Title: The March Hare

Main Characters: Hibari & Tsuna

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

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"Beep. Beep. Beep."

"Ugh, what is that noise…?"

"Beep. Beep. Beep. "

"Wait…huh?"

"Beep. Beep. Beep."

"Alright I get it. I'm up. I'm up." The time was 7 PM on a breezy March evening and Sawada Tsunayoshi had slept for only a couple of hours after crashing the moment he had returned home. Why had he only slept for a while? Well that would be because his group of "friends" had decided to throw a congratulations party on earning his first ever report card that had no red marks what so ever.

Sadly, Tsuna had no idea of what to expect once he gets to his destination. Hell, he had never even been to the address before. Not only that, but he also had no idea on who would be there. If anything, he would prefer not to attend the get-together at all. He would rather stay in his room, where it's nice, quiet, and he didn't have to worry about getting into dangerous situations.

Of course in the end, things didn't turn out the way he wanted. Before he could even get dressed properly, Tsuna was shoved into a huge brown bag and was carried off to god knows where. Even though he knew who the kidnapper was, he was scared none the less.

"Puah!" Tsuna gasped for breath when the bag was finally opened. "I could've died!" He whined.

"If that could have killed you, then I'm surprised that you're still alive." The kidnapper, Reborn, smacked him on the side of his head. "Anyway, we're here."

"Huh?" When Tsuna turned around, there was a huge Japanese style house in front of him. "Where are we?!" He jumped up, in case he would need to flee. For some reason the house gave him the chills and he knew something bad was going to happen the moment he goes inside.

Before Tsuna could run away, Reborn was already walking inside, taking him along.

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"Tsuna! Congratulations on not failing!" Once inside, all of his close friends were there to greet him. For "No Good Tsuna" to not fail, it was simply a miracle.

Tsuna blushed, not realizing that so many people would be attending, but he still wondered who owned the house.

"Hey Tsuna, aren't you going to visit that person?" One of Tsuna's friends, Yamamoto asked as he slung his arm around his shoulder, showing that the two of them are really close.

"Eh? Oh yeah…Do you know where he is?" Tsuna asked. How could he have forgotten about someone so important?

"Well before that," Yamamoto decided to let go of him, he didn't want to get into a mess.

"Tsuna-kun!" Another on of Tsuna's friends walked up to him with a huge smile on her face.

"Oh Haru, I didn't know that you would be joining us." Tsuna smiled, though was caught off guard and almost lost his balance when she jumped into his arms.

"It's been so long!" Haru smiled as she embraced the boy that she once had a crush on. "Oh and what are you wearing? You're keeping him waiting!"

"Huh?" Tsuna wondered what she meant by that, but he was soon pushed into a dark room.

Haru squealed happily, however in Tsuna's ears it sounded more like an evil cackle. "Oh Tsuna-kun, you're going to look absolutely adorable when I'm finished with you." Her eyes twinkled mysteriously even though there wasn't a light in that room at all.

"…What?" Once again Tsuna was scared…and so the screaming began.

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"Knock knock."

Hibari glared at the screen, able to see the figure of a person on the other side. It was the one thing he disliked about living in a traditional home, there wasn't as much privacy. He cleared his throat after the person paused, waiting for an answer. "You may come in."

Luckily for Hibari, it was Tsuna that poked his head inside the room. "Oh it's you Hibari." Tsuna had been a little wary to find out who the person on the other side was, but now he was quite grateful. Ever since Reborn had arranged for Hibari to tutor him in his studies, the two of them have been close. If it wasn't for Hibari, Tsuna would have definitely failed once again.

Hibari stared at Tsuna, his eyes showing no emotion, but after a couple of seconds, his face was already a bright red. "Tsuna…W-What are you wearing?" Hibari coughed slightly, trying to hide his blushing face.

"Eh…?" Tsuna looked down at his outfit and his face became even brighter than Hibari's. The relief of seeing Hibari made him forget that he was wearing something embarrassing. Instead of the usual "Bunny outfit", Haru had forced Tsuna into a "Hare costume." Although the two are related, the Hare is normally a brownish gray with a white belly and have large ears and feet compared to a Rabbit.

As Tsuna tried to explain, though failing in the process, Hibari remained quiet. Although it seemed as though he was calm and collected, inside his head he was thanking Tsuna's "friend" for putting him in it. He would have to remember to be kinder to her from now on.

"H-Hibari?" Tsuna realized that he had not moved since then and became concerned. "A-Are you alright?" He moved closer to Hibari, not aware of how dangerous that move would be. Within seconds, Tsuna found himself lying on top of the bed with Hibari hovering above him. His infamous scowl replaced with an uncommon smirk that would cause any female within a 10 meter radius to faint.

"Oomph." Hibari covered Tsuna's mouth with a quiet "Shh." Hibari grinned, looking Tsuna up and down with the eyes of a predator waiting to sink its teeth into its prey. "Sorry Tsuna, but it's been a while since I've bit you to death."

Tsuna's blush burned brighter, he knew it was a good idea to sleep before coming to the party. Now he was sure that he wouldn't get any sleep tonight. He was going to be hurting in the morning, not that he minded.

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I try my hardest not to be too perverted before I end up getting reported if one day I'm not contained. ;D Please review. I wanted to write something in celebration of March.