Greetings fellow Mars-lings! I, Sunny, need your help! My dear friend horizontal stripes43 has oh so kindly created several more things that Maximum Ride characters would never say, and since there has been increased demand, I NEED YOUR HELP!! Please, if you would take pity on a poor authoress and send your creative ideas to me, I would be eternally grateful.
And now, for something completely different!
Since I know using chapters for author's notes is very bad indeed, I shall include a bonus, extra and completely bizarre mini story!
Once upon a time, there was a mouse.
This mouse's name was Bobbalina, and she was a very special mouse.
For this mouse had a grand destiny.
It was forewarned that Bobbalina would become a great warrior!
She was the Chosen One ™ and would defeat the Dark Lord, or He-Who-Probably-Shouldn't-Be-Named-For-Fear-Of-Heart-Disease!
Because, as everyone knows, saying the name of He-Who- Probably-Shouldn't-Be-Named-For-Fear-Of-Heart-Disease might give you heart disease.
There wasn't enough fiber in his name.
That's a very concerning cause in America and one of my good friends has written a wonderful paper on that subject…but I digress.
Back to Bobbalina.
Bobbalina.
Right.
She was the sweetest and tiniest and shyest mouse in America.
No one thought that she could save the world.
But she astounded everyone.
She did something no one would ever have thought she could do.
Ever.
She touched her nose with her tongue.
Wait!
No, that's not right.
She saved Mars.
That's right.
She didn't save the world. (Earth)
She saved Mars.
All the Marslings were very happy, of course, and elected her a national hero.
They also canonized her.
She became Saint Bobbalina, patron saint of confused people.
And her name had lots of fiber and was very crunchy and lovely.
And she grew up to be a magical witch.
And Ursula the Sea Witch from Ariel turned her into a human.
And she changed her name to Lily Evans.
And that's the true story of Lily Evans. (Bobbalina)
THE END!!
Review and send me lots of lovely ideas!!