Invisible Understanding

Part IV: Kise Ryota (Idea)

Chapter Pairing: Friendly Kise x Kuroko centric

Characters: Kise Ryota, Kuroko Tetsuya, the rest of GoM members

Notes: This chapter still takes place when they are in Teiko. Slight OOC-ness can be found in this chapter. Also, this chappy is rated T for slight use of bad words.

Girlfriend? An idea popped into Kise's mind, and just hoped the idea wouldn't bite him in his ass later.


Sometimes Kise Ryota had his days where he hated being a model despite it's his job and his love like how he loved family, God of course, and basketball. But because of his hate model days he knew sometime it would bite his ass later on.

But out of 365 damn days in this one fucking year, the fate had chosen to trigger his hate model day today, right here, right now, a day before their match against one of the middle school team basketball powerhouse. Even though Akashicchi told them that the victory is already ensured and sealed, the coach sternly ordered them to practice before the game in order to loosen up.

Unlike any other popular models, Kise is somewhat like lazy when it comes to disguising. He didn't bother to disguise or everything, he just lower his head whenever people passed by and avoided the crowd too much in going to school. He also don't drive because his condo unit is just three buildings away from the school, so he didn't bother at all. Kise also asked a bit of advice from Kurokocchi on how to become invisible, from which the latter said 'I am already invisible, I just mix in the crowd'. Despite how awesome Kurokocchi is Kise felt like headlocking him and snap his neck for giving him such a cryptic but useless and nonsense answer. The phantom guy said it seriously too for humankind's sake!

And because of Kise's laziness in disguising he sighed unconsciously, catching three ladies' attention.

"Hey, isn't that Kise?" Asked the first girl.

The third girl asked back. "The popular model?"

Suddenly the second girl squealed in delight. "KISE-KUN!"

Less than a minute later a huge crowd of ladies holding notebooks, bracelets, CDs or whatever they could hold off to be autographed by Kise Ryota, who used all of his strength to hide his pissed off expression.

Meanwhile, in the Teiko Middle School Basketball Gym, Akashi Seijuro (the two-red-eyed one) was tapping his foot on the clean tired floor with a small unnoticeable frown on his face while watching the rest of the Generation of Miracles members practice with Kuroko. Kise was already three minutes late, which is unusual for a basketball loving player like him. Because of this Akashi clucked his tongue, catching Midorima, Murasakibara, Aomine and Kuroko's attention. They are the only players who practiced at that time, the lower-stringers having their rest day.

"Kuroko." Akashi called out. "Kise is three minutes late, I want you to call him."

Kuroko nodded and said 'yes' before running off the bench and rummaged his bag to look for his phone, while Akashi ordered the other three players to go to him and talk about strategies. When Kuroko found his phone, he quickly searched Kise's name in his phonebook and called it. The four members of Generation of Miracles approached Kuroko and requested to activate the speakerphone, in which the latter wordlessly complied.

Outside the school, the noisy squealing and cheering of the girls for Kise had stopped when they suddenly heard a loud ringing tone and looked around demanding to silence it. Familiarizing the ringing tone Kise smiled sheepishly, took out his phone from his slacks' right pocket and answered the incoming call after seeing the caller's I.D. "Hello?"

Kuroko sighed in relief after Kise picked up. He was about to dial him again when his voice sounded to his phone's speaker. "Hello, Kise-kun? This is Kuroko. Akashi-kun wanted you to be here right now, why are you late anyway? I'm worried."

Kise stared at the crowd of girls in front of him with curious and intriguing eyes, as if asking silently if the caller was his girlfriend-

Girlfriend? An idea popped into Kise's mind, and just hoped the idea wouldn't bite him in his ass later. He smiled sheepishly and scratched the back of his head that made girls fall in their knees and lovingly stared at him, in which their expression had vanished after hearing his next words.

"O-oh, sweetheart, you missed me?" Kise said with a fake but convincing loving tone.

The expressions from the other line was rather priceless and hilarious. Midorima's eyeglasses cracked, Murasakibara choked from his food, Aomine stopped his incoming laugh but clutched his stomach, Kuroko looked genuinely confused, Akashi's frown deepen a bit, but it was still unnoticeable.

"I'm sorry for not calling you earlier, I'm busy. By the way, how about lunch?" Kise continued.

Kuroko finally found his voice and put on his best girly voice. "Fine, later at lunch break. Don't be late Kise-kun, captain is already pissed."

Hearing Kuroko's girly voice made Kise laugh, although the amused laughter only lasted for a short time. "Of course! I'll be there I promise, so wait for me huh? Bye my sweetheart! I love you!"

Akashi, already had enough in this pretending and was about to burst, said in a fake authorative voice. "I love you your face! Be here in 2 minutes sharp or I'll kill you."

"YesIreallyreallyloveyoubyemwah!" Kise said gibberishly after hearing Akashi's sharp voice and ended the call in one swift motion. Turning to the speechless crowd he said. "My girlfriend called me and said she wanted to see me right now, so I really need to go." He told them before finding a way and ran, leaving them behind.

"No way!"

"A girlfriend?!"

"Lucky bitch."

"That's not true Kise-kun!"

"Kise don't leave me alone!"

Kise smiled at himself as he entered the familiar school grounds of Teiko Middle School. Despite all he had done a lot of request on Kuroko, the latter understood him and never asked something in return. Kise thought, as he entered the gymnasium and patiently waited for Akashi to finish his five-minute lecture, that Kuroko isn't just an awesome man with calm demeanor and his teacher who had weak physical strength. Kuroko Tetsuya is also his angel, his savior that is ready to help him in time of need with asking anything in return.

And Kise promised that anytime he would pay Kuroko back for everything he did in every single way he can, whether Kurokocchi likes it or not.