Hey! Updating finally! This features more of Emmett's wonderful singing. :D Hope you guys are having a nice weekend and hope that you have a great Easter tomorrow! I wish egg hunts could be more fun. My friends and I have come up with the Ultimate Egg Hunt. Basically you have two teams of people. Each team is really big like maybe thirty people or more. There is one camouflage colored egg about double the size of a softball. It's hidden in a forest and each team tries to find it before the other does. But here's the twist. Each person gets a paintball gun and if you're hit you're out of the game. So the first team to find the egg wins but if everyone on your team is out the other team wins by default. That would be an egg hunt I'd love to be in. To bad we don't have the paintball guns or the protective vests. Otherwise we'd probably do it.

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Son of Carlisle Meet Son of Adam

Emmett POV

"56 bottles of beer on the wall! 56 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 55 bottles of beer on the wall!" I sang. I was surprised I wasn't tired yet, considering I had started at 500 bottles.

"Emmett? Could you please sing a different song?" asked the woman. She was rubbing her temples as if she had a headache.

"Sure!" I said taking a deep breath.

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves! And this is how it goes! Dun dun duh!" I sang for a couple more minutes until I saw that the midget was clenching his fists so tightly that his knuckles were turning white.

"What's the deal with him? I thought Oompa Loompas liked music." I said, pointing at the driver. Before the midget had the chance to explode from irritation we reached the castle.

"Here we are!" said the woman. She and the midget went through the doors and I lagged behind. It's made of ice! This would be the ultimate snow fort…

"Emmett focus!" I whirled around searching for the source of the voice. Behind me was Edward.

"Get out of my head!" I said at vampire speed.

"Emmett. Listen to me. Once you find out what's going on in there come back. DO NOT get distracted." he said.

"Don't worry! I am so focused." I replied. I walked in and the double doors slammed behind me.

Third Person POV

Edward ran back to his waiting siblings.

"So?" asked Bella.

"He said he wouldn't get distracted, but I have my doubts." he answered.

"I'm sure Emmett will do the best of his ability." said Alice.

"We're doomed." Rosalie groaned.

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Emmett entered the castle to see a grand foyer with doors lining each wall. He glimpsed the woman and her driver disappearing through the door directly across the way he had come. He ran through the doors to see what could've barely been described as a garden. It was an open space covered in frozen grass. But the strangest things were the many statues. They were lifelike figures in the forms of leopards, centaurs, elves, and other mythical creatures. The unnerving feature that they all had was the fearful or raged expressions carved onto their faces.

Emmett stood still in and examined the statues. He looked around carefully for the woman or her driver and pulled a marker out of his pocket. When Emmett finally left the garden a big smile was plastered on his face. Suddenly something hit him hard on the back. He stumbled out of shock and looked over his shoulder to see the driver on his back. The small man's arms were clasped tightly around Emmett's neck. They struggled until Emmett collapsed onto the marble floor with a heavy thud.

Emmett found himself in a dungeon hours later. He took a look around. The cell was cramped. The ceiling was about three feet off the ground and was made of ice. In face so was the whole prison. In the next cell over Emmett saw someone strikingly familiar.

"Mr. Tummy!" Emmett yelled, sending echoes down the hall. The faun groaned and turned toward Emmett.

"I'm so sorry… I've betrayed one already and now your stuck here too." the faun whispered. Mr. Tumnus rolled over onto his side and faced the wall.

"No. I've betrayed my whole family. It's more my fault." Emmett turned to see a small boy talking.

"Hi. My name's Edmund Pevensie." said the boy.

"I'm Emmett. Now let's get out of here." said Emmet breaking the ice bars like twigs. He swiped at Edmund's and Mr. Tumnus' bars and the ice shattered as they hit the floor. Emmett swung Mr. Tumnus over his shoulder and looked at Edmund. The boy's eyes were wide and his mouth was open in shock.

"You coming?" asked Emmett. The boy scrambled to his feet and Emmett sat the boy on his shoulders.

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Edward saw Emmett speeding out of the castle. Emmett reached his family panting. He set Mr. Tumnus on the ground and Edmund leapt off his back.

"Emmett you make friends everywhere you go don't you?" Edward sighed.

"Hey! I thought I did a pretty good job!" Emmett replied.

"Dude! You were taken down by a dwarf!" Jasper scoffed.

"I can explain that!" yelled Emmett.

"Fine then, explain." replied Jasper smiling. He knew how irritated this was making Emmett.

"Well, being the amazing actor I am, I pretended that I had gone unconscious when the midget jumped me. I thought that I would learn more if I didn't kill him. So shrimpy brought me to the woman who discussed her evil plan with him. But I listened to the whole thing. Not that it mattered much. I had no idea what they were talking about. Something about someone named "Aslan" and then about taking over Narnia. Then I was put in a cell next to these two." Emmett finished. The whole time Edmund's eyes were getting bigger and bigger.

"I must warn them! I must warn Aslan!" Edmund babbled. He then proceeded to run across the snow towards who knows where.

"I think he went insane while he was in there." said Rosalie, shooting a look at Edmund.

"We don't like the term 'insane'. We prefer 'mentally hilarious'."

"Well he probably knows where to get help. Come on. Let's follow the kid." said Alice running up to Edmund.

So now the Cullens have meet Edmund Pevensie. I hope I've spelled that right. R&R please! Also I still have a poll up on my profile that I'd like people to vote on. It's on what fanfiction I should write next. And for those out there that like the Mortal Instruments series I've made a fanfiction for that too. It's called Deceived. Please read! :D Quote: "I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road without being questioned."