Rosalie's Baby

The Story of Hope and the impossible becoming the Extraordinary

"Here you go Rose." I said handing her the small cup of blood, basically, it was about 2 months into the pregnancy, and she was in the same place I was with Nessa. Only about 2 months to go. We still didn't know whether it was a boy or a girl, because the sac surrounding the baby was hard as a rock.

"Thanks Bella." Rosalie took a huge gulp.

"So, have you thought of any names?" Alice asked, fluffing Rose's pillow.

"Yes. If it's a Girl, Violet. If it's a boy, Jack. Do you like those names? They are somewhat old fashioned, but still, I think they are great names for a baby." She answered.

"I like it." I replied.

"Same." Alice agreed.

There was a knock at the door.

"Oh, I'll get it!" Alice called jumping up from her seat next to Rose on the couch and dancing to the door. When she opened it, her face brightened and she flung herself at whoever it was standing at the door. Poor soul.

"Alice! Please try not to molest all of our visitors!" I said grabbing the knob to pull it wider. "Jake!" There he was, my Jake, taller than ever actually, standing in the middle of the doorway. Well, middle-top sort of…

"Hey Bells!" Jake grabbed me into a monstrous bear hug. "How's it going?"

"Good. Jake, where've you been?" I asked.

"Oh, there's a new pack of coyotes roaming the mountains. Have absolutely no freakin idea how that happened. That aside, I have been super busy. This Alpha thing is much harder than it looks." He smiled a toothy grin.

"Well it's good that you're here! I'll go get Nessa." I led him inside, then called Edward down. He emerged from the top of the staircase, Renesmee in tow.

"Jacob. When did you get in?" Edward winced.

"Edward." I warned grabbing Renesmee and handing her to Jacob, who immediately touched her tiny hand to his cheek.

"Well… at least Nessie is happy with him here." He mumbled.

"Nessa!" I said irritated. My child is not the loch ness monster!

"Whoa, Blondie sick or something?" Jake asked walking into the living room and seeing Rose with a blanket pulled over her.

"Jacob!" Rose smiled. I think that was the first time she hadn't referred to him as 'dog'.

Jake was taken aback. "Whoa. Definitely. Somebody get the doctor dude over here?"

"Jake! So happy to see you stopped by!" Rose shifted in her corner seat on the couch, leaning on the armrest. "I love what you've done with your hair! Oh, I just love it when you let it grow out like that!"

"Okay seriously, Bells, she just gave me a compliment! I think we're losing her!" I smacked his arm.

"Did you hear the good news? I'm going to be a mommy!" Rose continued.

"Bloodsu- I mean Edward, she's hallucinating! Someone get a doctor!" Jake had mock fear in his eyes.

"No silly!" Rose laughed. "I really am having a baby, and Bella made it happen!"

"Is that possible?" Jake looked at me.

"Yeah. Something about an artificial uterus." I answered.

"No. The whole chick on chick thing!" Jake smirked.

"Oh, you are a disgusting mongrel." Edward said prying Nessa from Jacob's arms and running her upstairs.

"What?" Jake said laughing. Rosalie joined him. "Whatever. He Barbie, I bet you won't be in such high spirits after a blonde joke!" Jake looked at Rose.

"Hit me." She said leaning in.

"OK, so a blonde goes to an electronic appliances store, and goes up to a salesman. 'I'd like to buy that T.V.' she says. 'Oh miss, I'm sorry, but we don't serve blondes here.' The man said. The blonde outraged goes home and dies her hair brunette. She goes back and says. 'Hi, I'm a brunette, and I would like to buy that T.V.' 'Miss, I'm sorry but I can't sell it to you, you're blonde.' So she goes home, and dies her hair red, and goes back to the store. 'Sir, I am a redhead and I would like to buy that T.V.' again the man says 'I can't you're a blonde'. So she tries one more time except this time she shaves her head. Again the man insists that he can't sell it to her because she is a blonde. 'I die my hair brunette, red, and even shave it off! How can you tell I'm a blonde!' She asks. The man answers 'Because, that's not a T.V that's a microwave.'"

Jake starts laughing on the last line, and to his surprise so does Rose.

"Oh Jacob, you are so funny! I should keep you around when I'm having a bad day." She chuckled.

"OK What is this!" Jake says jumping up from his seat.

"What's what?" Rose asks, still smiling.

"You used to hate me! You used to call me dog or pup but never my name! I didn't even know you knew my name up until now! Then suddenly you complimenting me, and laughing and joking with me as if we're old friends! What gives?!" His russet skin turned almost red.

"Well in my defense," Rose still smiling, "You were the one who suggested the joke."

"T-That's completely beyond the point! I'm leaving! Bells, tell Nessie I'll swing by later when Malibu Stacy is no longer present!"

"IT'S NESSA!!" I screamed.

"Bye Bells." Jake headed for the door.

"By the way Jakey, I live here, so I will always be here." Rose called. Jake stopped dead in his tracks.

"What did she just call me?" He asked, rage in his eyes.

"Jakey. Don't you think it's cute…Jakey?" Rose was completely sincere. I could not hear a hint of sarcasm, nor could Jasper sense any. This was painful to watch.

"Ok, listen here Regina George, if you ever call me that again, I will have to rip you in half, preggers or not! If it weren't for Nessie, I wouldn't even step 10 miles near this hell hole! God Damn it stinks in here!" Jake cried.

"IT'S NESSA! NESSA! NESSA! HER NAME IS RENESMEE AND WE CALL HER NESSA! NOT NESSIE! NESSA! MY CHILD IS NOT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER! I MEAN HOLY SHIT I'VE ONLY SAID THIS 89 TIMES! IT'S NESSA!" I shouted.

The room was silent. Edward was next to me instantly. Esme probably had NESSA.

"Is there a problem mongrel?" Edward asked. I winced. They were doing so well with their pact.

"Actually I was just leaving. Commence the happiness at the sound of me leaving." He answered. He thrusted the door open and disappeared through it.

5 seconds later Emmett thundered down the stairs. "I HEARD SHOUTING! WAS IT BORN YET!?"

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