I'm still fucked up… but I'm doing better. Had to go and get I.V. fluids but I'm cool. Hopefully I won't die anytime soon.

AN: I realize after reading the reviews that Sona was a little low on the power scale. But I know that she was not equal in terms of strength with Rias. Rias was considered a prodigy if you remember and Sona was equal because of her superior mind. Sona was strong in her own right but she wasn't equal in strength. Also I only plan to add one or two Naruto villains, no akatsuki, but that's only to cover some holes I've created and because some people don't like stories that strictly follow cannon. It won't be like Metempsychosis but will have a little twist, just not until after Naruto beats the shit out of Riser. Koneko is still a rook, if I accidently called her a knight I apologise. I still haven't tried writing a full fight scene seeing as how I've stopped fairly early in every fight scene I've tried so far, so when i do write one I hope you will like it. I will try harder not to make so many grammatical errors, but since I don't have a beta it won't be perfect.

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Chapter Two

(Rias is with Naruto, Issei doesn't know yet.)

Issei was having a glorious dream. He was surrounded by his friends and family. He was in a tuxedo and was standing next to a chapel. In front of him there was Rias Gremory. She was in wedding dress that barely hid her breast from him. While standing there he could do nothing more than imagine the wedding night. He let a perverted expression marred his face. Suddenly the dream was cut off and everyone around him disappeared and standing next to him was giant dragon.

-Line Break-

"So let me get this straight… Issei had a dream about you-" A nod was the response. "-That was interrupted by the dragon in his sacred gear." Another nod was given. "I don't know whether to feel bad for Issei that his dream was interrupted or thankful of the dragon for stopping it… who knows what the dream was about." The speaker Naruto was smacked in the back of the head by a red faced Rias. "That's strange though." Rias looked at him expectantly, which he caught. "I had a weird dream last night too ."

"Oh what was it about?" Rias looked up curiously as this seemed to be an interesting tale.

"So when I was born this giant fox came out of nowhere and killed my parents, and weirdest thing I had a different mother. Instead of kaa-tan it was that member of tou-san's harem Kushina-chan." Rias nodded slowly… this was not what she was expecting. "So it skipped like thirteen years and it showed this girl. She was stalking me. Then it skipped again. This time me and that stalker chick were married, it was strange, and kind of fucked up." He was then chastised by Rias for cursing. "Yeah yeah. Now back to the dream. We had kids, and this is where it became a nightmare. My first born was a spoiled brat who stepping out of line. This, this boy-" He spoke in an exasperated tone. "-he told my dream self he was lucky his parents died. Then my dream self did nothing about it. He just let his son disrespect him and the memory of his parents. That's time out and punishment at the least. I called tou-san a perverted freak when I learned some of the things in that diary and kaa-tan spank me with magic." He was waving his hands in the air to get his irritation and annoyance through to her.

Rias could only look on amused as Naruto was trying to explain his frustration in the dream. He was mad that he married his stalker and his son knew no discipline. It was so cute how he looked like he was ready to explode. But she was getting tired of his antics. "Naruto-kun!" He stopped mid rant and looked at her. "While that's an interesting story. Shouldn't you focus on introducing yourself to my newer pieces. I could really use your help with training." She really did want his help, if anyone could motivate Issei into training it was Naruto. His words would motivate anyone and he mastered the teaching method of practical learning.

"Oh… I already have it planned for today. It will be a moment Issei never forgets. Mwahahahahahaha." Rias could only sweatdrop and fear for her [Pawn] and his psyche. But before she could question him the door was opened by Issei. Before he could react a giant pie slammed into his face and a bunch of screams, crashes and the sound of gears turning all echoed throughout the old school building. She did not want to know what happened to him, after all only one person has come out of Naruto's 'greeting' and hasn't been scarred.

Suddenly a sneeze sounded through the room. Akeno came out of the back of the ORC with tea. "Was someone thinking about me?" When she received no answer she just continued to place the tea down for Rias and Naruto. If you looked closely you would see a euphoric look on her face. 'Naruto's greetings just… tickle me.' She put a hand to her face and a blush spread out allowing Rias and Naruto to understand what she was thinking. Rias responded with a sweatdrop and Naruto a smirk.

Kiba and Koneko emerged through the door with a battered Issei and a worried looking Asia. Issei was covered in fake scales and had a fake dragon tail and wings sticking out of his back. On his forehead was a stamp that read 'property of Rias Gremory'. And on his chest in blood red paint was the stylized words 'Naruto Sitri wuz here'. He had his eyes wide open and they were searching around the room as if he was still getting attacked. In the end Rias had to cast a spell on him that put him to sleep.

"Naruto why did you have to scare my [Pawn]... Now I have to seal this part of his memories." She whined as he gained an amused look at the scene. Koneko dropped Issei rather roughly leaving Kiba to sit him gently on the ground, leaning against the wall. Rias began to seal the memories while Koneko and Kiba took their seats on the couch. Kiba next to Naruto and Koneko across from the two. Rias went to her sit behind her desk with Akeno standing behind her as they stayed in silence waiting for Issei to wake up. Naruto completing homework, Kiba fiddling with his swords, Koneko her sweets, and Asia looking at Issei with worry evident in her eyes.

When Issei started shuffling Naruto snapped his fingers and all evidence of the greeting disappeared. Issei opened his eyes and looked around. First he noticed a worried Asia and flashed her a smile which seemed to calm her. He looked and noticed Koneko ignoring him, Kiba looked at him and smiled before going back to his sword. Akeno was blushing and biting on her finger. Rias looked annoyed and was glaring in front of her. When he looked in the same direction and saw the black haired enemy of all males at Kuoh Academy, Naruto Shitori. Issei was plain confused this was a club for devils, so what was he doing here.

"Naruto-senpai!... what are you doing here?" Naruto suddenly gained an amused look in his eye and seemed to be thinking on something. After a couple seconds he changes his posture, changed and he crossed his legs, one over the other, and folded his hands over his lap intertwining his fingers. His left eye seemed to shimmer before a monocle appeared, with a grey beard appearing on his upper lip and his hair on top of his head shimmering before turning grey.

"You see young Issei I'm Rias-chan's father in disguise… zzzzzz." His sentence was cut of by his head falling back and him starting to snore. Rias gained a tick mark at the other pure-blooded devil in the room. She sent out a pulse of power that shook the room and made the 'sleeping' devil jolt awake. "Huh; what?" He looked around spinning his head rapidly. When he focused on a non-believing Issei he huffed and got rid of the costume.

Rias then cut into hurry up their introductions. "Issei this is Naruto Sitri, a pure blooded devil, just like me." A look of understanding ran across his face, but he was still wary around his sworn enemy. Rias wore a triumphant smirk as Naruto glared at her. But Naruto's glare turned into a smirk and Rias felt a headache coming.

"I'm also the fiance of Rias Gremory and Akeno Himejima." His declaration shocked Issei to the core. Rias saw this coming, as did Akeno, but both were still left blushing. But to Issei this took one of his major dreams away from him, he couldn't touch those heavenly mounds. Now Naruto had the smirk on his face, and it was Rias' turn to glare. Now she had to comfort her perverted servant.

"Buchou is it true… say it's not true? Now I can't touch those oppai." Issei asked while crying comically. Everyone could only sweatdrop at the perverted boy's one track mind.

"Issei, as of right now he isn't my fiance." Rias stated calmly but also looking at Naruto through the corners of her eyes, who smirk at the unspoken part 'Riser first'. She looked at a smiling Issei.

Issei then started glaring at Naruto. "Senpai… I'll just have to touch her oppai before you can." Naruto sweatdropped and Rias smirk at the fires burning in Issei's eyes. Naruto was already giving him determination even if he didn't know it. The 'glaring contest' came to an end by Rias making her presence known.

"Ahm… Now that you two are being civil. We have more pressing matters to deal with." With that Naruto was officially made an important part of Issei and Asia's lives, even if they didn't know it yet.

Timeskip

Night time. Naruto's room.

A flash of red entered Naruto's field of vision and he smirked. Rias emerged out from the circle in her nightgown also dawning a smirk. He watched as she climbed under the bed with the everpresent smirk on her face. After they both were under the covers they waited. But they didn't have to wait long, as another magic circle lit up where Rias was. Not wasting another moment Naruto quickly positioned himself overtop of Rias. When the light died down Grayfia quickly stepped out of the magical circle and had a shocked expression on her face.

"N-Naruto-sama Rias-sama… what are you doing?!" The two teens looked at her in mock fright, and shock. But that stopped when they both stopped being able to contain their laughter. The two were laughing even harder at seeing the confused face of Grayfia. Naruto threw the cover off of them allowing Grayfia to see their fully clothed bodies. She let a sigh go and gave the two a brief glare. "Naruto-sama, Rias-sama, it is not nice to prank people." With each word the temperature of the room got colder and the two started to sweat despite the chil. They gulped and nodded leaving a stoic Grayfia with an amused glint in her eye.

Naruto watched as Rias left with Grayfia staying a little longer ten leaving. He turned to sleep, getting the message from the actions of Grayfia. 'Tomorrow is going to be interesting… I wonder how Issei will react to the fried chicken?' "MWAHAHAHAHA"

"NARUTO; GO TO BED" The screams of Bova echoed through the house.

Naruto rolled over with a smile on his face. He loved his life.

-Line Break-

Naruto was currently watching Issei and Kiba arrive to the old school building after school. He had arrived earlier, skipping his last class, because of his excitement. He was planning on sitting in on the meeting as well and as a high class devil it was imperative he had his [Queen] with him. Riser didn't know about Valerie. As a matter of fact no one outside of the Sitris, Gremorys, and satans knew about her. They didn't want the fact that a young devil had a servant with a longinus, let alone one of the three holy relics, to be released to the public. Not only would it make Valerie a target but it would also anger the church. But in case of a leak Naruto had proceeded to get Valerie to learn Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu as a way to protect herself. While he himself prefered a more Asian style martial art like Karate he figured Jiu-jitsu would be better since it was better for ground fighting, since the only time he expected Valerie to fight was if she was either chased, or someone got passed her magic.

Valerie was currently in the clubroom with Akeno and Rias preparing for the meeting. She was in a skirt that stopped mid thigh, with a cloak that started from her waist and ended below her knees, with a top piece that covered only her shoulders. On her arms and legs were sleeves, that donned the Sitri family crest, and she had on combat boots(Asuna's Knights of the blood oath uniform, with the Sitri crest instead of the cross). He got the idea from his favorite anime, Sword Art Online, he removed the cross and added his family crest. He liked the way it showed her figure that seemed to have the beauty of both human and vampire, and she thought it looked good too.

He got up when he noticed the last of Rias' peerage, sans Gasper, was in the room. He arrived just in time to see an annoyed Grayfia holding a fan over a groaning Issei. Not taking long to realize what had happened he quickly got in Issei's face. The girls were surprised by this actions. Had Naruto grown that protective of Grayfia?

"Hey… the only people allowed to oggle Gray-chan is me and Nii-sama." The girls sweatdropped and Grayfia eyebrow twitched. Naruto yelped when he felt the fan make contact with the back of his skull. He sent a questioning look towards Grayfia. "What was that for Gray-chan?" He was hit again.

"Must I remind you Naruto-sama to act as a high-class devil, and that I'm a married woman." Rias could only sigh. Every Time they met it was like this. She reprimanded him for calling her 'Gray-chan' and hitting on her. But he made it his personal mission to replace Sirzechs. "You should behave, before I ask Sona-sama to give you extra lessons in etiquette." He quickly shot up and ran behind Rias, pointing at Grayfia.

"You wouldn't dare." His words were spoken with true fear lacing them, as if he was given a fate worse than death, which for him it was. Make it known Naruto never has and never will like school. There back and forth could not continue as Rias started pinching on Naruto's cheek making him wince in pain.

"Now Naruto if you are done with your, banter, we can get down to the problem at hand." Rias spoke with a stern voice that sent shivers up Naruto's spine. Naruto sat straight up and still like a doll surprising Issei that his buchou could control another devil… just goes to show how awesome she was.

"Buchou, did you say problem?" Issei responded leading to Rias going silent, as if trying to find the right words. Grayfia stepped up and looked at Rias'.

"Ojou-sama would you like me to explain the situation?"

Rias looked at her and shook her head, not even contemplating the offer of the silver haired maid. She gathered her thoughts and opened her mouth to speak but was cut off by the light of a magical circle.

Issei and Asia looked plain confused while the others tensed slightly. Naruto, and Rias looked annoyed while Grayfia still had on the poker face. Valerie and Akeno were in the kitchen and finishing the tea if the rattling coming from the kitchen were anything to go by.

When the light died down Riser Phenex stood their in all his doucheness. It was honestly depression to Naruto to see an arrogant man like him. Issei on the other hand was in a little awe.

"Fuu, it's been a while since I came to the human's world" The guy looks around the room, and then smirks after finding Buchou. "My lovely Rias. I came to see you." He sent a distasteful look towards Naruto then looked back to Rias. "Now then, Rias. Let's go and take a look at the ceremony hall. The date of the ceremony is decided so we need to check it before then." He went to grab Rias arm but Naruto was suddenly between the two of them with a smirk on his face.

"Ara ara Riser-kun. I must say I don't like guys, si you will have to take my rejection. When you go back tell Lady Phenex I say 'what's up'." Naruto spoke in a cheeky tone that seemed to piss off this Riser but he breathed in before turning away towards a giggling Rias.

"Rias come let's go." He spoke in a commanding tone that set off red flags for Issei. After an uninterested response by Riser Issei looked as though his ego had been destroyed.

"Oh yeah. Well… who are you?" Issei spoke in an angry voice.

"Rias you didn't tell them about me? That's mean."

"Hyoudou Issei-sama."

"Y-Yes."

"This person is Raiser Phoenix-sama. He's a pure-blood High-class Devil, and the third son of the House of Phoenix." Grayfia-san explains in her usual monotone voice. "And he is the husband of the next heiress of the House of Gremory. He is engaged to Ojou-sama."

Issei really did deflate. His body floated to the ground like a piece of paper picked up in the wind. 'This guy. Marrying buchou. Now I have to get past him and Naruto. How could I do that? NO, I can't think like that. I will touch those oppai.' And with that he immediately inflated with a perverted leer on his face.

As the others watched Issei get his emotions together Valerie and Akeno came out with the tea. Rias sits on the couch near the edge while Naruto sat at Rias' usual seat. Riser sat next to Rias and was constantly grabbing her shoulder. Issei was shocked that Naruto sat back and acted calm. He nearly jumped on the guy but a firm hand by Koneko kept him from jumping out. Valerie only gave tea to the servants and Naruto before taking a position behind Naruto, Riser's eyes following her until they refocused on Akeno. Everything about this guy spoke sexual harrassment, like he was gonna say something dumb like 'grab'em by the pussy'. But Naruto never glared or challenged Riser, and it was killing Issei.

Riser's eyes focused on Valerie after the tea had been served and Akeno went to the kitchen to prepare more tea 'just in case'. Valerie took the stare until it slipped low and it was the only place he was looking. She squirmed a little and Naruto noticed his [Queen]'s distress. He leveled Riser with a firm glare.

"Riser-kun. If you appreciate those eyes you will stop staring at my [Queen], Phenex or not." Riser recoiled a little at Naruto's voice and gaze. Riser returned with one of his own.

"This is your [Queen]? I wonder is she weak?" Riser spoke in a voice so haughty Naruto almost laughed at his questions. Is his [Queen] strong. She holds a damn longinus, and she can gain the abilities of those she sucks the blood from. "She must be… a strong [Queen] and weak [King] don't go together."

Naruto looks amused and Valerie a little nervous the attention was on her. Naruto added a smirk which all in the room except Riser had seen before. "Valerie are you thirsty?" Naruto played with his collar giving her a look. Riser, Asia, and Issei thought this was a harmful action but the others knew what he was doing. And he said he didn't like gloating.

Valerie started blushing at seeing his neck and unconsciously started dropping her jaw showing her fangs a little. "N-no thank you Naruto."

Naruto grabbed her arm and looked her dead in the eye. "Nonsense, no need to be shy you can have a drink whenever." He looked back at Riser and tilted his head, creeping him out. But before Riser or Issei could bring up their questions Valerie began drinking from Naruto's neck. Asia and Riser discovered her pieces right there, but Issei was a little on the slow side.

"A-a vampire." Riser spoke in shock. Almost all devils would love to get their hands on a vampire. It was especially true since vampires threw out almost all children with even an ounce of human blood. Naruto inwardly smirked.

'That will teach you not to doubt my [Queen]'. "Valerie…(sigh) drink however much you want." She told him his blood was delicious, like a sweet flavor, but he never understood it, when she started she wouldn't stop drinking for a few minutes.

"Stop it already! Raiser! I told you before! I will not marry you!" Suddenly Rias explodes on Riser. But Riser tried to explain the situation with logic but was nowhere near convincing Rias. Grayfia was still just standing by, and Naruto was tensing. Riser made no attempt to stop. And knowing Riser it was only a minute before the situation got out of hand.

"...But I won't marry you, Riser. I will marry the one I acknowledge. Even the Devils from the old noble house have the right to choose." Rias looks toward Naruto briefly. Hearing/seeing that, Riser suddenly becomes enraged. His eyes become sharper and he even makes a noise with his tongue.

"…You know, Rias. I'm also a Devil who carries the name of House of Phoenix behind me. I can't let that name get tarnished. I didn't even want to come to a small old building like this in the human world. Rather, I don't like the human world that much. The fire and wind of this world is filthy. For a Devil like me who rules fire and wind, I can't stand it!"

Fire erupts from Riser's body. The temperature rises so high that some of the lesser devils were struggling to breath.

"I will take you back to the Underworld. Even if I have to burn all of your peerage." Naruto simply rolled his eyes at the show of force. He let out a bit of his powers to make the room bearable for Asia and Issei who were struggling to breath.

"Ojou-sama, Riser-sama, please calm down. If both of you were to continue, then I won't be quiet about it. For Sirzechs-sama's honor, I won't hold back."

Rias and Riser both paled at Grayfia's voice that cut through the intense atmosphere like a knife through butter.

Riser calms the flames around his body and sighs while shaking his head. "…To be told that by the "Strongest Queen", even I would be scared… I definitely wouldn't want to fight the people from Sirzech-sama's group, which is known to be made up of monsters."

Naruto snickers before cupping his hands over his mouth. "She just pimped you." Riser almost lost his cool again while a subtle twitch could be seen on Grayfia's brow.

Naruto preceeded to skip out on the next part as he already had an idea of what it would be, a challenge between Rias and Riser for her freedom. He couldn't care less about the details, so he was waiting for this part to be over.

Grayfia confirmed the rating game. Naruto looked at Riser with a smirk. He knew what would happen. Riser was going to get all cocky on them. It really amused and disgusted Naruto at the same time. The moment Grayfia finished her bow Riser proceeded with being… Riser.

"Hey, Rias. Would the ones here be your servants?" Riser asked in a cocky voice that amused Naruto. He gestured to the couch with all the members of Rias' peerage on it.

"Yes and?"

Riser snapped his fingers bringing his peerage out. The fifteen girls stepped out of the light. As they looked around the room the first thing they noticed was the crying mess known as Issei. Naruto watched on in disgust as Riser kissed his girls and gloated to Issei. He sent a victorious smirk towards Naruto who raised an eyebrow at the action. Riser seemingly got smugger as Naruto made no move and the smirk got wider.

Issei suddenly activated his boosted gear and pointed at Riser in anger. "A womaniser like you isn't good enough to be with Buchou!"

"Huh? Weren't you looking up to the so-called womaniser?" Issei looked guilty but determined after Riser gave his response.

"S-Shut up! That's different with the thing about Buchou!" Naruto had to groan. He had the feeling he would have to set Issei up with someone else at this rate, or he would be in this strange place with Rias.

"Heroes love women. That's a saying in the human world, right? A good phrase indeed. But this is just a close relationship with my servants. Aren't you also adored by Rias?" Issei looked conflicted. He was right. Naruto was laughing at their back and forth.

"Hero my ass! You are just a bird guy! Firebird Phenex? Hahaha! That's the same as Yakitori!" Issei's provocation seemed to work as Riser's face shifted to pure fury.

"Yakitori!? Y-You Low-class Devil! Don't get ahead of yourself! That's not the way you talk to a High-class Devil! Rias, what's going on with your discipline towards your servants!?" Rias rolled her eyes and looked towards Akeno. Riser's fury starts to rise more as Issei continues his taunting.

"Maa, maa, Riser let's just calm down." Naruto tried to step in before Issei embarrassed himself but it didn't work. The taunting went back and forth. In the end he settled for a sigh.

Issei suddenly got in a battle stance. "Mira. Do it." Riser looked as his servant knocked Issei out of it with one hit of her staff. "You have an invincible sacred gear, but are weak with it…" Riser paused for a m,opment as if gathering his thoughts. "But the match would be interesting if you were to get used to it." Riser put his hand on his chin, and it seems like he thought of something. "Rias, how about we have a match in 10 days? We could do it now, but that wouldn't be interesting."

"…Are you giving me a handicap."

"Are you against it? Is it humiliating? A rating game isn't something simple that you can win with only your feelings. If you can't use your servant's power to the fullest, then you will lose immediately. So it's not weird for you to train with your servants for your first rating game. I have seen Devils who lost without using their power to the fullest countless of times, no matter how great their potential and power was." Rias doesn't complain and listened quietly to what Riser's said.

Riser directs his palm towards the ground, and a magic circle starts to glow. "—10 days. If it's you, then you should be able to improve your servants." He then looks at Issei. "Don't be a disgrace to Rias, Rias's [Pawn]. Your blow is Rias's blow." With that Riser left the room and Naruto rolled over in laughter.

'Nothing like some fried chicken to make your day.'

Naruto looks over towards the peerage of Riser that were about to teleport away. "Ravel-chan, can you come here for a moment." The girl with drills steps off the magic circle with a blush on her face.

"I-I told you not to call me '-chan', Naruto-sama." She seemed to get really mad.

"No you told me not to call you 'drill-chan', not Ravel-chan. Besides I told you not to call me -sama." Naruto looks over at Issei and Asia. "Now children-" He spoke in a chiding tone. "-don't be mean say hi to the nice Phenex." The name Phenex seemed to throw red flags for Issei, but Asia went straight over and bowed at the devil. "Issei, what are you doing? Riser is the only asshole in that peerage. The girls just happen to be loyal, and Ravel… Ravel is a; tsundere."

Ravel blushed at Naruto's classification and Issei gained a lewd expression. "W-what is it you want Naruto-sama?"

Naruto crouched in the corner with a gloomy expression. "Naruto-sama… it's almost like she actually hates me." Everyone had to sweatdrop; 'Naruto is spending too much time with Sirzechs.'

"Na-ru-to-sama?" She spoke each syllable in a hesitant voice. His emotions greatly confused everyone.

"Ravel-chan." He grabbed her by the shoulders and looked her in the eyes. "You need a boyfriend… how about Issei. He's single, has almost no appeal, and he wants a harem. Think about it, you and Asia over there 'harem sisters'... Actually, that would be a good t.v. show." Naruto grabbed Valerie and started a magic circle. "Come on Valerie, we're going to see Kaa-tan." And with that he teleported away leaving two red-faced [Bishop]s, a red-faced [Pawn], a giggling [Queen] and [King, and a silent [Rook].

End

AN:

I hope the chapter is to your liking. Next week, training, and maybe the end of the Riser arc. About Valerie's clothing… I think the knights of the blood oath had some bad ass uniforms. My illness is not as strong as last week, so I no longer feel as though I'm going to die. I reached 500 followers this week… yaaaay. I never expected anyone to like this story, especially since it was my first. If anything I thought people would hate it, especially since I can't really write a decent prologue. That was kinda a jumbled mess if you ask me. I actually did this as a bet with my brother, but along the way I started to have fun with it and I'm actually looking forward to the end of this story. Who knows, maybe I'll get to 1k before the Kyoto arc.