I know no one is gonna read this story but of whale lol

Kyle's POV

I looked through my phone, just looking through stupid messages from last night. I'm honestly glad Cartman is himself again. Yes, his douche bag side is back and it's with us again. As I scroll through the conversation, I chuckled to myself, thinking how I have stupid friends.

There was this one conversation where Kenny and Cartman challenged each other who's the most perverted guy in our group. Did I also mention Cartman and Heidi got back to together? Long story short, he missed her and she missed him. Yup.

I sighed and closed my phone. I saw Stan with his girlfriend Wendy, being lovey dovey. Across from the other side is Clyde and Bebe. Gross, they're making out. Oh, there goes her tongue and Clyde touching her in certain places.

I rolled my eyes and walked down the hall, heading to my first period. Then someone bumped into me, dropping their heavy textbooks on my foot.

I jumped up by the sudden action, lifting up my right foot that was injured. "AH! FUCK DUDE! AW SHIT! THAT FUCKING HURT LIKE HELL!" I cried in pain.

"Ah! I-I'm so sorry..!" A voice said.

After a minute of overreacting, I looked up to see who bumped into me. I was stun to see a girl. A new girl who I haven't seen before. I slightly blushed.

"O-oh, it's okay. I wasn't watching where I was going." I stuttered my words.

She beamed at me, damn I could already feel my face getting hotter.

She laughed awkwardly, "Well, uh, sorry again." She picked up her textbooks and left. Her accent, what is that? It flowed together, her English didn't sound American even! Her accent had a nasal sounding too. Damn, who is she?

3rd POV

His friends walked up to him. "Dude Kyle stop with that dumbass grin, you look like a serial killer." Cartman said.

Kyle just kept staring at the mysterious girl, blushing and grinning ear to ear. The guys looked at each other, confused. Then Stan punched his arm getting his attention. Kyle glared, "OW! Dude I just got my toes go through shit!" He proclaimed.

Kenny chuckled, "Haha, pussy." He said. Kyle rolled his eyes and just ignored his comment. "So what's up dude? Why do you keep grinning like a fool?" He added.

Kyle sighed and stared at the girl that was out with her friends. "Who is that girl?" He questioned.

Stan looked at the direction his green hat friend was facing. "Who? Oh, Valerie? Long brunette hair, hazel eyes?" He question, describing the girl.

"Yeah, her."

Cartman began laughing. "KYLE'S GOT A CRUSH ON A FRENCH GIRL!" He announced. He looked over at Valerie, "HEY VALE! THIS JEW HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU!"

Kyle was flustered. "Dude! That is so not cool!" Stan said, shoving him against the lockers.

Cartman had his hands up in surrender, "Heh, whoa chill Stan. I'm doing him a favor." He said. Stan grabbed the collar of his jacket. "A fucking favor? The hell dude? You just told the entire school that Kyle likes her!"

"Yeah jackass." Kenny added. Then he saw Valerie walking up to them. He tapped Kyle, who had his head looking down. He looked up by the touch by Kenny and notice Valerie, who stood in front of him.

He blushed, "O-oh, hi Valerie." He stuttered, voice cracking in his greeting.

Valerie smiled slightly and simply waved. "Hi Kyle. Um, is it true? That you like me?" She inquired.

Kyle nodded and looked away, embarrassed to admit he liked her. He fiddle with his thumbs waiting for her answer. He felt a pair of arms around his waist and a head resting on his shoulder.

"Thank you for your confession Kyle, mais je suis désolé. Tu sembles être un putain de garçon et tu es honnêtement trop moche pour moi." She responded in his ear (A/N: She said "But I'm sorry. You seem like a fuck boy and you're honestly too ugly for me " I actually took french for 2 year years in my school, but I was always bad at grammar so désolé pour le mauvais français)

She pulled away and walked back to her friends. Kyle just stood there, blushing by her sweet and lovely accent. Stan placed a hand on his shoulder, cutting off his thoughts. "So, what did she say?" He asked.

Kyle turned to him with a smile, "I have no fucking idea." He replied, but still kept beaming. Having no clue what she said.

"She fucking rejected you man." Cartman said smirking. Kyle turned to him, he raised an eyebrow. "How the hell do you know that?" Cartman pointed at Valerie and her friends. "Vale said she felt sorry for you, so y'know, I assume you for rejected."

Kyle frowned, "She doesn't like me?" Cartman just shrugged, "Maybe you're just too fucking ugly. Haha, like that one time in elementary you were voted the ugliest kid in the class." He reminded.

"Cartman shut up, we told you that the list was fake just so Bebe can get shoes from Clyde when originally Craig was the cutest and you were the ugliest." Stan proclaimed. Kyle ignored their conversation, he thought about how ugly he was after all. He hasn't even dated anyone yet. He sighed and just walked away. He heard Stan and Kenny calling his name, but he didn't want to hear their opinion right now.

At Lunch

"So yeah guys it was fucking hilarious guys! Kyle was like I love you! But then the hot french girl Valerie said something in french that none of us understood and he got rejected!" Cartman confessed.

Everyone stayed silent for a second. "That's fucked up." Craig said, along with Clyde and Token nodding in agreement. Stan grew food at Cartman. "Shut the hell up fatass. Just because you and Heidi got back together and you have a girlfriend, doesn't mean you should make him feel less about himself." He stated.

Cartman rolled his eyes, "Yeah but he hasn't experience what it's like to date anyone yet. Why? Because he's fucking ugly as shit dude! I have Heidi. You have Wendy. Token and Clyde have Nicole and Bebe, and Craig had and note I said had, Tweek, Butters and Kenny used to have a lot of chicks around their fingers! Kyle had no one. It's just too fucking funny watching lonely people suffer." He explained.

Stan slapped him across the face. "Dude what the fuck! He shouted, "Just because he never had a special someone in his life, doesn't mean he won't get that someone." He said.

Cartman rolled his eyes and held the cheek that was slapped. "Okay one, that slap was unnecessary and two, whatever. Let me just enjoy my lunch." He said.

Kyle's POV

I continued walking around the halls, skipping my lunch period. I didn't want to deal Cartman re-telling the story of my embarrassing confession. I found out what Valerie said from her friends and simply sighed when I thought back to their words.

The bell rang, I groan. I don't want to go to class. I have Valerie in my 6th period. I walked to my locker to get the items I need. I put my combination in and when I open my locker, a piece of paper fell out.

Probably a worksheet I forgot to complete and I just stuffed it in my locker.

I picked up the piece of paper that was folded and started to open it up. To my surprise, it was a love letter. I slightly blushed by the thought of someone thinking about me.

Dear Kyle,

I heard what happen to you this morning. I'm sorry. I wish I could've been there to help you and comfort you. Listen, I like you. I do. More than a friend. I prefer to stay hidden for your sake, because like you I'm too ugly. You might know who I am, but hopefully not. If you want to talk to me, text me at this number. I'm always here for you

I love you

From,

Your Secret Admirer

I smiled and closed my locker. I folded the paper how it originally was and put it my pocket. I guess I'm not too ugly after all.