-1Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki hideout.
Itachi: what are we supposed to do on this day called thanksgiving.
Kisame: I don't know. All I do know is that you roast a giant bird and fill it full of plants and stuff called stuffing.
Deidara: what are we supposed to do now.
Zetsu: ok I think we eat it.
Akatsuki leader: ok what kind of bird is it
Kisame: a tur-key
Itachi: why do they call it that
Deidara: there must be a key in it.
Christmas at the Akatsuki hideout
Itachi: I hate this time of year.
Kisame: why do hate it Itachi.
Itachi: all the carolers
Carolers: jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.
Itachi: SHUT UP YOU CRAPPY CAROLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carolers: NO!!! jingle bells jingle bells
Itachi: ok go burn in hell
The carolers catch fire
Carolers: o my god someone help use
Zetsu: did you really have to do that.
Itachi: yes
Tobi: lets open presents. I should get something good because Tobi's a good boy
Tobi opens his present and gets a Xbox.
Everyone else gets a lump of coal.
Akatsuki leader: Tobi your supposed to be bad to get some coal. We need some heat. But thanks for the XBOX.
Tobi: but I'm a good boy.
Itachi: we need heat. I'm not standing next to the all year and making fire balls.
Tobi: then chop wood
Zetsu: nooo!!!! If you do I will feed you to the man eating plant.
Easter
Itachi: what are we supposed to do today.
Everyone: I don't know
2 weeks later
Akatsuki leader: what's that smell.
Itachi: we missed Easter!!!!!!!
Akatsuki leader: well we have to find the eggs
After 3 months of stinky eggs.
Itachi: yay I found the last one.
Everyone: o thank god.