Ok here you go I am very sorry It took me along time to do this xD
as I said I forgot my password but then I saw it and I remembered.
so here we go :D
and yes.I did change Sakura from the first chappie to this one.She's quiet when it comes to other people but with friends she's crazy.
She might as well be bipolar.
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto...I think we all know that by now haha
recap:"Thanks"he said as he got lemon and salt.
"Wow"Sakura said staring at him.
"Anyways what are you guys doing here?"Neji said drinking from the bottle.
"Escaping detention now are we?"said a voice that wasn't Sakura's or Sasuke's or Gaara's...
who spoke?
"oh..."Sakura began.
Chapter 4:Singing you saaayyy?
Sakura turned around and saw Temari who had a smirk.
"Why yes we are"Sakura said proudly"I'm dangerous baby"
Sasuke chocked on his milk (sorta haha) and Gaara did a double take.
"I like your style!Gaara I command you to marry her!"Temari said to her younger sibling.Gaara just stared at her and took a sip of his water.
"No"he said giving his sister a death glare.Temari frowned.
"Kankuro you marry her!"Temari said looking behind her but no one was there"...Kankuro?-"
"-IF YOU!CAN'T STAND UPONT HE WATER I WILL SEE YOU ON THE OCEAN FLOOR DUNAAAA DUNNA!!"Everyone turned to the stage and Kankuro was there doing karaoke.
"Oh wow"Temari said smiling"Gaara please kill me"
"You don't have to ask..I've been planning this since you took my cookies when I was 4"Gaara said taking out his sand.Sasuke looked at the two then at Sakura.
"Why are we here again-"
"-THAN TAKE MY HAND AND WALK WITH ME!!"Kankuro shouted into the mic as you can tell he put ALOT of passion into it.Alot of out of tune passion.
(The Lost Souls-AFI)
"We are here so we aren't bored in detention"Sakura said a little bit more calmer.Sasuke stared at her,looking at her hair how it was still amazingly tied to a bun neatly after everything,and oh,her green eyes staring at him.
"...what is it?"Sakura said to Sasuke,he shook his head as if to get out of a trance.
"I thought you had something in your hair..but it was just..the shine.."He said quietly looking at Kankuro's horrific performance.
Everything was quiet.
"YOU HEAR THAT KID!IT'S CALLED SILENCE!WE LIKE IT THAT WAY!"said someone to Kankuro.Kankuro glared at the person and took out Karasu.
"I suggest you get on your knees bitch!"
"Ok..so how do you want to die"Gaara asked Temari.She placed her finger on her lips.
"Hmmm...how much would it cost me to get it fast and not painful?"
"About 50$?or 80$ for the slow and painful,but it's now 50 percent off...the slow and painful..a must have"Gaara said out of nowhere taking out a pen and pointing at her with a psychotic smile.
"You are crazy dear sir!"Temari sid laughing"I'll take the slow and paintful!"
"So I've been told"Gaara said with a sigh and creepy smile.
Neji,Sakura,and Sasuke just stared at the two as the did business with death.Gaara wrapped his sand around Temari.
Sakura spit out her apple cider"DON'T KILL HER?!"
".and why not..."Gaara said to Sakura with an 'I'm not amused' face that he always have.
"She's your SISTER"Sasuke said with a raised eyebrow.Gaara just stared at the two.
"Oh..oh wait..am I supposed to care..yes my sister that STOLE my cookies..."Gaara said glaring at Temari.
"HEY!they were oreos and they were right on the table,I'm sorry!"Temari said looking at the sand"on second thought I don't want to die"Gaara unwrapped the sand.
"What?but our deal-"
"-No deal kind sir!"Temari said walking out the bar with Kankuro.Gaara turned to Sakura.
"That was my first costumer..and I didnt' kill her"Gaara said glaring.Sasuke looked at Gaara.
"Dont' glare at Sakura."
"Why not."
"Glare at her again and you'll be MY first costumer of dying"
Gaara stood up"is that a threat Uchiha"
"It sure is"Sasuke said standing up also.Neji was half way oh the bottle and blinked several times before looking at Gaara and Sasuke.
"Ohhhh myy jeeeuzzzzzzz...are..are..ahaha are you gonna fight GAARA..."Neji said laughing,obviously he was drunk.Sakura got Gaara's water and threw it on Neji's head.
Gaara looked at his empty cup"..and it was so hard to ask"
"...it WAS..I mean you with your crazy ass face..shiz.you think it's easy?"Sakura said drinking her cider.
Gaara and Sasuke looked at Sakura'oh yes...Sakura moments that surprise people' thought Sasuke.
Sasuke eyes then grew wide as he felt something slide up his leg.Sand.He turned over at Gaara and saw a smile.
Sakura was looking at Neji as he laughed uncontrollably.
With Kakashi
"NO!!NO FERNANDO WHY MUST YOU LEAVE HER!..oh commercials..let's look at the kids"Kakashi said getting out of his class walking to the detention room.
(Oh..wow D:)
Kakashi opened the door and saw no one"Oh my...they escaped...-sigh- off to hunt kids"He said looking at the open window.
back to the bar.
Sakura turned and saw Sasuke wrapped in sand"Gaara let go of Sasuke."she said firmly.
"I really don't follow orders from anyone,that includes you"
Sakura stood up and walked to the stage."Hi!!!I'm Sakura and I'm deticating this! to my baby!!SABAKU NO GAARA!"
Gaara went pale,more than he was,so he was practically transperant.Sasuke twitched and felt the sand loosen.
Everyone turned to look at Gaara and back at Sakura.
"...you're deticating your song to him...the crazy psycho boy?"Lydia said poiting at Gaara.Sakura smirked.
"Why yes I am.."Sakura cleared her throat as she chose her song.
"watch the staarrs turn you to nothing...now blush and smile..as they whisk you away..PART your LIPS a bit more...I'll SWALLOW your feeaaar..I will show you how all the bite marks impress a need to be here.."
Gaara twitched and blushed as Sakura emphazied on part,lips,swallow,and bite marks.Sasuke felt the sand loosend more girp.
'Smart,Sakura...distracting him to make the sand looser..that's why I love-''SAY IT!''..and you are?''I'm something called concious...now go oonnn''..forget about it'Sasuke thought mentally arguing with himself.
"Veeelllvet burns the wrist while restraining..you blushed and smiled and said you would stay-KAKASHI!"Sakura saw her math teacher come in the bar.Fortunately he hadn't seen her or heard her,Sakura quickly looked over at Sasuke and Gaara and jumped off stage.People clapped as she ran off and got Sasuke by the collar(Gaara's sand had completely came off).Gaara stood there then Sakura came back and grabbed him by the collar.
"RUN MY CHILDREEN!!!"Neji shouted before he hit his head on the counter.
Kakashi went up to Lydia"have you seen any kids here-Neji?!...did a girl break up with him..again.."
"I believe so-"Lydia got cut off by sobs.
"WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME!"Neji said"WHY BABY WHY!"
Kakashi and Lydia stared at him.
"Have you seen any kids here?a redhead,a pink hair girl,and a raven black hair boy"Kakashi asked.
Lydie looked to her left and saw the door open and close'let's have Kakashi have fun'"No I didn't..actually I did..they came but automatically left..I'm guessing they figured out it was a bar.."
"You don't lie very well"Kakashi said wiht a smile that was barely noticable thanks to the mask.
outside
"That...was so close-"Sakura looked at Sasuke as he was glaring at Gaara and Gaara looking at Sakura with a smile,but not a creepy smile...a WARM smile(..did I mention this story is OOC?)
Gaara took a step closer to Sakura and grabbed the back of her neck as their lips collided.Sasuke stood there not only in shock but he was a little sad too.
"Sabaku..."Sasuke said pulling him off of her and punched him in the face.The sand you say?where'd it go?yea well his sand was already working it's way to Sasuke's body.
Sakura was currently paralyzed.'sweet lord he is a good kisser-'"sweet lord I don't like him'"...you..you don't?'Sakura looked at Gaara'I don't think I do..PLUS HE'S GOING TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND!'
"STOP.BOTH OF YOU"Sakura said rather with a deep voice.She took Gaara's collar"don't ever kiss me again.It was nice but no thank you.Sasuke don't kill our friend"
"FRIEND?!"Sasuke and Gaara said at the same time.
"There you are"The three turned around and saw none other than Kakashi standing by the door.
"...RUUUNNNN!!"Neji shouted holding his bottle of tequila as he stood next to Kakashi.
"...it's amazing you can still walk.."Kakashi said looking at the student.
Alright there you go :
wonder what's gonna happen next ;D
and basically all the songs are from AFI..I' sorry..they are just my fave band that is al ;