Chocolate Hunt

Sorry, I was going to update this earlier, but my mom hid some chocolate on me. Of course, I had to look for it, and she's a really good hidder. Long story short, after an hour she told me where it was, and I had to go to work. So, I'm posting this now. It's still Easter!

'Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt!'

'WHAT?'

'It's Easter! Let's go look for chocolate!'

Matt looked at his clock. 'It's 12:01. Go back to bed.'

Mello frowned. 'But the little kids will get it all before me.' He wined more then a baby!

Matt had to think of something to say. He sure wasn't getting up this early. 'Well, the Easter Bunny probably is just hiding them now, and if you catch him, he won't leave any chocolates. So we'd better wait till...'

'What do you think I am? Five? I know there's no Easter Bunny. But, you do have a good point. I mean, what if we catch the person hiding them? They might not give me chocolate...'

So with that, Mello went back to bed.

'Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt!'

'WHAT?'

'Can we go look for it now?'

Mello had been told to wait till it was light out, and the rooster had just crowed. Matt knew that Mello wouldn't let him sleep anymore, so he agreed.

When they got to the common room, they found Near there. Did he even go to sleep?

Mello looked at him accusingly. 'What are you doing here?'

'Making a card castle.'

Mello glared at him a second longer, but remembered that there were more important things to do. Looking under a mattress, he found a lot of lint, but no chocolate. Then, an amazing thing happened.

'Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt!'

'WHAT?'

'I found a chocolate map! The Easter Bunny Impersonator must have left it here for me!'

Near looked over at him. 'Mello, that isn't a chocolate map.' He said calmly.

'You just don't want me to find it! You want all the chocolate to yourself! Well, you can't have it! No, no, no, no, no! It's MINE!' He then ran off down the hallway, dragging Matt behind him.

'Ok, it says to go this way. And then, we go... this way, and then I think we go this way...'

'Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt!'

'WHAT?'

'I think we go this way.'

An hour later, Matt and Mello found themselves... right back where they started.

'I don't understand, I went where it told me to go...'

Near stood up to put his Lego back. 'I told you, that's not a map.'

For the first time, Matt looked at the chocolate map. 'Mello! This whole time we've been following a Snakes and Ladders board game!'