Chapter 4
Oak's Parcel
(Viridian
City)
Jack: Here I am in Viridian City. I better head to the
Poke-Mart for my free gift.
(Jack walks over to the Mart)
Clerk:
So you're the new guy, huh? Hurry up, you're late!
Jack: Huh? Must
be a limited deal.
(Poke-Mart)
Clerk: Alright, here's your
first job.
Jack: Job? Whaddya mean, job?
Clerk: You gotta
deliver this package to Professor Oak.
Jack: What, that old
bastard? What does he want 'em for?
Clerk: How should I know? I
just supply them.
Jack: But I'm wearing the pin. I am entitled to
a free gift!
Clerk: Free gift? Haha. That's a good one, kid. Now
hurry up!
Jack: That god-fing S-O-B! He set me up!
Clerk:
You want free gifts? Do that job and I'll give you your free
gift.
Jack: Errr...okay.
(Outside)
Jack: That fin'
clerk ! Thinks he can...huh?
(outside, there were several
policeman surrounding an area covered in police-tape. People were all
staring and talking. Sirens were sounding everywhere)
Jack: What
the hell's going on?
Officer Jenny: A man was just murdered.
Jack:
Really?
(Jack sees in the centre of the police tape, a dead man
with a long, purple dagger with jewels covering the hilt sticking out
of his stomach. Blood was everywhere)
Jack: Oooh. Youch. Kids,
look away. This is strictly PG-13!
Jenny: Hey kid?
Jack:
Yeah?
Jenny: Does that Bulbasaur know sleep-powder?
Jack: What,
Barry? He's useless. He's a Level 7 frog-plant named after my
nemesis!
Jenny: Oh. 'Cos if he did, we could use him to dust this
place for prints.
Officer Freddy: Ma'am, that wouldn't
work.
Jack: Yeah. Barry is far too weak to track down a
murderer.
Freddy: No. It's because this was the work of the
Cultist Phantom.
Jack: Who's that? A Klu Klux Klan mascot?
Freddy:
No. He is a serial killer. He is named as people have only ever seen
a purple ghost cloud whenever they witness the killings. He leaves no
visible prints. He has been turning cities into ghost towns for
weeks. He is unstoppable.
?????: It's just superstition,
Freddy!
(A girl dressed in a cop outfit showed up)
Jenny:
Cindy's right. The Cultist Phantom is just a guy with access to a
chemical factory. We already have suspicions of Mr Fuego, of Fuego
Chemicals.
Freddy: Okay. But no normal person could make stormy
weather simply by using chemicals.
(Jack looked up. The sky had
suddenly turned black and cloudy)
Cindy: It's true. Everywhere the
Phantom goes, there is stormy weather.
Jack: Errr...why did you
suddenly start yapping about a serial killer just because of my
Bulbasaur?
Jenny: You said you don't like him. Perhaps once he
learns Sleep-powder, you can give him to the Police Force.
Cindy:
That Bulbasaur looks familiar...
Jack: It's a freakin
frog-plant-thingy! They all look the same.
Cindy: Nooo...did you
get that Bulbasaur from Prof. Oak?
Jack: Yeah. How did you
know?
Cindy: 'Cos I got my Squirtle from the same place. I was
planning to start my Pokémon Journey, but my mom wants me in
the Police Force.
Jack: Feh. My mom's a horny slut, but I don't
follow in her footsteps. You have your own life.
Jenny: I just
think it's safer...
Cindy: Hey? Weren't you carrying a box?
Jack:
Yeah. If I deliver it to Oak, I'll get a gift.
Cindy: Well, you
better go.
Jack: Why?
Cindy: 'Cos someone just swiped
it.
Jack:...S!
(Jack called Barry into
his Poke-ball and ran after the crook)
Cindy: Mom? Shouldn't we
help him? We are cops, after all.
Jenny: You go, dear. Mommy's
working here.
Freddy: Who wants donuts and coffee?
The Cops:
ME!ME!ME!
(Route 22)
(two figures in white were standing
outside the Pokémon League gate)
Jessie: So, what did the
boss want this box for?
James: Beats me. But a job's a job and for
once, we got it right!
Jessie: It's just...why did we have to
steal it simply to...steal it?
James: Jessie, just shut up with
your bing! Pickup will be here soon.
(Jack runs up behind
them)
Jack: GIMME BACK MY FING PACKAGE!
Jessie: (S!)
