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Thanks to ImaginetheWorldWicked (MEH not ALJ) for beta-ing this. I don't own Glee.

Sam POV
I heard my phone ring. I groaned and reached over to pick it up, ready to press ignore. I saw it was Quinn and answered.

"Can you come over now?" she asked as soon as I picked up the phone.

"I don't feel well. Do I have to?"

"But I'm horny."

"But I'm sick."

"I'm really really horny."

"I'm really really sick. Can you hang out with somebody else?"

"I'm calling Puck," she said almost instantly.

"WHAT?"

"I'm horny and you can't help me. I'll just make out with Puck a little. I would never have sex with him if that's what you were worried about."

"You know me too well."

**********************************Later*********************************

Quinn POV
"I don't know why you're being so aggressive but I like it," Puck said.

"Shut up and kiss me." I felt his instant boner underneath me. I got off of him.

"Can I touch your boobs now?"

"For the last time, no. I'm leaving." I put my legs down on Puck's floor and tripped over a pile of dirty socks. Ew. I saw a pink piece of fabric. There's no way that is Puck's. I picked it up and saw it was a pink lace thong.

"Explain please."

"When I went to your house once, I took them out of your panty drawer," Puck said in an unconvincing tone.

"I don't wear thongs." Puck's eyes widened and his mouth dropped open.

"Wait. This is Santana's favorite thong."

"How do you know that?" Puck was finally able to speak.

"We changed in front of each other in the locker room for four years. You're cheating on me, aren't you?" I finally realized the truth.

"I wouldn't call it cheating if we're not in a relationship," Puck tried to justify his actions.

"Yes we are." A shitty relationship but still a relationship.

"A relationship is only a relationship if there's sex."

"First, that doesn't make sense at all. Second, I thought Santana was a lesbian."

"She isn't. She's straight but she likes Brittany. I don't know if there's a word for that but whatever that word is, she is it."

"In case it isn't clear, we're over. And I'm also telling Brittany." I stormed off. At least Sam can feel better knowing that Puck and I broke up. I texted Brittany.

santana is cheating on u w/puck. i found her thong in his rm

thts y she hsnt been wearing it recently. thx 4 telling me

Brittany POV

She made me break up with Artie and messed with my feelings so I could be with her and she cheats on me? What. The. Fuck? I called Artie.

"Can I come over?"

Will update once I get 4 good reviews. I would rather have put Puck with Lauren but I really like Bartie and the only (easy) way to have Brittana break up was like this.