"I'm just so sick of this," said the Robot.
"Oh no, I'm nervous now!" shivered Naruto.
"What?!" said the Robot. "All I did was speak."
"Is this the end?!" screamed Sakura.
-Naruto dramatically fell to the ground-
Sakura screamed, "Naaaaruuuuuutoooo!!!!!!!"
("I'm so close to initiating my self-destruct sequence right now,") thought the robot.
-Rock Lee came in right before the robot landed its finishing blow-
"I NEVER STARTED THE BLOW!" screamed the Robot.
"I'll take things from here," smiled Rock Lee.
"Hurray!" said Sakura. "You can always count on the lower characters to come in and fight the lower villains. Now, Naruto, to the hideout!"
Naruto and Sakura left to walk slowly towards the hideout while Rock Lee fought the robot.
"It's all come down to this," said Sakura.
"Finally," said Naruto, as they slowly were reaching the entrance of the hideout.
-5 minutes later-
"All that we've been through has come down to this," Naruto said with another step.
"Our struggles have led us to this moment!" said Sakura with another step.
Rock Lee groaned, "Can you guys walk a little faster? You are still in my fighting area."
"Yeah," said the Robot. "I've had to recharge my battery 4 times, because being with you people is so time consuming."
-10 minutes later-
"The crevice of our destiny is here," said Naruto with another step.
"The postulation of the..."
"OKAY!" said Mean Ninja. "It's so hard to read my book when you guys repeatedly inch forward with your never ending monologues."
"It's come to this," said Naruto. "The battle with Mean Ninja."
"Oh yeah," said Mean Ninja. "Bring it..."
"But first," interrupted Naruto, "we should at least incorporate a wider range of flashbacks up to this moment from when the series first began."
-25 minutes of flashbacks later-
Dramatic closeups of everyone.
End.