Secrets of Legends

Summary: You don't need to know all three to follow the story. Cracks begin to form at the walls between dimensions. A secret held by three people is about to exposed and that threatens all. Meisters from the DWMA, Zombie,Necromancer,Vampires, Garment Girl and Timelord and companion gather to stop it. As the walls between worlds fall chaos spread and worlds hang at the balance.

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater, Doctor Who or Is This a Zombie or any their elements in fact.


Chapter 04: The Good,The Bad and The Ugly

Kami was on her back and had a sword being pushed towards her. That is a position that you wouldn't want to be in. Kami had spent most of her life fighting, getting into fights with other children when they picked on her, sparring with other meisters in school or just fighting to stay alive. There was something deep inside her, something that seemingly craved the fight and maybe it was that portion of her that made fighting as natural to her as breathing. Kami quickly pushed her knee into the girls ribs. The attack made the girl wince and Kami used the small opening to force her away.

Kami rolled away getting some distance between them. She didn't have the upper hand and she wanted it. She jumped to her feet and held her sword before her to block any attack.

The girl with a near feral look in her eyes bolted at Kami. Sparks flew off their swords as they clashed.

"Stop now before I hurt you!" Kami pushed back her attack.

"Hurt me!" The girl spat back the words with her anger frothing at each word. "You think I would ever let you do again."

"You act like you could stop me." Kami glared at her. "You really don't know who I am."

Kami carried a long katana and to properly wield it you must hold it with two hands but she ignored that. She gripped it tight with her right hand it used it to push the other sword towards the side. It was a risky move, it would push the sword away for only a moment until its wielder reacted and pushed back and took control of the situation. The thing was that this gave her a small opening.

The girl held the sword with her right hand and it forced her right arm into a position where it kept her left form reaching Kami, and it also left and opening on her side. Kami's left hand formed a fist and rushed into the girls ribs. A sound filled the air, not a crack but something close to it which was quickly followed by a scream. At that second sparks flew off Kami's fist, her soul force focused so much that it seemed like white flames. The girl screamed as the flames erupted from the fist covering her body.

Not so far away surrounded by ninja vampires the others saw a light from past the trees and the scream.

"That's unsettling." The Doctor commented. "But it seems we have our own worries." He looked at the sword Sarasvati held.

Ayumu started to speak, "You have to be kidding. You can't be seriously thinking of killing them." Ayumu didn't like the idea of the vampire going after Eu again and if they were her parents he wouldn't let them get hurt either. He especially wanted to make a good impression on them.

"We aren't killing them, my apple tush darling." Sarasvati explained it. "The Village Elders have said they are the source of the storm but not its cause. That if there is a way to stop the storm they are the key. That we mustn't allow them to fall or to get captured." Sarasvati held out her sword as an offering and bowed. That gestured caused all the other vampires, except Seraphim who was confused, to bow as well. "Doctor, we offer our services, we will follow you to the ends of this world and into the next. Please lead us, Oncoming Storm."

The Doctor clenched his jaw hearing that name again, "Really destroying records doesn't help when there are people who live generations remembering these things." He mumbled to himself. "Please get up and just call me Doctor."

Like loyal soldiers they rose.

"So you will lead us?" Sarasvati asked.

"No he will not. I don't trust him with armies." Kami came out past the tree dragging the girl by her pig tails.

"Kyouko?" Ayumu stared in shock.

"A magical garment girl." Kami had put her sword away and now was holding hers as she dragged her by the hair her free hand. She slide the sword back into the sheath and spark shot from Kami's hand onto the sword. With about as much gold sparkles that you'd expect from someone called a magical garment her clothes changed from her magical outfit to a light blue dress with a pink ribbon around her waist.

The vampires all looked wary of the girl.

"Kyouko!" Ayumu pointed out.

"The woman that killed you." Seraphim glared at the unconscious girl.

"Wait, how do you know that?!" Ayumu shouted. "Her punishment was to have everyone forget about her but I couldn't forget."

Kyouko let out a low growl, "It was lifted." She said forcing her eyes open. "I'm on an imperial mission. The Queen of Viller's lifted my sentence when Dai-sensei suggested to send me. They were somehow placed into a vision of the three of you in a Volcano. Fearing you were planning some sort of attack they sent me." Her eyes glowed red when she pulled out of Kami's grasp pulling her sword. "They said I'd be free once this was over. At it seems the easiest way to end this is to kill you. Nomobuyo,Oshi,Hashitawa-" Kyouko shook the sword when she realized that incantation wasn't working. "What's wrong? It's not working."

The ninjas raised their weapons at the girl and Kami just simply undid the bun in her hair and let it fall into a simple pony tail. With an exacerbated sigh, "I know the man who created those weapons in the first place. I got the idea from me. The incantation is actually just a translation of something he got from me. I know how to disarm those weapons and tricks you'd never think of."

"That's impossible." Kyouko pulled the sword closer to her as she realized she was without her powers and out numbered. "There is only one person who could disable the-" A horror realization came over her, she realized why the Queen was so willing to go with her demand for freedom from her cell and curse for this mission. They didn't expect her to survive. "You're the Weapon Master."

"Weapon Meister." Pointed her finger at Kyouko. "The People really messed with the translation." Kami placed a finger and the girls forehead and another shot of her soul burst out knocking the girl to the ground. "Such a weak and unstable soul."

Maka wondered what her mother meant and looked into the now unconscious girl's soul. Kyouko's soul wasn't human, it was almost human but a little different in the same sense that Haruna's soul was, but there was something else. Maka could see that Kyouko's soul was twisted, warped by greed for power, by destruction, pain and eventually guilt. It was not quiet a kishin but it was close to it, almost what Crona was when Maka first met that certain meister.

Seraphim stood in almost awe as she saw Kami take down Kyouko. "She took her down as she was nothing." Seraphim remembered how hard it was for them to beat her the first time. Seraphim felt a tug as Haruna hid behind the vampire. "Haruna?"

"T-the W-weapon Ma-ster." Haruna uncharacteristic said scared.

"You know of her?" Ayumu asked her.

"She fought in the War between Viller and the Underworld!" Haruna shouted. "There isn't a magical Garment Girl who doesn't fear her. I always thought she was a story, a cautionary tale. Something the teachers of Matellis tell the students to scare them. She showed up during the end of the war along with the Bringer of Darkness. Each was dangerous and each could take down whole armies. The Weapon Master was said to be able to disarm Magical Garment Girl and would often rob them of their weapons. She was one of the only three survivors of the Battle of the Mountains of Despondency. They weren't even mountain after the battle."

Maka saw how Kami glared at Kyouko. "Mama, you know her?"

"Yes, I met her once. I didn't realize it was her at first. She killed him." Kami pointed at Ayumu. "I was there with Eu and I fought her off to get his body."

"Yeah, about that." Clara pointed out. "You said he was a zombie and he was dead. How is that possible?"

"Eu made it possible." The Doctor told her. "Well, more like made it impossible to properly die. It's odd, but I've sort of seen it before with Jack. Less of an impossible time thing though more like complete and total rewrite of biology and a tweak of physics. Eu says something and it happens."

Kami added in, "Kyouko was about to steal his soul from his remains and I cut her arm and fought her off. Then we sort of dragged him to a graveyard and Eu patched him up."

Kyouko growled again, "I had to use up one of my lives to get that arm to heal again."

"Yes, I did a number on it. Soul attacks tend to really disrupt magic and those who use it." Kami picked up Kyouko and put her over her shoulder. "All right, I have to go talk to her jailer."

"Right," The Doctor said in keen and held out his screwdriver. "I need to find and old sort of friend, well, not enemy so sort of friend."

"We will find him, just tell us who you want found." Sarasvati quickly interjected.

"No you won't." The Doctor told her, "He's hiding especially from you."

"We do sort of have a situation. " Clara pointed to the giant mask and the ghost coming out of it.

"That's why I'm leaving you in charge." The Doctor told her. "Lead the ninjas and keep Eu safe when they come for her."

"What?" Clara asked confused possible more now.

"Maka, you and the other's help her." Kami added.

"Mama!" Maka tried to argue.

"They will be drawn to Eu because of her mana. I will come soon and I will show up a moment later. I promise." Kami raced off carrying the stunned Kyouko.

"Right be gone for a tick." The Doctor ran off in the other direction holding his sonic screwdriver.

"Well, okay, I'm in charge of a small army of vampire ninjas." Clara said to herself. "Never thought I would ever say that but…" She really didn't have anyway to finish that sentence. "Okay, if someone is coming for the Doctor's daughter, another thing I didn't think I'd say today, we better get ready for them. If we stay this close we'll be a big target. Spread out set up a defensible perimeter."

Clara was not military oriented but her grandfather made her watch enough war movies that she picked up a few things.

The Doctor left her in charge and the ninjas respected him enough to listen to her commands. Like their name sake ninjas they all quickly spread out around the area to guard Eu.

One Vampire remained with the group that they started with.

She removed the hood to reveal her short blonde hair and green eyes. She smiled brightly, "Don't worry, we will help."

"Yuki?" Ayumu asked.

"Maelstrom." Seraphim said.

"Yukinori?" Haruna added

The blonde vampire known as Maelstrom also as Yuki Yoshida also as Tomonori and to Haruna as Yukinori stayed behind to help guard the necromancer who at this point sat down and a bus bench.

The Doctor hadn't run off too far as he started to scream into the night, "Oh, come on. I know you're here. When the Queen got to you she changed you. It's a lot like what Eu did to that boy but less than stable so there is a distinct energy signature. Don't think I don't know you are there. The ninjas knew to call me the Oncoming Storm and they never knew me as that, but you did."

A figure stepped from out of the darkness. His hair was mess and his so were his clothes. His red tie was loose and he wore a white lab coat. "I should have knew you'd figure it out. I might have found a way for the Elder to know without them realizing it was me telling them but you-" He started to spew blood from his mouth. "Oh, my Doctor told me I should boost."

"Yeah, I could have told you that. So, you're still doing that?"

In the opposite direction Kami started to yell, "Come on Ariel! I know that you wouldn't let one of your students, even a killer, run free without being watched! Let's speak like civilized women. I could slit her throat if want a reason to come out."

Kyouko tensed at how Kami steady voice sounded.

"Now, now we don't need to get nasty." What looked like a young teenage girl with two really long silvery pig tails showed up. Her white coat flapped in the night wind.

"Nasty is my life. You know better than most that I have killed plenty of people who've devoured souls. Now, tell me the truth."

"Strange things have started to happen. Matellis has detected some very strange things twisting the strings of fate. We had thought you were the cause behind it."

"Why would any one of us do something so stupid as throwing the Universe into the brink?"

"An attack on the Queen for what she did to Eucliwood Hellscythe." Ariel suggested. "We do know about how you and the Doctor see her as your daughter."

"She is our daughter." Kami hissed at her.

"So you say."

Okay, back with the others Clara paced as she noticed the ghost figures over head had vanished around their area. Seraphim's eyes had turned red as she prepared for battle.

The weapons had turned into weapon and went to their meister's hands. Both Black Star and Maka could just feel something was wrong.

Still Maka found her attention drawn towards Eu.

Ayumu, Yuki and Haruna moved towards Eu and asked her questions.

"Why didn't you ever tell us about your parents?" Haruna asked Eu.

You never asked.

"And you have a sister?" Ayumu asked her.

Mom had told me about her but we never met. There is a distance between worlds and apparently some sort of mad god running around her world.

Maka looked over to Eu and their eyes locked. Maka still didn't know how to take it. She had a sister. She didn't really know how to take it. It wasn't like her mother gave birth to another girl and she just didn't tell Maka. From what she could make out of it Kami didn't just start a new family and not tell Maka. Kami did mention them the last time Maka saw her but didn't go into detail as they were targeted by terrible creatures. Still Maka wondered how long ago did her mother adopt Eu, she guessed it wasn't too long before the last time Maka saw her.

Maka's eyes blinked once more when her meet the necromancer's eyes.

They're here.

That was the new page from the necromancer.

Maka couldn't practically hear Eu's shaken tone in the simple written words. Maka more out of instinct than anything else let her soul perception loose.

She saw Soul's twisted but loyal soul reaching out towards her. The calm serene soul of Tsubaki keeping Black Star's excited soul in calm. Maka looked over to the others. Ayumu's soul wasn't exactly human, it was a little like Sid's soul but a little closer to human than Sid's. Ayumu's soul was kind though she could tell he was kind of an idiot and touch perverted. Haruna's soul was energetic and rivaled Black Star's soul in that sense, it seemed a little pink, it wasn't a human soul but it almost seemed like a witch's soul. Seraphim's soul was the one farthest from human that she had seen there so far. It seemed like monster's soul, like Free, like Trolls, and other creatures Maka had met. It seemed like Mosquito's soul but less warped, her soul was far more refined. Seraphim had a warrior's soul, one of cold discipline but a carrying nature deep down. Yuki's soul was a lot like Seraphim's but Yuki's soul but her emotions were a lot closer to the surface.

Then Maka let her eyes fall on Eu's soul. Eu's soul certainly wasn't human but it was anything near to a monster's soul. Eu's soul had a strong core filled with kindness and a hidden joy. Then Maka saw it, magic, energy just radiating from her soul that wrapped around Eu's emotions. Maka had wondered why she didn't show any emotions or why she kept those emotions so deep within her because her magic wrapped around the emotions looking for an escape. It wasn't like any magic Maka had seen, witches magic usually seemed so chaotic just looking to come out into the world. Kim's magic just healed, fixed and entered things trying to bring order, it imbued itself to fix and heal. Eu's magic was more powerful and clung to her trying to crack the shell she had made and use her emotions to escape into the world. To Maka it was like seeing someone hold back a tide wave with sheer will of force, as hard as one could hold it back one feared that no one would be able to do that forever. Maybe it was all that power or simply all the pressure on Eu that Maka couldn't look at her soul any more or be overwhelmed.

Maka looked into the darkness to the countless souls of the vampire ready ti fight when she saw something else. She saw several souls without bodies, maybe something like ghosts but these seemed drawing life energy around them. These souls seemed like the ones that refused to leave the world of living and clung to it for everything they had letting themselves be warped by that desire. Maka could tell these souls were not unlike the souls on the path towards the kishin already too far to be saved.

"What's here?" Clara asked her voice snapping Maka out of her focus.

A terrible roar filled the air as something tore through the darkness. It looked like a bear with a black school uniform. An odd smog spread from it.

A cold shiver went down their souls. Clara could feel her knees buckle as sudden and overpowering fear washed over them. The others seemed more than able to resist but Clara could see Haruna start to fall to her knees.

"What would the Doctor do?" Clara asked herself.

First off, she decided, he would explain it, he loved to talk. Clara guessed that was some sort of mist like energy that the creature released to weaken who ever it was hunting. That was the word, hunting, that cleared everything up. It looked like a bear a creature that hunted others. What did it hunt? The Doctor had said that would go to Eu, so maybe it was something that made her special, her power. It would try and feast on her power and on her. Clara glance back and the girl seemed to be cold as ice and unafraid thought with her usual face it would be hard to tell. Maybe that was the key, the creature ate people with power and used it, twisting it too. Maybe it was a form of psychic attack. Something like what she saw in the Caliburn House.

If it was psychic and maybe that was the trick, she took a deep breath and thought about something that didn't scare her. She thought about her mother, her scuffle, the book, the leaf and her words. Maybe it was all that you needed to overcome fear something that gave you hope and made you brave.

The others seemed to be overcoming the effect of the mist, maybe it was their power that gave them their confidence but they stood tall.

Leafs curdled around Seraphim's hand forming a long sword. Along with Maka and Black Star they lead the charged at the beast.

Not too far away Ariel smiled at Kami. "It had started. Megalos have begun to show up and will go after the strongest source of magic in the area. Of course that is only the start of it. If that gate isn't close with the state of thing…" Ariel placed her hand on her chin. "Oh, I can only imagine what trouble with follow."

"And what does this killer have to do with it?"

"We sent her to help stop it. We get nothing if all the worlds fall into one another. I would suggest you let her fight with you, if you don't trust her it is better to watch her. I mean, the great Weapon Master should be able to take her down if she needs to."

Kami glared at the woman, "Fine, we are short handed and it looks like we can't be too picky."

Ariel smiled, "Do be kind to her. Here I'll bring you something that I'm sure will help." She held out her hand. "Oh, mystic weapon of solemn and shame. Come forth and bring the pain."

Then something crashed into the ground but Kami didn't flinch, she just let her eyes fall onto the pink chain saw that left it self into the ground. Ariel had vanished.

Kami scoffed at the woman, "Too afraid of the one you betrayed?"

"Are you going to let me fight then?" Kyouko asked more than eager to join the fight.

Back in the middle of it Maka held the scythe as energy crackled off the blade as it sliced through the bear. The air was filled with the battle cries of the many vampire ninjas fighting the other megalos that had shown up.

Ayumu leapt into the air screaming, "400 Percent!" His fist collided with a kangaroo megalo that decided to punch back. Their punches collided with a small explosion. Both their arms broke at the attack but Ayumu was quicker to strike back with his good arm and landed a punch on its head. Normally such attacks would be too weak to kill one of them but these were all freshly made and a little unstable. The megalo burst into a mist of gold light evaporating into the air. Ayumu clenched his jaw as his broken arm began to heal itself.

In the light of the street lamps shadows formed slashing away at a horse shaped Megalo. Black Star using Tsubaki, now in her sword form, forged the shadows and jumped upwards bringing the sword down into the megalo who burst into light.

Seraphim, Yuki, Haruna and Clara stayed close to Eu.

"How does ramen work?" Clara asked as Yuki splashed it onto the creature that got close to them making them vanish.

"I don't know either." She admitted.

She really didn't, she only cared that it worked. But if you must know the answer there is one. Megalos are created to function on the souls that are their core and their primal instinct so their more perverted souls tended to make more perverted megalos. But if someone were to make the core soul fulfill a base desire like hunger with tasty dish you can undo what keeps them together. It just sort of confuses the soul and makes them lose their hold on their mana made bodies.

Sarasvati rushed towards the group when several jelly fish like megalo moved towards them, she waste no time in slice them with her sword. Seraphim and Yuki jumped in and added their own attacks to the mix.

Quickly the number of megalo were growing. Lightning stuck several of the creatures from above.

"Miss me?" Kyouko stood a short distance back in her full magical garment regalia. Kyouko jumped as slashed at the jelly fish with her sword with a vigor that was frankly more than a little scary.

"Catch!" Kami followed after tossing the chain saw into the air.

"Mystletainn!" Haruna said with glee catch the saw.

Kami pulled out a pen from her pocket and clicked on it, with a flourish of white light the pain turned into an orange scythe. It was gift from Eu and she planned on using it. Kami used it to slash off the head of gorilla megalo that quickly turned to gold dust.

A massive swarm of giant dragonfly megalos swarms towards them when red blasts shot from out of the darkness burning the bugs down.

There stood a dark brooding figure with four balls of fire floating above him. All the ninjas paused and stared at him in utter shock and awe. With a snap of his fingers the fires balls shot blast and blast at the various megalos taking them out quickly.

He ran his fingers through his bangs and said, "Well, they weren't that hard to deal with."

"The Baron Demon." Haruna said in awe.

"Akuma Danshaku the Head of the Vampire Ninjas." Seraphim said standing straight.

"My brother!" Yuki yelled and got a lot of attention for it.

Then he started to spew blood and got attention for that.

"Keep buggering on." The Doctor patted him on the back.

As if someone else wanted to the attention for themselves a loud whizzing sound was heard. Clara saw it, what looked like rain drops just rip through some of remaining megalos only for them to explode.

"What's that sake?" The Doctor whiffed the smell coming from those rips.

"Yes, and its good so don't make me waste more." A familiar pink haired loli appeared standing next to the Doctor. "Hey Akuma."

"Chris!" Ayumu yelled seeing her.

"You! Give me back my mana!" Haruna yelled out at the girl.

"No." Chris said before she took a swig off her large bottle of sake. "You might want to brace yourself I think she wants show off."

Before anyone could ask who she meant a figure leapt into the air and crashed in the middle of the battle with enough force the whole area started to shake. The moment they hit the ground a wave of almost clear silvery energy waved out.

Eu quickly stood in front of Ayumu and Haruna pulling them together and erecting another shield before them only for it to blink out when the wave went over them. Chris moved behind the Doctor and covered the ring on her hand to escape the wave. Akuma stopped spewing blood, for now at least. Kyouko knew what was happening jumped behind a tree to spare herself from the attack. Sarasvati's sword stopped glowing. Seraphim found her sword dissolving into just leaves. Soul found himself transforming into his human form against his will and on top of Maka. They both yelped as that happened. Tsubaki found herself in a similar position but Black Star was able to catch her in his arms before she fell.

"Oh, thank you." Tsubaki blushed at the position she found herself in.

"Get off me!" Maka growled at Soul.

Kami quickly tapped the scythe back into a pen and slipped it in her pocket before the wave passed over her.

The megalo all began to howl in pain as they tried to escape the wave as each and every single remaining megalo burst into dust the second the wave touched them.

And that was it, suddenly the battle field had been silenced.

Kyouko looked behind the tree and only said, "The Sovereign of Twilight. The strongest warrior of the Underworld and the only one capable of canceling out magic like that."

The warrior stood from the crouched position that they landed in and stood tall and the area went quiet out of the sheer respect they all held for the long figure in the crater whose spider web like cracks spread around them. The warrior's power was felt amongst them.

"Kami!" She yelled.

"Nene!" Kami smiled at the woman.

Nene quickly closed the gap between them and caught the blonde woman in a big bear hug. "Oh, I've missed you."

Kami found herself smothered in the chest of the busty red head and struggling to breath.

After a moment Kami managed to pull away with a gasp as she tried to fill her lungs with air again. "I missed you too."

"Okay, Akuma I need dimensional specs for the Underworld." The Doctor grabbed the vampire who had stopped bleeding. "I know you have them. You would need them for those weapons you designed so they could transport people between there and here and Villers. I could calculate it with the Tardis but that would take too long."

"Yes, here you go." Akuma started to pull things out of his pocket including a small journal and a notepad with his notes.

"Hey thats mine!" Kami yelled out as Nene continued to nuzzle her.

The Doctor grabbed both and tossed the journal over only for Maka to catch it.

"Yes, sorry. I found it and it gave me ideas." Akuma admitted as the Doctor scanned over the notebook.

"More like stole it." Kami pouted as Nene rested her head onto of hers.

Maka found that many pages were from her mother's school days. Kami's notes on demon weapons, fastology, kishin souls had other notes written over them by another person. Kishin notes had thing about using methods on wayward souls to create megalos and the notes and demon weapons had notes on creating similar weapons that weren't human to start with. Alss there were some poems on the back that Kami wrote that seemed to be highlighted.

"Okay," The Doctor scanned the notebook. "Eu, I need your help. I think I can hold back the gate with the Tardis but I will need you to help me."

The adorable necromancer nodded, the Doctor pointed her towards the Tardis.

The sound of whales singing filled the air.

"You have got to be kidding me." Clara said what most of them had been thinking. "That is the most surreal thing I've ever seen."

Megalos both the shape and size of whales had started to float out of the bloody tears and hovered around the city.

"I might need a distraction." The Doctor stated. "I will need someone to keep the whales from attacking the Tardis while I calibrate."

"Well, this looks bad." Chris said with a hiccup. "I might as well help and take some of them out since I'm one of the few that can take out those fellows."

"I'll help too." Nene added with a cheerful tone.

"Me too." Kami pulled away from Nene and grabbed the pink chain saw. "Going to borrow this."

"You aren't a magical garment girl!" Haruna argued.

"I am the weapons master." Kami corrected her. "The Baron Demon based these weapons on demon weapons. They have life and a souls, despite not having enough mana to work it like normal I can resonate with these weapons and used their mana to hold the transformation for a while." Kami glanced over at Akuma. "We are going to have a talk about this. I don't like that you used one my poems are the incantation even if you went and translated it into ancient Villers. We will talk about this." She turned to the Doctor and tossed him her coat after pocketing her gun into it. "Hold my coat." Kami pulled the starter on the chain saw and the saw came to life. Kami began the chant. "Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa, Dokeda, Gunmicha, De Ruibura!"

And for those who want a translation that means : I am Lovely and Charming but I summon Death.

The rest of the poem that it was taken from was an odd mix of light and very dark and honestly not one of Kami's better poems. Some of the people who had read the poem thought it punk cute. Akuma actually liked it very much.

Anyway, light from the chain saw wrapped around Kami like it were ribbons. On saw blade the name Kokoro flashed only to replaced with Kami.

Kami found herself wearing an overly cute, frilly pink outfit with a skirt that was a little too short, along with long socks and garter belts. Kami didn't like the pink top, there seemed to be a diamond pattern in front that not only showed her belly button but did give out a glimpse at her cleavage.

Kami bemoaned, "Oh, you have to be kidding me!" She tried to pull the floppy pink beret like hat over her face. "Oh, its has ribbon, it has flower ribbons! And this skirt!" Kami tried to tug the front of the skirt down.

"Pink stripes!" Soul shouted without thinking hopping his nose didn't start to bleed.

"Mama! Your panties!" Maka couldn't help but blush.

Kami tried to pull the back ones too but was distracted by a flash of light. That is when she noticed Nene holding her phone and using it to take pictures of her. "Eu! Why didn't you warn me about this outfit?"

The necromancer gave her a shrug.

Kami tried to ignore Nene's constant flashes and she pointed at Kyouko. "Hers is nice. The colors are good and cute and fashionable. You know I don't like this much pink." Kami was having a hard time not blushing.

"So cute." Nene started taking more pictures at a faster rate.

A few people were snickering and trying to hide their laughter at the usually confident woman's situation. "I have a chain saw!" She held it up and the blade started to roar as white flames covered it. Most of the people decided to shut up at that moment.

"I'm going up." Kami grumbled as the saw let her jet into air. "If you look up this skirt I will kill you!"

"Send me a picture." Akuma asked Nene.

"Me too." The Doctor added as he lead Eu into the Tardis. "Clara, I need you to pilot the Tardis."

Nene looked up at Kami who was flying up towards the mask and the whales that would be quick to zone in on her. She turned to Chris. "I need a boast!"

Chris put down the bottle, which was a rare sight on its own, and put her hands together to provide a boast. "Up you go."

Nene jumped into her hands and was tossed high into the air. With a mixture of her own strength and the boast given that sent Nene very high up. With a boom she struck one of the whales forcing its head upwards. Nene quickly grabbed its tail and using the momentum swung the beast into another and swinging herself onto another whale to start the beat down all over.

Chris closed an eye and pointed her fingers, forming the basic shape of a gun, and pointing it at one of the whale megalo. She clicked her thumb and a huge blast of pink light was fired and reaching the megalo high above in the sky in seconds for the megalo to burst into a gold dust. Chris giggled to herself, "Well, Up up and away." Grabbing her sake bootle she flew upwards.

Everyone was in a bit of shock.

"Will they be okay?" Clara asked the Doctor.

"Of course they will be. They do this sort of stuff all the time." The Doctor waved off her concerns leading her into the Tardis.

Inside the blue box the Doctor worked the controls in his usual frantic fashion and Eu grabbed the railing. The whole room started to shake as the box took up into the air towards the gate which had caused Clara to fall to the floor.

Maka was still trying to figure out what was the strangest thing she had seen today, her mother wear a ridiculous outfit, a box that seemed to decide to fly despite all logic and physics, monstrous creatures that took on the forms of animals or the flying pink haired girl who Maka was sure was drunk.

"Hm?" Soul mused to himself.

"Please tell me you weren't trying to get a look up my mom's skirt." Maka glared at her partner.

"No!" Soul coughed.

Ayumu was getting a similar comment from Seraphim. "You disgusting lower than dirt maggot, are you trying to peep on Lady Hellscythe's mother?"

"No!" Ayumu protested. "I was just thinking that she looked a lot better in it than I do."

"Well, not as good in it as me." Haruna smirked nudging him in the ribs.

"No, she still looks a lot better," Ayumu deadpanned. "She actually has curves, isn't flat as a board and has the legs to make that skirt work."

Ayumu didn't really think about it before he said it and didn't think about it a second later when Haruna and Seraphim smacked him down mostly because he lost consciousness.

Black Star looked up at the battle that now took place in the sky. "Tsubaki, we can't let them do all of it. Transform."

"I can't!" Tsubaki said in a slight panic. "Whatever she did is still keeping me from transforming. Sorry."

Black Star patted her on her head. "Don't worry, if she's such a badass warrior than that just means another person I have to beat."

Akuma looked up like the other ninjas when someone poked him. He turned to look at the furious eyes of Yuki. "Ah, Mael Strom."

"Akuma! We all thought you were dead. I thought you were dead. Do you know how bad it was to think you were gone."

"I'm sorry, Mael. I can't imagine how it was like, I did miss you do but it was something that had to be done."

"Why was it so important to pretend you were dead?"

Akuma didn't have a good answer for that not when he saw the pain in her eyes.

Above the city one of whale megalo gathered energy in its mouth and if the day couldn't get weirder it shot a freaking laser beam at Tardis. Kami flew in the path of the beam and raised the saw at the blast and as the engine of the old saw roared white and pink flames stretched outwards and engulfing the blast. Once the blast cleared Kami pulled out the pen she had slipped out of her coat pockets and turned it into a scythe once more. It was made in a unique fashion to collect her souls wavelength just like a demon weapon and with the magical saw helping boast her abilities Kami decided to let loose. Kami poured her wavelength into both of the weapons, letting energy crackle of the scythe blade and the saw she soared high above the megalos. Both blades seemed to become extended versions of themselves made of sparking white and pink flames. Letting out a battle cry she let herself drop using the blades to slice through two whales megalo's heads. Blood gushed out their headless stumps for a second before both creatures ruptured into gold dust.

Nene bounced of one off the whales leaping towards another just to simply punching it and causing it spin towards to the ground only to explode before it got close. Nene kept in the air by hopping onto one Megalo onto another while the other two flew around.

Meanwhile in the Tardis Clara found herself trying to pilot the Tardis.

"Keep her steady." The Doctor yelled at her.

"I'm trying! She doesn't want to listen!" Clara shot back.

"Come on old girl! Eu's on board and you know she hates it when you get all bumpy wumpy."

The Tardis suddenly steadied itself and the console let out a loud moan almost as it the ship was apologizing to Eu. The necromancer patted the console.

"Oh, you don't have a problem with her." Clara argued with the ship.

The Doctor quickly lead Eu to under the console and started to pull wire from the system. "Okay, I've set the coordinates that I got from Akuma. Now comes the hard part. I can expand and modify the dimensional dampeners I can use them to shove the gate back and through the crack it came from. The problem is I will need a large doze of power to make it happen. You know I hate to ask."

Eu placed her on the Doctor's face and nodded.

I've lived with pain for a long time what's a little more if it means helping.

The Doctor smiled proudly at the girl before him. "I'm sorry this will hurt a little."

He took a cable and it pierced her small palm. A moment later the Tardis started to hum and the usual dark blue light of the Tardis interior started to turn purple. The whole room seemed to start pulsing like a giant heart in the middle of a marathon.

Kami, Nene and Chris watched as a purple light engulfed the Tardis. The bulb on the top of the sip exploded in a burst of purple light that shot straight into the mask.

"I think time to go." Chris muttered as she decided to fly downwards.

"Right." Nene let herself drop off the Megalo.

Kami let the scythe turn into a pen again and followed as she saw space warp around the mask.

The sky turned bright purple and all the megalo just burst into light as the mask was pulled back into the sky dragging what was left of the megalo with it.

Pallas in a dark room watched the events unfold on a screen.

That when she heard some clapping, "How very resourceful."

Pallas looked over to her boss and saw the smile forming on his face, one that frightened the witch.

"They managed to patch up one of the cracks but that won't hold it. Its like putting some putty in the hole of a damn, it won't hold forever and that damn will burst. Now I wonder what they will do next. I wonder if they will figure out what I want and act. Still better get the troops ready I'm sure war is coming soon. I will rain hell fire down and every single world if I have to. I need the three of them to start searching for it and if they aren't going to do it on their own I will have to make them. A grand quest is about be start and I intend of getting everything I want."


Authors Notes: Okay, back. First off next chapter should come out faster and be a little shorter and be a little lighter but then we get to see the big bad of this story. We will get to see how this whole strange family dynamic is going to work. There will be pizza and we get to check on Death City again. More of the past between, Kami, Doctor and Eu will be revealed. Okay, I alway love reading review so please send me some telling me what you think of the story and how I do the characters. Also special contest this time. My eight reviewer, (that being mine and Kid's favorite number) can pick one character from any of the series that I will try to slip in the next chapter and they get a shout out too. This prize will also go to the eight person to review this chapter. I will let the winners know in pm.