England/America. If you guess wrong on the narrator, French mimes shall shun you. As will llamas.
Uhm, fast explanation here. For one of them, I put England's "family". I'm reffering to Northern Ireland and Scotland, not France and Canada. Also, the whole "didn't know that they exist" is because most Americans (minus Hetalia fans) think that the UK is only England, when it is in fact the United Kingdom of Great Britian and Northern Ireland.
So, enjoy, all you people out there! Up next will probably be France/England or Belarus/Russia.
The nice boyfriend takes you out to a classy Italian place.
My idiot boyfriend took me over to McDonalds. When I told him that he must be fucking insane, he suggested that we go to a French place across the street.
The nice boyfriend pays for dinner when he takes you out.
My idiot boyfriend called his friend up so he could borrow money to pay for our date. He was broke because he spent all of his money on buying a huge lunch.
The nice boyfriend doesn't make fun of your friends.
My idiot boyfriend called my friends imaginary, called me crazy, and then proceeded to have a conversation with the air in a horrible fake British accent.
The nice boyfriend eats when you cook for him, even though it's a little burnt.
My idiot boyfriend said that McDonalds, the home of the world's greasiest, heart-attack-causing food, was better than my food.
The nice boyfriend compliments your hair when you take the time to make it look nice.
My idiot boyfriend said that he couldn't see my face because my eyebrows were too big, which got him put on the couch.
The nice boyfriend takes the couch punishment like a man.
My idiot boyfriend came screaming back into our room because he thought he saw a ghost.
The nice boyfriend backs you up (or at least shows you support) when you get into a fight.
My idiot boyfriend was yelling at the other (perverted rapist FRENCH) guy to rip my shirt off.
The nice boyfriend doesn't let you get too drunk.
My idiot boyfriend brought the stripper waiter costume, lied to me about how much I did drink, and videotaped everything.
The nice boyfriend cuddles with you.
My idiot boyfriend made me tell him what a hero he was, put on a Superman costume, and nearly broke all of the bones in his body trying to "fly to the rescue of the lonely old eyebrow monster".
The nice boyfriend dresses appropriately.
My idiot boyfriend once wore his Superman costume to a meeting. When I threw it out, he merely took his underwear and put them on the outside of his pants, and went to the next meeting like that.
The nice boyfriend takes care of you when you're sick.
My idiot boyfriend put one of his disgusting greasy meat patties on my forehead, hogged all the blankets so I was freezing cold, and tried to "kiss it better".
The nice boyfriend is nice to your family.
My idiot boyfriend didn't know that they existed. When he did find out, he mixed up their names, insulted their food, and dissed their culture.
The nice boyfriend tries to make dates go as well as possible.
My idiot boyfriend got into a fight with the boyfriend of his friend. Later, he borrowed money from the friend to pay for dinner.
The nice boyfriend respects your culture.
My idiot boyfriend refers to my language as "English" and his language as "American" and doesn't like Doctor Who.
The nice boyfriend proposes romantically.
My idiot boyfriend made french fries and slipped the ring on to one of them.
… well, it was a nice ring, and I didn't want it to get covered in grease …