Divergent Skits

by Emmabethwritingfanfiction

Me: skits. Erudite: for what category? Candor: Look at the archive idiot. Amity: Saying idiot is not kind. Candor: Well, neither is your face! Abnegation: Sticking up for yourself is self indulgent. Me: These are obviously skits based on Divergent. Please read and review.

4. Skit 4

Skit

Cafeteria

Dauntless: food fight! *begin throwing food at each other*

Amity: Food fights are not kind.

Daunless: Who gives a damn?

Candor: Nobody does. But you are really assholes.

Abnegation: Let's help the cafeteria ladies clean up after the Dauntless.

Erudite: Food fights are illogical.

Candor: So is wearing glasses when you can see clearly.

Abnegation: Arguing is selfish.

Candor: I hate Abnegation! Even arguing is selfish! What's next? Is breathing selfish too?

Erudite; That's illogical. Even the most selfless people need to breathe.

Amity: Judging people is not kind.

Abnegation: Let us wipe down the tables for the janitors.

Cafeteria manager: Lunch is over! Back to class!

a/n: I'll release a part two tomorrow. See ya!

Emmabeth.