A/N: Maaannnn guys, you really like this story. I mean, I'm just a random person who's just trying out ideas :P but thanks for all the follows, favourites, and reviews! Yes, I spell favourite like that.
In any case, we've got Doitsu's first chapter here! Enjoy~
After the nations' really, really long lunch break (due to the Italies and Spain taking a siesta), everyone was back at the studio and ready to record more songs.
"So, Doitsu-san, it's your turn to sing," Japan said.
Germany immediately started choking on air. After he recovered, he looked at Japan, "What?"
"Here are the lyrics. You have two songs. Please step into the recording booth," Japan said calmly. They'd already lost quite a bit of time due to the lunch break and he was ready to get started. However, Germany still looked unsure.
"Ve~ Doitsu! Please sing! I want to hear it!" Italy cheered. "You're a good singer, right?"
"Ah… I don't think so… but I guess I can try it out," Germany sighed and stepped into the recording booth. As he put the headphones on, a military march-sounding intro started playing.
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf
Something like justice,
Something like faith,
Something like love,
Are things I always fight for
"Love? West, are you becoming a pansy? Kesesesesesese!" Prussia laughed.
Germany noticed that Italy was off talking to Spain, Prussia, and Romano. And not listening to his song at all. Furious, Germany yelled:
"Pay attention, Italy! What are you doing!? Listen carefully!"
"Uwahhhhhhhh! I'm sorry! Please don't kill me! I have relatives in Berlin!" Italy cried, forgetting where he was. Germany sighed. He decided to just keep singing.
Polish this room,
And don't whine about it
Protect the order,
I am made in Germany
Black and red and golden are our pride,
Our passion
Read every word through the manual,
I won't allow any exceptions
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
I want to eat some wurst (ah, and beer too!)
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
And I want to eat it with some mustard
"We just ate lunch, you damn potato bastard!" Romano shouted.
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf
Straighten your back,
Cut the air with your right hand,
And put it to your brow
I am made in Germany
Hardship, endeavoring, and loyalty is our pride
The standards of our mothers
Vacations are a waste of time
I won't allow any shortcuts
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa? But vacations are so fun! You can do whatever and not worry about work!" America complained.
"Oh, just shut up and listen, you git," England said, hitting America lightly in the arm.
"Ow! That hurt, Iggy!" America cried, apparently in pain.
"Shut up, you wanker. You know it didn't hurt. And don't call me Iggy!" And thus, America and England launched into another of their arguments. Germany just sighed.
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
And I want to eat some potatoes too
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
I want to eat it chopped up
Give me a full cry perfectly,
Advance over any obstacle,
Hail to the German blood
"Never!" America, England, and France all shouted.
"Kesesesese! How about the Prussian blood instead! We have cookies!" Prussia laughed. This resulted in a frying pan, courtesy of Hungary.
The noble green Rhine is our pride
The water's surface of our fathers
I hold a strict doctrine absolutely,
I won't allow any compromise
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
I want to eat some wurst (ah, and beer too!)
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
And I want to eat it with some mustard.
"Listen up! No matter what happens on the battlefield don't lose focus!
Don't boil pasta!
Don't bake pizza!
"Ehhhh? Then what will I eat?" Italy cried.
Hold on to your pride and endure! That's all!"
Germany was about to step out of the booth when he remembered he had another song to record. He sighed, put the headphones back on, and picked up the lyric sheet to his other song…
A/N: Next up is Einsamkeit! It's the first of the more feels-y songs. I wonder how this will play out with the nations (especially Italy?). Thanks for reading! Next chapter will be up either later today or tomorrow! Please R&R! Arigato!