Disclaimer: Most fangirls are asking for the rights to X-Men Evolution for Christmas. I want something more practical. A clone of Remy LeBeau

Author's Notes: Lady Firewing: This chapter is longer. I'm glad you're not that mad I would be sad if you were. Cody isn't as sweet if he's clueless. And Yes, yes I do.

Anonymous: Yes go stalkers and Rogue gets to maim her. Geez! LOL! I already answered the other part in my other story so yeah.

Indigo-Night-Wisp: Yes A for effort and F for failure and A+++ for learning from your mistakes. And that is exactly why it's funny and why it works.

Okay I'm sorry this is so late but all of you enjoyed my one shot so hopefully I'm forgiven. Now here is the chapter you've all been waiting for. The chapter where *get's interrupted by the sounds of guns shots, explosions, and the sound of cursing in French, English, and what is possibly German. Clears throat and tries to talk over the noise* As I was saying this is the chapter where *Knife comes flying out of no where. Wolf skater ducks just in time.* You know what just read the chapter I have to deal with something. Seriously those four *walks into other room shaking head.*


Rogue was getting ready for her date with Remy, in her and Kitty's shared room, when she turned around to glare at her best friend.

Kitty looked at her innocently, not giving anything away or looking scared at all.

"Don't follow us this tihme! Got it Pryde?" Rogue said her voice dangerously low.

"Fine Kitty said rolling her eyes "I got plans to night any ways."

With that she got up and went to her closet to go pick out an outfit for whatever she was doing.

"But I can't promise Wanda won't be watching you guys" Kitty said coming out of the closet.

Rogue groaned and scowled as she said "Ah'm gonna hafta talk ta her now too."

Kitty laughed at her friend. "I'm going to want details though. Seriously, you and Remy coming back and the first thing you do is get back together. This is big and if I can't stalk you I need you to tell me" she practically begged.

"Fihne but don't expect much were only going out to eat" Rogue said turning back to what she was doing.

Kitty just rolled her eyes and went to get dressed in the bathroom.


Remy went and knocked on Rogue's door.

"Yes" she called from inside.

"Yo' ready to go Cherie?" Remy asked.

"Yup" she said opening her door and stepping out.

Remy smiled at her and held out his arm "Shall we?"

She took it with a grin of her own "sure sugah."

They walked down to the stairs to the garage. On their way they past Logan who growled at Remy then stalked away.

When they got down to the garage Remy handed Rogue his extra helmet and they got on his motorcycle.

Rogue wrapped her arms around him as he sped off on the highway.

"So are we goin' ta the usual place sugah?" Rogue asked as he passed several familiar streets.

"Oui. Cherie, afterwards do you want to go fo' a walk?" he asked as they pulled up to the usual café.

"Sounds great" she said as they got off the motor cycles and went inside.


Cody got out of his car and was about to make his way to the Xavier Institute when he saw a motorcycle come roaring out of it.

As he examined the couple on the motorcycle, he gasped in shock.

The boy was wearing a trench coat witch was a weird thing in and of itself. The girl was wearing gloves when it was certainly not necessary, given the warm weather, and white streaks poked out of the helmet.

He knew it could only be Rogue and he felt disbelief that she had went back to him after such sort time.

Cody quickly went back to his car and followed them.

He was surprised to see them stop in front of a quant looking café that had both outdoor and indoor tables.

A waitress that they apparently knew came over to them said something then left as they seated themselves at a table they sat at frequently.

He got out and went in hoping to get seated.

Luck was on his side apparently because the hostess seated at a place where he could see them but they had trouble seeing him.

By the looks that people seated at nearby tables gave him, he guessed that people used this table for spying often.

When the waitress came to take his order he got a hamburger. That being the only thing that actually looked good to him.

Not that he ate it anyways. He was too busy watching Rogue and her old/new boyfriend Remy laugh and talk.

Grr why did she have to be so difficult and leave him. It's not like he did anything wrong.

"I can't believe 'im dat jerk just waltzed back to 'er" he heard someone, a girl, growl behind him.

He turned to see a beautiful girl with blond hair and blue eyes glaring at the same couple he had been watching two seconds ago.

"Um can Ah help ya?" he asked her.

She turned to look at him. "What?" she asked confused.

"Ya know them" Cody stated gesturing to the couple.

"Yeesss" she answered suspiciously "I used to um date 'im" she gestured to Remy.

"Are you Bella Donna?" he asked bluntly.

"Um yes 'ow did yo' know dat?" she asked confused again.

"Ah'm Cody Robbins and Ah used ta date her" Cody said pointing to Rogue "She told meh that ya are an evil, conniving, assassinating, bimbo, swamp witch."

"Well I heard dat yo' are a stuck up, conceded, jerk, mutie hater, with a bad attitude" Bella Donna said sticking out her hand for him to shake.

He took it both of them had easy grins on their face despite hearing what the other had heard about them.

"Well is that so, seems yar ex doesn't have a very good opinion of me" he said jokingly as if they had knew each other for ever.

"Well yo'r ex had an even worse opinion of me" she said in mock offense.

"So what ya doin' up 'ere?" Cody asked moving to sit at her table.

"Tryin' to get 'im back" she said pointing to Remy.

"Meh too" Cody said sighing.

"Hey wanna 'elp me?" Bella Donna asked suddenly.

Now it was Cody's turn to be confused "Huh?"

"Do yo' wanna 'elp me get those two to break up?" she said slowly as if talking to a small (mentally impaired. Shut up Leigh this isn't your story) child.

"Sure" just then Rogue and Remy got up to leave and without a word Bella and Cody followed them.


Author's Notes: So now that I'm done dealing with that what did you guys think? Okay time for a little background story thingy. Remy of course had the arranged mirage with Bella. Then at some point he went to go with the x-men for some reason. Rogue was dating Cody until her powers manifested. Nuff' said. While they were at the mansion Rogue and Remy were dating and told each other about, Bella and Cody. Then Remy had to leave to go marry Bella. Rogue left to go back to Cody. Rogue told Cody all about Remy including the fact that he was a thief, and that he was supposed to marry Bella who was an assassin. Remy told Bella about Rogue. As you can see Remy really does not like Cody, and Rogue doesn't like Bella. *Glares at figures standing in door way with head down.* Any way tell me what you think and until next time. Bye bye.