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Team:
Death Eaters
Challenge: Snape gets a bath; Dialogue only
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"When I offered you it I didn't think I would have to perform it on it"
"Severus, Stop calling Crookshanks IT!"
"IT has no brain; therefore IT is not worthy enough to be him"
"Fine! Give it a bath Severus"
"No. I would rather tutor Neville in advance potions for eternity than give IT a rub with a toilet brush"
"Oh don't worry you won't be washing him with the toilet brush Severus, the hand mat is in the sink with the kitty bath, and make sure that you use the tooth brush on- Severus put down the rat poison!"