BLARG I GAWTZ REVIEWZ~!
You were bored, and tired, and emotional, and everything that had to fucking deal with shitty ass pregnancy. GOD YOU FUCKING *HATED* THIS SHIT! Yet, you actually didn't even mind. Dave had been at work a lot lately so you were home alone a lot. And you also did a lot to busy yourself more than usual, mostly because you needed to for some reason that you can't actually get.
Dave had gotten home after you finished watching Juno for the tenth time today. You were so tired, you don't even think you heard him say what he said correctly. "Sorry, what?" "You should probably tell Kankri that you're pregnant." "WHAT!? Why would I do that?" "Well, you should tell him, it would be easier than to wait." "What if I don't WANT to tell him. He might yell at me calmly and then rant on and on about how I did a bullshit move and that I'm not prepared an-" Dave held you close, you decided to shut up since you were starting to cry.
"Karkat, hey, shh, its okay. He won't do that, I promise you." You nod slightly, pressing your face into his shirt and sitting softly in his lap. It was really quiet for awhile. "Karkat?" "What?" "Do you want to marry me?" "Well...yeah." "Okay. How does next month sound?" You pulled away and looked at him. "Next month?" "Yeah, that way you aren't that big, so its easier." "But Dave that...thats so close." "Karkat, it could be a quickie wedding. John's got a certificate to marry people, we can just do it casually, and boom, we're married." You go to open your mouth, but then you thought about it for a minute. "Yeah...yeah we should do that." "We're gonna get married." You got a bit excited and smiled. "Yeah, we're gonna get married." He was smiling back. This is too fucking happy.
And it was soon cut off by your phone ringing, so you left to go answer it. It was Kankri, fuck. You answered it anyways. "Hello?" "9h, hell9 Karkat, h9w are y9u?" "Im fine." You faltered in saying that you were fine. "Really then, s9 what have y9u 6een up t9?" You could see him crossing his leg while curled up on the couch while Cronus was in his own little room doing shit. "Nothing really...Kankri I'm pregnant." The words slipped out of your mouth like it wasn't anything. "Y9u...y9u're what? S9rry I d9n't think I heard y9u c9rr-" "Kankri. I'm pregnant. Human pregnant." You could see his shock and anger, but that's not at all what you get.
"Well then c9ngratulati9ns. 6ut I am curi9us 9n h9w y9u are d9ing. I w9uld like t9 see this pr9cess g9 thr9ugh." And there comes scientific findings Kankri. "Oh." "W9uld y9u mind that? I d9n't want t9 trigger y9u int9 anything 6ut I w9uld l9ve it if I c9uld learn a69ut this pr9cess." "Oh, of course. It's fine with me." "Alright, well just s9 I am n9t in y9ur space all the time just call me up every 9nce in awhile and just update me 9n things." "I will." You heard Cronus' voice on the other line. "S9rry Karkat but I g9t t9 d9 some things. G99d6ye." He hung up before you could say bye back, but you didn't care.
You felt two arms wrap around you from behind and you looked up to see Dave. "I talked to John, we can get married soon." You smiled and kissed him. "That's great. I just told Kankri that I'm pregnant and now I'm a little research dummy." "Well then." "I just have to call him and update him on the pregnancy, it's nothing unusual." "Alright then." He pulled away from you and stood in front of you, kissing you softly. "I'm going to take a shower, you should get to bed its getting late." You blushed softly, kissing him back. "I will, just don't take too long in there okay?" He chuckled lightly "I won't take long, night babe." "Night." He walked out of the room and you layed down on your bed, falling asleep.
As you can tell, I deleted the coding chapter because it was fucked up to the MAX! So this is now the fourth chapter instead of the fifth! YAY! Well, so now we got Kankri into the story. And there's gonna be a wedding...and theres gonna be a long pregnancy UGH OMFG KARKAT Y U HAVE TO PREGNANCY!
Lol I got myself into this I can deal with it!