Life Is Like

CP: 4

I think there's something I failed to mention about Wufei, he's a bastard! the two of us have been romantically involved for a little over a month now. and we havent argued. up untill today. he started it. here we sit, across from each other at the dinning table. he with his coffee and muffin, me with my coffee and cigaret. he just sits there, stirring that blasted coffee and looking over the paper!

It started out as soon as we woke up. he jerked the covers right from me, and didn't say sorry. ok, I'm reasonable. I let that go. then he beat me to the bathroom, slamming the door in my face. when I protested, he just said: "you snooze you lose." Grr...ok, that's fine...let it go. then, when I asked if I could have the last muffin...what dose he say? "Hell no!" HELL NO?!

So you see, so far...I have been tolerant to his immature behavior...but...then, I asked if he could make me some coffee...please... "Hell no..." My jaw dropped. so I start to raddle off all his faults of the day. The covers, the bathroom...the hell no's. he just scoffs and says: "What about you?" so I yell: "WHAT ABOUT ME!?" he just scoffs and sits down and reads the paper.

and here we are. across from each other. he with his paper. me and my eyes, trying to burn holes in his head. Who does he think he is! I mean really! What the hell did I do? I can understand if I had done something to deserve this. but I didn't! he's just a big fat jerk...

"You're a big fat jerk." I say. He looks up from his paper, at me. "now I'm fat am I?" I narrow my eyes at him. he lets out a chuckle. "Grow up Duo." He said getting up. "GROW UP?! GROW UP! HOW ABOUT YOU GROW UP!" I shout, Jumping from my chair. I saw Trowa out of the corner of my eye, he stepped in the kitchen, then backed out. "Yes, Duo. Grow up. Do you hear yourself?" He said putting his cup in the sink. "Do you hear yourself?" I snap, "What are you, PMSing or something?" he chuckles. "Yeah, because I'm the one with the major attitude first thing in the morning."

"Uh yeah, because you ripped the covers off me!"

"By accident!"

"And the bathroom?! you snooze you lose?!"

"Have you never heard that expression?!"

"And the muffin!"

"I'm not giving you my last muffin..."

"What about the coffee!?"

"I had already sat down! I wasnt gunna get back up and..."

"Why answer me the way you did then!? HELL NO! That's what you said!"

"Yeah, hell no, Whats so wrong with that? Geez, you need a tampon?"

"Oh that's IT! THATS IT WUFEI!"

"Oh yeah, that's it, ok good, so are you done now?!"

"You damn right im done! D.U.N DONE!"

"Thats not how you spell done..."

"OH HERE WE GO! NOW IM NOT SMART ENOUGH!"

"HEY, YOU CALLED ME FAT!"

"HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD THAT EXPRESION!"

"GUYS!"

We both jump and look to see Quatre standing in the door way. "Thats enough. now both of you calm down. have a seat. "

"I'll stand." Said Wufei. "Chair not good enough for you?" I scoff. "Better than you right now!" he yells. "Below the belt ass hole!" I say. "Oh please." he scoffs, turning his head to one side. Thats when Quatre grabbed us both by our ear. "OWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW" we both cried out as he drug us into the living room. "NOW SIT!" He yells as he lets us go. we both sit where we were. he on the floor, me on the arm of the sopha.

"Now then, that's better...you two have got to stop this. you've already succeeded in scaring Trowa, and nobody...no, nobody scares my Tro-bear! GOT THAT!" We both gulp and nod profusely. "No, what is this about?"

at the same time we both began to tell our stories, ending with the two of us arguing back and forth again. Quatre clapped his hands together loudly, making us jump and silence ourselves. "Ok, that's out time." he said. "Do what now?" I say. He shot me a look, if it could kill I would have been in a million pieces! "Wufei, pick a corner."

"I'm sorry, I don't..."

"CORNER!" Quatre yells. Wufei scrambled to the left side of the room and sat at the corner. "Face the wall, stand up and face the wall." Quatre instructed, and Wufei did as he was tolled. Quater then turned to me and pointed at a corner on the other end of the room. "Go." he said. I stood up and mosied over there. "This is stupid." I say. "It sure is." says Quatre, "YOu act like children, I'm gunna treat you as such. Face the corner." I do as I'm told, but not without grumbling.

"Now then, you will stay there untill you have thought throughly about your crime." WIth that he walked off. I could hear Heero in the background, "Whoe..." I shook my head and leaned on the wall. What a waste of a day...

hour one

"you started all of this." I mumble.

"No I did not." Wufei snaps in a harsh whisper.

"Yes you did!" I whisper back.

"Shut up in there!" Quatre yells form another room in the house. We silence outsells.

Hour two

"I'm getting hungry!" I yell.

"I'm making lunch for good boys." Yells Quatre.

"bastard!" I yell.

"you'll starve." He yells back.

hour fore

I shift my wight again, my legs were getting VERY tired. and I was sick of looking at the same corner. Thats when I heard giggling coming from Wufei's corner. "Whats so funny?" I whisper. "This is!" he giggled. I thought about it for a moment, he was right! I start to giggle too. Then before long we were laughing so hard. When we finally settled down, I look over at Wufei, who still had his face in the corner. "Fei?" I whisper. "What?"

"I'm sorry." I say. he turns around. "I'm sorry, maybe this was all my doing." He walked over to me, and hugged me. "Na, not all of it. I provoked you." I nuzzled his chest. "Yeah you did." he laughed, and squeezed tighter. "Boy, Quatre is a tough cookie." He said. I laugh. "Yeah, He would make a good dad." Wufei pulled me away and sat me on the sopha. He sat next to me.

He took my hand and smiled. "No...No." I say, "I'm still mad at you." he pulled me close. "Duo..." He whispered into my ear. "No...I say, moving my head side to side. "Its time Duo..." He whispered. I stiffened up. What did he mean by that? "Time from what?" I ask. "well, we just had our first fight..." He began to kiss my neck. My face got red. Ok, first off, I'm a virgin, I can admit that. he was not. "You know what that means?" he said softly into my neck. "A Stern hand shake and a pat on the back." I say in a shaky voice. "You could call it that." His voice was low. He began to push me back on the couch, I fought it...but I had the feeling he was stronger than me. he won. I was laying on the couch, with him on top of me. "Uh...Oh, I bet the game is on." I say. "The game is right here." he says, "Wanna play?" he kissed me hard.

My mind flooded with all kinds of things. then stopped at Old Man Kollins. The neighbor across the street, When Wufei touched me down there. "STOP!" I yell and he did, He sat up. He had a confused look on his face. "Duo? Whats wrong? Did I hurt you." I couldn't answer. I got up and rushed from the room.

What was that all about? Why did I think about that old man? I don't remember much about him. Only that he was always so nice to me. He loved to hug me and give me candy. so why did it freak me out when Wufei wanted to...OH GOD...

I emptied my stomach and sat down on the bathroom floor. I cover my head and try to collect myself. Did that nice old man do what I think he did? Is that why my mom made me stop going over there? Did she know? Or did she just suspect? And why? Why me? that old man...he was a...no, couldn't be. as nice as he was. maybe that's it, that's why he was so nice. He did ask me a few times to come inside. but I always said no, that my mom would be mad. he was understanding.

I remembered him patting my bottom once...OH...GOD...I threw up again. Thats when Wufei entered the bathroom. "Shit...Are you ok..." He knelt beside me, and rubbed my back. "Dont touch me." I say, that was weird. Wufei pulled away. "Ok, ok." he said softly. "Look if you're sick, we don't hafta do anything." I look up at him, my eyes filling with tears. "I hafta...tell you something..." I say. I had no idea what I was gunna say though. or what his reaction would be. "Just remember you love me." I said.

He sat back in the chair. He looked angry with me. I was sitting on the floor by his feet. we were in the kitchen. "And you're sure about this?" He asked. "I wish I wasnt..." I say. He gets down on the floor with me, and rapped his arms around me. "I had no idea!" He whispered into my ear. "I'm so sorry that happened to you. I'm here, and no one will ever hurt you EVER! and you know its ok, you did nothing wrong. That man had issues. It's not your fault. ok!" I start to cry hard. I have never in my life heard such words. it made me feel weird. Like jello or something. He just helped me up and carried me to my room, from there he put me to bed.