RedDragon: Alright, buckle up! Because it's time to get back in the saddle with some chaotic action!

Sage Wolf: And only two of us are drunk as hell!

Father Chapa: It's who I think it is, isn't it?

AssassinK: Who else would it be? Those guys will take any excuse to get drunk.

The Dom: I'm the prince of all saiyans!

Doctor Badass: (hungover) ugh, I'll never drink five bottle of tequila in one sitting ever again. I need an adult… Why did I just say that?

The Dom: All hail the violent savior! Fa hoo for us!

Doctor Badass: Someone stop him!

AssassinK: (punches The Dom in the face) No, none of that! Shame on you!

RedDragon: Just start the story.

Normal speech: "Hey"

Yelling/special moves/Typhon: "Die!"

Thought: 'Hmm'

Spells/fused voice: "Heal"

Intro: Smile Bomb from Yu Yu Hakusho

(High up in the clouds of a blue sky, a shadow is seen. From the clouds, a prinny wearing a red scarf comes flying out slowing, before spinning once and diving for the ground as the music begins. Then over the brown and green below the words Disgaea: Chaotic Rebirth appear.)

Running in a crowd

In a faceless town

I need to feel the touch of a friend

(On a street in a village that was rebuilding, Romeo walks down the street with a bag slung over his shoulder. He then passes by John and Kyo. They get up and John flies off and Kyo flickered away.)

In the countryside

I wander far and wide

The isolation gets me again

(In a rural town, Espera, the scrafed prinny from before and three shadowed figures, one taller than the others and the other two of similar size, stood in front of a three way cross road. The shadowed figures pointed to opposite directions. Espera and the prinny could only sigh.)

I don't know where to go

When I feel like crying

Oh my!

(In the middle of a rain storm, Espera sat under a tree. Water drenching her and hiding her tears. Then the rain stops and a familiar hand gently grips her shoulder.)

It's time to open myself

Do something new

I want to stop and grow up a bit

(Romeo stares off into the sunset on a cliff overlooking the plains below. But the peace was disturbed when the scarf wearing prinny collided into his back and sent them tumbling down the cliff. Espera laughed on the sidelines.)

Then suddenly, my power and confidence starts swelling up

Magically erupt

And it's all because of the kindness that I feel

From people I don't even know

(Romeo lifted his hand as purple energy swirled around it. He then clenched it as he turned and saw a small army approaching. He then drew Zero Scale and charged forward, a smile plastered on his face. Espera, the prinny and the shadow individuals following close behind.)

Then suddenly, my intuition and my wisdom grow

And then I know

(Romeo and his group goodbye to a repairing town with smiles on everyone's faces)

That most of all I sense compassion's real

Thanks to strangers where ever I go

Thank you for waking me up!

(The group walk into the sunset, ready for the next adventure)

Chapter 4: Judgment Ex Machina! Metal Giant VS Chaos Overlord Guardian!

"Huh, does, huh, this desert. Huh. Ever end!" Romeo yelled, almost exhausted from the heat. He and his merry band of misfits and crazies had been wandering this desert for four days now. And the end did not appear in sight. The almost ever cheerful John and the unhinged Kyo shared his sentiments and his physical conditions. "It wouldn't be called the Desert of Overwhelming Doom if it was easy to cross through" said Espera, who was walking next to Sakuya as they drank from canteens and carried umbrellas. "Sometimes I question why I even tolerate you" Romeo said flatly. "It's because you like~ her!" Hero Prinny said with a teasing voice. "Shut it or we're having fried penguin for dinner" Romeo snapped with murderous intent and a bright blush on his face.

"So, Miss Espera," asked Lieutenant, looking just as exhausted as his commander. "Why are we here again?" Espera stopped and started to press her index finger together and said, "Well… Rumor has it a great treasure lies in this desert and I kinda, maybe, want it…" The other party members besides Sakuya stared at her blankly. It was at this point that Typhon appeared in his energy serpent form. "You're saying we're potentially risking our lives becomes of your girly obsession with pretty rocks?!" the ancient being yelled at the young demoness. Espera grew angry at this and yelled, "Well excuse me if I cared about our finances!" At this Romeo sighed and began to march forward again, "Look can we just find a nice place to re-GAAHHH!" Unfortunately for the hybrid, he had collided with an invisible barrier. "Da' fuck did I walk into?" Romeo asked placing his hand on the barrier. "Who puts a barrier in the middle of a desert?" Hero Prinny asked. "It is odd, might be a treasure your girlfriend was talking about Romeo" Kyo said, examining the barrier himself. "We're not dating!" Romeo and Espera yelled in unison.

"Anyways, how are going to open this" Romeo asked, putting both hands on the barrier. Typhon took a quick look and said, "Simple really, Zero Scale has the ability to cut holes through barriers, but they don't last long, so only five will be able to go in." Hero Prinny looked shocked at this. "Only five!" he yelled and turned to Lieutenant. "Rock, paper, scissors to see who has to stay behind?" Hero Prinny asked. "Agreed" Lieutenant said as they both got ready. "Once" Hero said, tensing with anticipation. "Twice" Lieutenant stated, his hand twitching. "Shoot!" they both yelled. But it was a bust as they both tied. "Umm, they already left" one of Kyo's ninjas said, pointing to a sealing barrier. "THEY LEFT US?!" they both yelled at the same time.

On the inside of the barrier, Romeo and his group were astonished by what lied before them. Behind the barrier was a futuristic city, paved roads crisscrossed the grounds between buildings that touched the sky. But what made them uneasy was the fact that the place was almost empty. A ghost town where a metropolis should be, this city was putting them on edge. "A place like this shouldn't be empty." Romeo said, his eyes shifting back and forth looking for threats. Then, a sudden pulse of unfamiliar energy was detected by both Romeo and Typhon. "We got company" Romeo said, turning towards the incoming source of energy. With the sound of quieting thrusters, eight figures landed and stared down the group of valiant rebels.

The figures had black chest armor over grey skin tight suits. The shoulder armor was doomed shaped and made of the same black metal as the chest armor but with blue trim. The upper arms were covered by the same grey material as well as the upper legs. The lower limbs were incased in the same black and blue armor. On their backs was black and grey backpack like devices that had small wing binders that held a pair of thrusters in each. In their hands were large rifle like weapons with over sized barrels. Their heads were covered in black armor with a blue visor where the eyes would be. The lead figure raised its rifle and said in a symphonized voice, "Unknown individuals found. Surrender now or be vaporized."

"Well this is some fine shit you got us into again, Romeo" John said with a sarcastic tone. Romeo glared at his angelic ally and said, "Don't blame me! It was Espera's idea to come here in the first place. Blame her!" He was hit in the back of the head for the comment. "I would say it was nice knowing you guys, but we have only known each other for a week" Kyo said. But before the figures could fire, a cloaked figure leapt forward and rammed his fist straight through the lead figure. The figure quickly extracted its hand from the drone chest kicked it into the others, causing them to explode. Turning, the figure said in a monotone voice, "Come with me if you want to live."

After being dragged into a dark tunnel and dropped, the merry band got ready to rip the cloaked figure a new one. "Alright, you got one second to tell us who you are or we're blasting you" Romeo said with an angry tone. "The time given is not sufficient enough to give a proper answer" the figure said in the same monotone voice as before. "Are you a robot or something?" Romeo asked, now very confused. "Yes" the figure answered. Then out of the blue, a wrench collided with the figure's head. "I told you not go out until you were repaired!" a female voiced screeched. Coming out of the dark tunnel was young female demon. She had dull red eyes that sat on a face that could be called pretty, except for the large oil smudge on her left cheek. Her long brown hair was tied into a tight pony tail that hung out of the back of her baseball hat. She wore a pair of oil stained overalls and a grey tank top. Her feet were covered by a pair of black boots and on her hands were a pair of brown worker's gloves.

She sighed and picked her wrench up, "Geez, keep doing this and you'll be held together by tape when this is over." See looked the figure over and said, "Well, take the cloak off, I can't fix you properly with it on." The figure grabbed the cloak and threw it off, revealing his true form. He stood at 6'8" and had broad shoulder and a barreled chest. He wore a grey shirt with a dark blue sleeveless vest over it. On his legs was a pair of jean shorts. His upper arms resembled regular tanned skin but his lower limbs were unique. His lower arms were robotic and were made of black metal with silver and blue trim. On the back of the arms were three pairs of round vents and a dull glowing bar between them. The hands were large and were made of the same black and silver metal as the arms. His lower legs resembled boots, but were rounder and were made of black metal and had a blue metallic protrusion that went over his knee. He had black hair that was styled with four upwards pointing spikes in the front. Over his eyes was a pair of black shades. On his back was a rectangular plate of black metal that had six tubes connecting it to his back. And on the center of the plate was a circular glass panel that glowed dull purple.

The Demoness examined the revealed cyborg's body. "Well, it looks like your self-repair systems have healed any visible damage. But you're still running low on power." At this Romeo decided to speak up. "Hey, we like to know who you are and what the hell is going on?!" The cyborg and demoness looked towards the rebel. "Fine," the mechanic said. "I'm Wendy, a mechanic, and this is the Experimental Judgment Unit Omega" the cyborg waved at the mention of his name. John frown at the name and said, "Yeah, that's kinda long so, how about we call him Judge?" "That is acceptable" Judge replied. "So," Romeo began as he turned his head to Espera, "know anyone that's smart enough to make a cyborg." "Not really" Espera replied. Wendy looked at Romeo and stated, "My mentor was the one that made Judge, Delt the Wise."

"I'm guessing by the word 'was' that he is dead" John said. Judge and Wendy nodded. "He was killed by Skulljaw, one of the Overlord's Zodiac and the one who has taken over the city" Wendy said, checking Judge's inner mechanics. She shook her head and smacked her hands together repeatedly to loosen the grime from her gloves. "Still not recharging properly, whatever power source Delt had you run on, it's not anything I'm familiar with."

'You don't think' Romeo asked the other occupant of his body. 'If Delt is as smart as they say he is, then he might just have built that cyborg around a chaos fragment. The only thing to do now is to test that theory.' Typhon replied. Romeo walked forward, his hands glowing purple from the chaos energy being produced. He passed Wendy and laid his hands on Judge's back. Judge stiffened as the energy flowed into him. The dull glowing parts of his body became a lit with bright amethyst light. As the light settled to a healthy glow, Judge stood up and turned. "All systems are optimal. Energy reserves are at 3000%. Nexus Pin synch rate at 99.99%. Judgment Unit Omega combat ready." Judge said flexing his arm and clenching his hand.

"What the hell?" Wendy asked as she turned to Romeo. Romeo looked at her and replied, "Looks like Delt was smarter than you thought." Romeo then stared at Judge as he began testing his systems. The young hybrid smiled and asked, "You ready to take back your town?"

In the center of the city a large throne stood. The seat was made of gold and the moving platform it was on was rounded like a turtle shell. Sitting on the throne was a being with a robotic body fashioned to like a skeleton but had orange joints white gloves on the hands, brown pants and boots and had a royal blue cape. The head was the only thing that looked natural, if barely. The head was a skull with black eyes that had red irises. Its lower jaw was made of gold and had an exaggerated chin/beard. The being smiled and yelled to himself "Hahahahah! I should truly thank his lordship for letting me takeover this city. If he hadn't let me I would have been able to do my experiments. Hahahahahahah!"

But his laugh was cut short as a foot kicked him off his throne. "Who's the responsible for that!" Skulljaw yelled. "Look up" a calm voice said. Turning his head upwards, Skulljaw saw Romeo with his wings fully extended, hovering in midair. "You brat, do you know who you're dealing with?!" Skulljaw roared. Romeo landed on the ground as the others came out from cover. "Yeah" Romeo began. "A guy who's about to get his ass kicked." Skulljaw growled before sweeping his arm to his side. "Alpha units!" the skeletal demon roared. With that the drones from before appeared. Before they could attack, Judge charged. "Grinders!" the cyborg declared as the armor around his wrist and ankles changed to gear like pieces with slanted teeth that then began to spin at high speed and glow red. He then swung his fist and scraped his arm across an Alpha's chest, tearing it to ribbons. He repeated this to another's head, but this time used his leg.

The gears disappeared as rectangular pods appeared on his shoulders. With a hiss they opened and revealed missiles. The missiles fired and destroyed several Alpha units. Skulljaw growled and thrusted his fist forward and the fist blasted forward, propelled by rockets and attached to the arm by a cable. Judge turned to the flying fist as his shades began to glow. With a bright flash, a beam of purple plasma shot out of the shades and destroyed the fist and cable. "Shit!" Skulljaw cursed as he leapt bad from a slash from Zero Scale. The demon general landed and stared down the assembled rebels. "You brats will pay for this, I'll…Wait, where is the short one?" With a sound of metal cutting metal, Kyo severed Skulljaw's head from his body. "Well" Kyo began with a satisfied smile. "Talk about losing your head." "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH! Ba ba bum bum!" was the sound that came from the speakers that had mysteriously replaced Judge's shoulders. "Thanks tin man" Kyo said with a shit eating grin. "The payoff was worth it" Judge said in his usual monotone voice.

"That was a horrible pun!" a familiar voice yelled. Turning, the rebels saw Skulljaw's still living head in the hands of an ape like machine. The machine had blue armor arches over its silver plated chest. The upper arms were thin and were connected to huge lower arms with large hands. Strangely enough, the feet and legs were tiny. "How in the blood soaked Hades did you survive?" John asked. Skulljaw stuck out his tongue, revealing the Havoc Crystal embedded in it. "Fuck you that's how." Espera and Sakuya both leapt to the side as something almost pounced on them. The thing turned out to be a robotic tiger that had blood red armor with black stripes. The upper legs were made of silver parts with a curved gold armor piece covering the top. Finally swooping down from the sky was a golden robotic bird. "Hehehe, Get ready brats, because the Mad Scorpio Skulljaw and his armimals are coming!" the demon general laughed.

"If we're dying, then I just want to say, THIS IS YOUR FAULT ESPERA!" Romeo yelled. Espera growled as she grabbed Romeo by the cloak, "Damn it. Would you stop blaming me already, I already said I'm sorry." Skulljaw laughed as he head launched high into the air. "Robo Synchronization!" The robot ape leapt up as its legs, lower body, upper arms, and head retracted into its body as its lower arms flew off. The mecha tiger leapt up next as it shifted into a pair of legs and waist. The legs ended with two clawed feet. The legs and waist attached to the upper body as the bird flew in next as its legs detached and transformed into a pair of upper arms, the talon acting as shoulder pads. The arms finally attached as the rest of the bird became a winged pack. Finally Skulljaw landed where the head would go as a helmet with two devil horns fitted itself on his skull. "Synchronized! Metal Giant!"

"Prepare for the end, fools!" Skulljaw said gleefully. The Metal Giant's fist swung forward and struck John across the sending him flying back into Judge who stood his ground. "Well that hurt" John coughed out. The giant didn't stop there as twin guns unfolded from his legs and opened fire. The rebel dodged and retreated from the gunfire. "Any ideas?" Kyo asked. "My analysis shows that the Metal Giant's power level is higher than ours" Judge replied. "Judge let me tell you something" Romeo stated as Typhon surged out. "POWER LEVELS ARE BULLSHIT!" was his statement as a beam of chaos energy shot out from Romeo's hand and struck Skulljaw in the chest. The mechanical goliath stumbled back as Romeo, John, and Kyo prepared their trump card.

(Fusion theme; Final fusion theme from GaoGai Gar)

"FUSION!" Romeo roared as chaos energy began to engulf them. But before they were fully covered, Judge jumped in. The energy pulsed, before growing in size as strands of raw power began to orbit around the chaos swell. And from behind a figure arose. The beast was covered in black scales except for its chest and waist which had a thick line of gold under scales with lines of tough grey skin lining it. Its arms were the same as Romeo's, as were the wings. The head was dragonic with two horns curling forward as four more jutted back. Steam flew from its nostrils as its eyes open, revealing a familiar mismatched red and blue. This was the true physical manifestation of Typhon. The great beast roared as he placed his hands on either side of the energy swell. The swell pulsed before exploding and revealing the fused warrior. His body was covered with a black body suit. On his waist was a gold belt made of small golden plates. On the buckle was a purple gem. Coming from the bottom of the buckle was a black, triangular piece of armor with gold trim. From under that came a strip of purple cloth that had red and blue symbols on it.

On his hips were segmented plates of armor that protected his thighs. His lower legs and knees were protected by a complex set of armor. The knee was covered by an oval of black metal with two gold spikes jutting up from its upper face. Under it was four pairs of curved gold trim black plates that connected to four pieces of curved armor. Under that was a piece of gold trim black armor made to fit his legs. His feet were covered with the same black armor and flowing out over it was three toe like gold claws. His chest was covered by a gold trim black breast plate. The top of it was covered by a set of armor that had gold vents in it. In the center of the breast plate was a large purple orb. On his shoulders were armor that had the shape of dragon heads with short snouts. His lower arms were covered by black and gold armor with two gold claw like protrusions that had large openings. The hand armor were multiple plates that ended in sharp claws. His head was covered by a black helmet. On the front center was a gold diamond shaped piece that hung down to the forehead, the end flat instead of pointed. The diamonds top point was swept back like a crest as a white cloth trailed from it. Two gold horns jutted out from the sides and curved sharply back. The face was covered by a black mask with two upside down v like slits in the mouth and nose region. Under the eyes were gold marking that made them stand out. The eyes were the familiar red and blue. Out of his back were four grey wings with the familiar large spikes on the joint.

"Chaos Overlord Guardian! In action!" the guardian declared absorbing Typhon into himself. Guardian stared at Skulljaw before appearing right in front of the demon general with his fist punching him backwards. The two warriors stood still for a moment, before appearing in front of each other, their fists digging into each other's jaws. "Tiger Ax!" Skulljaw roared as he swung his leg into Guardian. The fused warrior slid back, but stopped as his leg dug into the ground. He summoned his sword and charged, becoming a flash of purple light. Guardian reformed behind Skulljaw brought his right hand up, "Sword" and with a snap, multiple slashes appeared on the metal behemoth's body. "Flash" Guardian finished as a large cannon appeared on his shoulder. He turned as purple light gathered around the cannon's muzzle. "Nexus Cannon!" Guardian yelled as a purple light flashed before the muzzle. "Fire!" From the muzzle, a large torrent of chaos energy burst forth as swallowed the metal giant.

When the smoke cleared, a piled of scrap remained, but Skulljaw's head was nowhere to be found. But then a laugh was heard. "Hehehe, Hahahahahahah! I'll fight you again brats, enjoy your victory while you can!" Skulljaw laughed from his spot in a robotic bird's claw. The bird flew off, and Skulljaw with it. The rebels stared at the retreating form with surprise and hate.

~Later~

It was night time in the desert as Romeo looked at the stars from his spot on rock formation. Behind him, his rebel group had set up camp. After the incident earlier in the city, his army had increased and gained new allies. "Looking at the stars?" a familiar female voice asked. Turning his head, Romeo saw Espera standing next to him. "Just thinking" Romeo said with a calm voice. "About what?" Espera asked, leaning down next to his head. Romeo blushed at her closeness and turned his head. "It's not that special. Just about what we're gonna do next" he replied. "Whatever you decide, I'll follow you' Espera said without thinking. Romeo perked up at this, " 'I'll'?" Romeo asked with a raised eyebrow. Espera blushed and began to babble. "I mean, we'll, it's just, oh fuck it!" Espera finally yelled as she planted her lips on Romeo's. From a distance, John, Kyo, Judge, Sakuya, and Wendy watched with amusement. "About damn time!" Kyo said with a smirk. "My sensors indicate that their arousal and attraction levels are rising" Judge with in his usual monotone voice. "Now, shall we plan their wedding?" John said whimsically. They all laughed at that until the felt two sources of murderous intent. "Our current chances of survival according to my calculations is 12.04%" Judge said with a tiny amount of fear. "In order words, you're boned!" Romeo shouted as he drew his sword.

End Chapter 4.

Next Time!

Etna: Hello my faithful subjects!

Everyone but Judge and Wendy: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Etna: Lovely Amazon Queen Etna here ready for her next adventure!

Wendy: Who's the washboard?

John: The less you know the better.

Etna: In the next Chapter, I the beauty goddess that I am shall defeat some vile rouges and their flat hags in combat.

Judge: My sensors indicate that she is delusional.

Etna: Next time of Battle Goddess Etna. Amazon Queen Etna's ascension!

Wendy: This is new levels of stupid.

Outro: Tsuioku Merry-Go-Round by onelifecrew

(Romeo looks up at a sky full of stars as a fire slowing goes out)

Merry go round mawaru yume no sekai ni

Nokosarcta kimi no yokogao olkakoto wo mukaoru

(Blurry images of a two young man and a young woman flash before him before settling on a blurry image of a dragon like giant. Romeo closes his eyes as the area around him fades to black. He then falls towards a faint light below. All the while streams of falling stars move around him.)

"mou nido to kao ranto mitokunai wa" tto isutto

Hoho ni wa namida oa tsutatteita

Kimi wa mujun no granami ni nomaresou ni naru tabi ni

Namida wo keraetetan darou

(Romeo then gets up and sees a blank early morning sky. He then gets to his feet and sees the fire is now out. He smiles sadly as he looks to the tree near him as it loses it last leaf. Romeo then starts walking towards the rising sun. He sees faint outlines on the horizon. He quickens his pace)

"Tsuyoi hito ne" tte minna ga kimi no kato wo kaikaburu kara

Itsu no ma rika hontou no sugata wo muishinatte shimattetan da

(The outlines turn out to be rocks and Romeo stops, now feeling alone. Until he hears something and turns to see Espera and Hero Prinny waving at him. Romeo is surprise but then smiles as he runs towards them, a tear falling from his eye.)

Sugu soba ni atta hazu no taiyou ga kuzurete hikari tozashita

I tsuka no hontou mo uso no kakikeshite

Merry go round mawaru yume no sekai de

Hiniku ni mo kimi no yokogao olkakete asa wo mukaeru

(Romeo meets with his companions and smiles as Espera looks towards him with a blush and a happy light in her eyes)

RedDragon: Well that took longer than expected.

AssassinK: Good, because we need to start up LAVM again.

Sage Wolf: Finally off the shelf, eh?

RedDragon: Oh boy…