This story is dedicated to catirveros because I got her/his review late so here is all about pop tarts

-Cough- im holding back on the lemon thing cuz I never did a lemon before and im kinda of um… ya…

Do I have any male reviewers I don't know why but I always think that it's all girls why I don't know

Thanks to all of you that reviewed last time or any other time

Warning this chapter will NOT make sense

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Five hours later

Kisame finally got the two girl Sims to have sex and Sakura learned how to use a TOASTER!

Leader was still in the closet; Tobi was trying to get back his Nitroglycerin from Deidara.

Tobi finally got it back and sat with Sakura at the kitchen table "Hey Tobi what's with the nitroglycerin anyways?"

Tobi's eye crinkled to show that he was smiling "Well Sakura-san you see what's really in the nitroglycerin is actually my pot."

Sakura's eyes widened ya sure everyone knows Itachi's on pot because his eyes are always red (Everyone thinks it's the bloodline thing but that's not true everyone knows its that pot), but sweet little 'ol Tobi, no f'en way.

Sakura snickered "You're so cunning Tobi!"

Tobi nodded "Now if you don't mind im gonna go to a local village and get high with a random girl and then have sex!"

Sakura nodded "Git r' done!"

After Tobi left Sakura searched for her pot.

"Aha!"

"What'd ya find, yeah?"

Sakura turned around and hid it behind her back "Nothing."

Deidara gave her a stern look "Sakura, yeah."

Sakura sighed in defeat and showed him her fudge pop tarts.

Deidara gasped and glared at Sakura "How long has this been going on, yeah!"

"About two weeks."

"Two weeks, yeah! You know what that stuff does to your brains, yeah!"

Sakura nodded "Im sorry but I cant help it pop tarts are so GOOD!"

Deidara nodded "Okay but only this one time, yeah."

Sakura squealed "What one Deidara?"

Deidara nodded and Sakura popped in ten pop tarts in the toaster "Why ten, yeah?"

"So we each can have five."

Deidara nodded why have one when you can have five?

Five seconds later

Kisame and Itachi walked into the kitchen just to see Deidara and Sakura lying on the floor groaning about 'Stomach ache' and all around them were boxes of pop tarts.

Itachi shook his head in pity while Kisame got on his knees and started crying "Why cant you do pot like everyone else! Why why why! Why the pop tarts WHY!"

Sakura and Deidara groaned and rolled on their bellies.

Tobi walked in with a girl that could barely stand hung around his neck. Tobi was in hippie beads and had two cigarettes filled with you know what hanging off of his lips.

Tobi gasped when he saw Sakura and Deidara "Oh no! Why does this always happen to the GOOD PEOPLE!"

Tobi ran away crying leaving the girl to fall face first on the ground she mumbled "Hey look so that's where I left my duck."

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BLAH I don't feel like writing more

Yes the pop tarts was Sakura's pot

I don't do drugs or support them but I do like making fun of them

Sam