. I searched around for the bottle of Dawn mom usually kept but couldn't find it. I turned to Shippo hearing the knock again thinking it was him. He looked around a bit rigid but seeing me staring, he puffed out his chest and nodded. As if he was on a mission he jumped off the table, his tale bristling like a cat trying to look threatening, before scuttling off probably to go check the front door. I turned back around laughing before I noticed a blue bottle in one of the cabinets under the sink. I bent down to grab it hoping that it was the Dawn bottle I'd been looking for.

"You know, no one is really supposed to see that but then again I don't think me or other men would want to see it in the first place."

BANG!

Karl pov

I almost laughed at the girl. Trying to stand swiftly she hit her head in the process. I looked down at the wiggling animal child giving him a menacing, well to me, smirk which ended up making him wiggle more.

"Now Karl don't be mean to him. Besides he was probably just doing his job. Well although he IS a bit small to guard someone." Solomon came up behind me bending down a bit to smile at the kid before ruffling his hair. That's just about the moment I heard the, somewhat lethal, command.

"Shippo. Go ahead and roast them."

I looked down at the kid a bit amused. 'Roast us? Not poss-'

"Fox fire!"

I let go of the kid jumping back. Solomon was right next to me not looking in the least bit startled. 'Of course he wouldn't be. Apparently he read the STORY about all this crap.' I looked towards the now charred spot where we once stood. There were small blue flames barely lingering after the giant burst before going out.

"We come in and YOU tell your little kid to try and kill us? Last I checked that wasn't good lady like manners." 'Although I'm sure Saya would do it.'

Solomon glared at me probably telling me to act the part of 'gay guy' although I think I have that part covered…wait NO I DON'T! I glared back at him not really liking MY idea by the minute. I looked over to see the girl glaring daggers at me AND only me.

"What?"

"You are a barbarian coming into a WOMANS house without knocking. And even seeing her underwear!"

"We did knock! YOU just didn't answer! And how do you know what I saw you were the one bent over?"

"Well by your comment my LOGICAL guess is you did see! Also, my name is KAGOME not YOU! It's Ka-go-me!"

"I already know how to pronounce names you dimwitted girl! I might've been talking about something else!"

"My names not GIRL either! And what would you be talking about your 'boyfriend'? Last I HEARD, which was last night, you two weren't GAY!"

"Well I could have been talking about him! Besides what do you know about gay men, you're a GIRL?"

"Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't know things about gay men!"

"Well prove it!" I was getting pissed at this girl…a bit too pissed.

"Gay guys kiss each other! Heck they even French kiss!"

"Well congrats because I CAN French kiss!"

"Prove it!"

"Karl maybe you should…hmph"

Unfortunately for Solomon he came in a bit late…ok WAY late.

TWO MINUTES LATER

"There how's THAT for proof!" I was triumphant. Ka-go-me lost. I, Karl, won.

"Wow…guess I was right. You were just not wanting to admit it that you were gay. Well guess you can't be ashamed of it anymore."

'WHAT!? What does she….FCK!'

I looked over at Solomon. Who was now half standing half frozen against the wall. Where, if my TERRIBLE memory serves me right, I pushed him against for the French kiss. I glared over at the girl who was giggling at Solomon's look with the kid staring wide eyed and a pink tinge on his face, sitting on her shoulder.

"You tricked me." I accused.

"Well at first I was just yelling at you to get back at you for seeing my underwear. But then I remembered 'You're gay!' so I used it so that you can finally show your true side. It worked!" She clapped her hands together as if she just solved a complicated puzzle. She was the victor. She tricked me into showing her that I…we were gay.

'Unfortunately I'll have to let this slide. Besides the whole point was to have her think we're gay. Now on to the second point. Find a way to get her to trust us and steal the jewel…oh yea and her...this might take a while.'

"Well since you both are officially proud gay men. You two can stay here! After all that was probably the reason you're here anyway." She said laughing a bit. Probably at the thought of two gay men living with her. The joy.

I almost slumped to the ground. This girl was like a walking puzzle. She changes her moods like it was the easiest thing to do and even finds a way to win at an argument just to prove something that shouldn't have been apart of the argument. I sighed and looked over at the, now happy, girl who was now poking the animal kid and laughing at his reactions to the 'somewhat incidental' kiss…ok I was tricked….shut up.

'I think this is the beginning of my worst nightmare. Only difference…this is reality.'

Yea I think I did a bad job on this small chapter. Sorry it's taking me so long I'm happy that some people like this story. Really I wasn't sure that this crossover would go very well. I also understand that many of you are confused whether Kagome is in her own time or another world. It shall be cleared up in the next chapter. This one was a random crack chapter I decided to add so hope you like it. As I said I think it's bad.