Crypto and Hatanna had been flying for days now. What once started for Crypto, only wanting to have fun destroying all the puny humans on this pathetic world, soon turned into a race to save the planet he so despised from the Covenant and the Flood. Crypto was just mad at them because they were ruining his fun. He had to get rid of them quickly, otherwise they would vaporize the planet and Crypto wouldn't have a playground anymore.

Crypto and Hatanna had been flying for at least a day now. They were heading to Washington D.C. They had to tell the president what was happening. Crypto wasn't sure how the president would react to two cloned aliens in the Oval Office, but he didn't care. This Obama fellow was probably smart.

They finally arrived at the states capitol and Crypto switched the U.F.O.'s cloaking device on.

"Since when did this ship have a cloaking device?" Hatanna asked.

"I dunno. This stuff just happens."

"But there has to be a logical explanation!"

"See. that's why you big-headed female Furons are morons. Everything always has to have a logical explanation. Well I got news for ya babe, not on this planet."

Hatanna slapped him, but he kept piloting the ship, almost unaware that she had slapped him.

They hovered over to the white house and landed on the roof. Crypto and Hatanna grabbed all their weapons and ran out of the ship. Crypto burned a hole into the ceiling and floated down into the room quickly with Hatanna. The C.I.A. were flying everywhere, throwing their bodies in front of Obama and taking out their pistols. Crypto and Hatanna threw their hands up and lifted everyone into the air. Crypto laughed at them.

"We come in peace. Seriously this time," Crypto said.

"Okay, so let's say I believe you. What do you want?" Obama asked.

"To tell you something."

"Then what do you want to say?" Obama asked, showing no fear.

"Umm, aliens from another planet, not us, but another race has come to destroy the planet."

"I have news footage showing you completely killing and destroying everything at a Wal-Mart, and a theme park."

"Don't forget about the plane, where the Covenant ruined it."

"So what do you want me to do about it?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"Yes, you are no longer the leader of this country. I AM!"

Crypto threw the C.I.S. out the window and vaporized the president. Crypto picked up the burned body and lifted it high into the air, then mind pushed it about two miles north. Crypto called the news station and told them to meet in the Oval Office immediately. The news crew arrived, but they tried to run away when they saw Crypto. He locked them in the room and headed back to the chair. He sat down and told them to turn it on.

"Greetings, people of earth. I am Crypto, the new leader of this country. Your old one is now dead by my hand. I am on here to tell you that you will all die because of a new alien race that has invaded earth. The Covenant and the Flood. They are mindless savages, like me, who are bent on death and destruction. I prefer it the fun way, they prefer it the quick way, so if you have any concern for your pathetic planet, get yo guns and blow them suckers to hell. Buh-bye now!"

Crypto vaporized the news crew and he and Hatanna got back into the ship. They flew high into the air.

"Where we going?"

"Space."

Crypto was about to exit the earths atmosphere when he saw yet another spaceship.

"Aww, what now?" Crypto yelled.

The ship latched onto Cryptos and his roof open, and an alien dropped in.

Cryptos mouth dropped.

"ET? Is that you?" Crypto asked.

"ET phone home!"

Crypto stuck a detonater on ET, threw him into his ship, got a distance away and pushed the button. ETs ship exploded and many body parts and guts splattered on his windshield.

"Dang it!" Crypto angrily said as he turned his windshield wipers on.

Crypto flew around the earth, looking for any sign of the Covenant, when he saw a grey ship in the sky. It wasn't a Covenant ship. Crypto circled the ship and then a man jumped out of the back and grabbed on to the ship. He opened the top and dropped in. It was MC.

"You again?"

"Yes, me."

Crypto grabbed his Zap-O-Matic and shot at him. The bolt bounced off his suit and hit Crypto, electrocuting him.

"Your weapons will not work on me. The Covenant have taken over Russia. All the Russian leaders are dead, and now the Covenant are advancing on to China. Let's get down there."

Hatanna took control and headed for China. When they arrived, China was burning. All of China. As far as the eye could see. Death filled the air. Crypto looked at the carnage everywhere.

"Psht, screw this. I'm leaving."

"And where are you going to go," asked MC.

"Back in time."

Crypto grabbed Hatannas hand and stepped into a small box that was stored in the back of the ship.

"Since when did we have a time machine?"

Crypto ignored the question and set the time for the beginning of the earth. The machine came to life and they were zapped back in time. Far back in time. To the beginning of the earth.