I'm back! Okay everyone, I'm not sure how I should write this one to tell you the truth... So if it sucks, please don't hurt the author! (That would be me..)

FreeFallJumper: YAY! I get more cookies! Thanks for leaving them for me even though I left you in a cliffhanger... Sorry to you... -munches on cookie happily- Also, thanks for your input on the couple... You're great. And, whenever I write a story, I try to add hidden (Like, seriously hidden) Humor into my lines, YOU FOUND IT! I didn't think anyone would even laugh at that!
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Cody: Endless-Nonsense does-
Deidara: She doesn't own Naruto, yeah.
Cody: HEY!
Deidara: Haha!
Ino: -whacks Deidara over the head- He is only five!
Endless.Nonsense: You're all acting like monkeys, stop it. Now, ON WITH THE STORY! WOO!
Deidara: I think she's lost it...
Ino: Mhmm.

Deidara froze, trying to release the genjutsu, but to no avail. "Okay, what do you want, yeah?"

Deidara heard a shrill laugh coming from the non-changing Sasuke. "I want you to release my future wife, and my child. This way, I will not have to kill you."

"You son of a bitch... Leave Ino alone! She doesn't love you! Yeah!" Deidara screamed at him.

The Sasuke took a few steps towards Deidara, grinning wildly. "Deidara, did you know that I knew she wasn't Princess Fuku? Well, I was the one who paid the Akatsuki hefty price to kill her. I didn't want another wife, because of what you assholes did to mine! Until, that is, Ino came to substitute for Fuku... I was intoxicated by the moment I saw her..."

Deidara couldn't handle this anymore, Lord Hochi was talking like that about Ino, his Ino. "Release this genjutsu you have on me, and we can fight like real men! Yeah!"

Sasuke started to morph, into a tall man with bright green eyes, and silvery-white hair. He was well built and had fair skin. "Well, I could, or I could just join in on the fun! We don't want other Akatsuki Members to try and imturrupt, can we?"

Deidara let out a low growl. "Hochi, even in a genjutsu, I can easily get my partner to go kill your child."

"Then you die as well."

"Bring it on, yeah!" Deidara screamed. His hand flew into the pouch hitched onto his belt. The mouth on his palm opening , licking up the clay greedily. Deidara was now pouring chakra into the clay, stalling for time until he could get enough to kill this man, in the same grousome was that he killed Inoichi.

Hochi pulled out a Katana quickly, swinging it with precise aim towards Deidaras right arm, the one inside the pouch of clay. "I am not going to let you attack me!"

Deidara growled lightly, jumping back quickly to dodge the Lords attack. "Shut the hell up, yeah. Do not underestimate the Akatsuki! Burn in hell, Asshole! Yeah!" Deidara jumped high, landing on the ceiling, his chakra flow now at his feet, so he is hanging upside-down.

Lord Hochi glared at him, now releasing the Genjutsu. He laughed as Deidara fell to a heap on the floor. Lord Hochi waited a few seconds for his opponent to stand up, but he didn't even move. "The hell?" He strided over to the heap on the floor, then kicked it, revealing onto a fallen black robe with red clouds on it and a broomstick. "Damn you, Akatsuki!"

---- Deidaras bedroom ----

"Ino, wake up! Emergancy, yeah!" Deidara shook Ino awake.

Ino rubbed her eyes, and stretched her arms. While yawning, Ino managed to choke out a "What is it, Deidara?"

"Hochi's here." Deidara said coldly.

Ino sat straight up, now completely awake. "Sound the alarm, there is an intruder in the Akatsuki Headquarters!"

Deidara placed the back of his hand over Inos mouth, not wanting to get clay into her mouth. "Ino, Shut up! He has all of the Akatsuki members under a genjutsu! Yeah!" Deidara looked around, removing his hand. "We have to get the kid, and get the hell out of here. I am not risking losing any of the membersin this battle. Yeah."

Ino glared at him. "You promised you wouldn't fight him!"

"I'm not going too Ino! Yeah!" Deidara inturrupted. By a confused look from Ino, he sighed. "You are."

"Ehh?!" Ino swung her feet over the side of the bed, walking over to Cody's bed. "No way Deidara... I could never defeat a Feudal Lord!"

"Unless he won't attack you back, Ino. Yeah." Deidara gave her a satisfied smirk, as she picked up the sleeping boy. "Ino, I found out many things while he had me in the Genjutsu. He was the one who paid us to kill Princess Fuku. He knew you weren't her from the beginning, but, Apparently he fell in love with you. Ino, he will not attack you back! All you have to do is show him you want to be with me... Yeah."

Ino's eyes widened, she gawked at Deidara like she did at Shikamaru when he had a master plan she knew would never work. Ino then turned her gaze to the sleeping boy in her arms, and she hugged him tightly. "Deidara, I-"

"Unless, you don't want to be with me... Yeah." Deidara looked at the stone floor beneith his feet. Maybe she does love him... Deidara heard another voice ringing through his head, it was the voice of the man he respected and loved most, Sasori. Deidara, what did I tell you about giving up? Hmm? Deidara shook his head, the elastic band in his hair snapping, so his hair fell around his head. Sasori, I love her so much, I just don't want to lose her! Sasoris voice rang through his head one last time. If you don't want to lose her, don't think like that.

Ino caught the broken elastic that flew from the mans hair. "Deidara, you should know already... I want to be with you, I love you with all of my heart, but... I know that he will attack me back! If he loves me, he will render me unconcious, then take me back to his village under strict confinement."

"Ino, I promise you, I will not let anything take you away from me ever again... I will fight by your side... Yeah."

Ino nodded slightly, walking towards the door. "Get a bird ready for us. We will meet you outside." He looked at Cody, smiled at him, and opened the door to step out into the hallway, only to have it being blocked by someone.

"Going somewhere, Ino-Chan?" Greeted a happy-go-lucky Tobi. He was nearly bouncing up and down with excitement. "Deidara-Senpai, are you leaving? I wanna come! Tobi will be a good boy, he promises!"

Ino giggled, then turned to smile at Deidara. "It would help to have someone watch Cody..."

Deidara scowled, and glared at the ground below Tobi's feet. Only one grumbled word came out of his mouth, and it sounded as if it pained him to say it. "Yeah."

"Fuku-Chan..." Cody's eyes fluttered open, as he looked at Ino. "Are we going for ice cream?"

Ino shook her head. "Nope, we are going to see Daddy first..." Ino looked at Tobi, and she walked passed him, whispering quietly in his ear. "Make sure the kid doesn't see us battling his father, or it'll be your head." Ino turned and walked down the same hall she had only walked twice before, but knew very well. It was the path leading to the Akatsuki Main Exit. "Cody, when we go see your father, I will talk to him for a little while, and I will be coming back here with Deidara."

The boy shook his head, his messy black hair becoming even more messy. "No! Fuku-Chan! I want you to stay with Me and Daddy forever!"

Ino looked at the stone floor of the hallway as she walked towards the exit. I have a lot to explain for back home... She looked up to see the familiar sealed boulder blocking the exit, she sighed. "Here goes everything..." She placed Cody on the ground, and placed both of her hands on the boulder, pumping exactly enough chakra into it to make it open.

The boulder lifted over their heads, as Ino grabbed cody's hand to guide him out of the Akatsuki Headquarters. As soon as she leaned her back against the cliffside, she watched the boulder fall with a side glance.

"You're safe!" Ino heard a familiar voice calling from behind her. Ino turned around quickly to see Lord Hochi standing behind her.

"Daddy!" Cody screamed, running towards his father.

Lord Hochi picked him up, hugging his son tightly. "Cody, I'm so glad you're safe!" He looked at Ino, and smiled. "Come on, let's go home."

Ino averted her gaze towards the ground. "Lord Hochi, I am afraid I cannot go with you. I am staying here with Deidara..."

Hochi grabbed her arm, looking into her eyes with bright green ones. "I am not going to let him win! Ino, I love you..."

Inos eyes widened. So what Deidara said wasn't a lie... He did know... She tried to wriggle her arm out of his grasp, but he only held on tighter, Cody held securely in his other arm. "Lord Hochi, please let me go!"

He shook his head, a serious look in his eyes. "I am not going to lose to Akatsuki scum! Not in a battle, and not in love! I am not going to let some blonde freak have you while I can't!"

Ino felt her blood boiling. Nobody talks to Deidara like that. Nobody! "Take that back!" She glared at him, now fully aware of why she never wanted to take the mission in the first place.

Even when Ino was a child, rumors of Hochi being an arrogant jerk were flying through the academy. She had mostly heard of how he would never let anything get out of his grasp, even if he killed everything that got into his way. He is just about as persistant as I am... Ino laughed half-heartidly.

"Ino, he is a freak... He has mouths on his palms!" Hochi screamed.

Ino closed her eyes, stomped on the mans foot angrily, then as soon as he let his grip on her arm loosen, she wiggled her arm out of his grasp and she jumped away. She quickly made a few handsigns, and she raised her arms. Thousands of flower petals rose into the air, as if at Inos command. "Never talk shit about Deidara ever again!" Ino screamed threateningly.

Hochi laughed, setting his son onto the ground. "You think flower petals scare me? They are easier to rip than paper!"

"Oh, not these ones..." Ino smirked, she crossed her arms as the flower petals began to visably harden. They becan to shine in the sunlight as if they were coated in metal. The rainbow coloured petals now hovering around Ino as if they were a sheild. "And I will never forgive you if you talk shit about anyone in the Akatsuki Orginization! Especially Deidara!"

"Yeah!" Deidara screamed from behind Ino.

Ino turned to look at him as she smiled. "Deidara! You're here..."

"Ino! Watch it!" Deidara pointed infront of Ino, where two large steel arms were pushing their way through the protective flower petals.

Ino turned her head just in time to have both of her arms grabbed by the steel ones. She let out a low growl as she sent the flower petals towards the mans face. "Let go of me!"

Hochi dodged most of the petals, only getting deep scratches all over his body. "Ino, I told you many times before that I loved you! Every single time I meant it!"

Inos eyes widdened, then she shook her head. "Hochi, I am not in love with you! I love Deidara, and nobody else!"

Hochis eyes flickered towards Deidara, who he now loathed more then ever. "You asshole, you brainwashed my fiancee!"

Deidara shook his head, a sly grin spreading scross his face. "There are two things wrong with that sectance, Hochi. I didn't brainwash her, she loved me all on her own. And... Your fiancee is Princess Fuku, not Ino Yamanaka. Ino Yamanaka is the girl I love most in the world. I will not let anyone take her away from me! Yeah!" Deidara threw three small clay birds into the sky, they each grew into the size of Inos fist as they each flew for a different destination. The first two flew to each of the steel arms holding onto Ino, as the other flew towards Lord Hochi.

"Cody, go play with Tobi, okay?" Ino said, looking down at the ground, knowing exactly what was coming.

Cody smiled, running directly through the battle scene, towards te masked boy standing by a large clay bird. "Tobi, let's play tag!"

Ino looked at the clay birds pecking at the steel arms holding her secure, but then she looked at Deidara. "It's no use, blow them up!"

Deidara smiled, his hands flying together in the seal of the tiger. "My pleasure, because art is a blast, yeah!" The two clay birds exploded, making a large boom echoing through the canyon.

Hochi burst into laughter. "Nothing can break these arms... Ino, You are coming home with me whether you like it or not!" The steel arms lifted Ino off of the ground, and carried her to the mans side. Lord Hochi grabbed her arms, and held her directly infront of him, against his chest. "Come on, Akatsuki. Attack now!"

A shrill laugh came from behind Hochi, as a tall man carrying long sythe with three blades walked out from behind the two. "Gladly!" Hidan swung his sythe towards Hochis neck.

Ino dived towards the ground just in time as Hochi released her to block the hit. He was unable to block it as the sythe made a direct hit to his neck. The next thing Ino remembered before passing out, was seeing a dismembered and bloody head rolling beside her.

I finished this chapter! I know it's short, I'm so sorry! But, I had to upload it, for my fans! I can't have you all worrying that I won't updating!

Anyways, please reveiw, tell me what you think.

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