Rules 6 to 10
Use of the Bathroom
Rule 6: Don't take Derek's turn in the bathroom.
- At least, if you like to take hot showers. If cold water doesn't disturb you, you can try, but we don't predict a brilliant future for you when Derek done with you.
Rule 7: Don't take Casey's place in the bathroom.
- At least, if you don't want to listen her cries for the entirety of your visit. Eventually, she can have a very unpleasant voice. If you have some problems with your tympanum, you shod may wish to reconsider the possibility, but like for Derek, it's not recommended.
Rule 8: No remark about the (always long) monopolization of the bathroom by Casey.
- She's very sensitive about it, don't push your luck.
Rule 9: Don't use Casey's shampoo.
- Derek loves annoyed Casey, it's not new. The shampoo of his stepsister is frequently the object of his mischief. If you don't want to wash your hair with paint stripper, don't take the risk.
Rule 10: Don't question the relevance of shavers for Derek and Edwin.
- The Venturi's boys aren't very hairy; it's a delicate subject for them. Their manhood is directly affected by this.
Thanks to my betareader, Dom-Jam.