So I have returned once again. I wish I could stop getting writers block as often as i do, but what are you going to do. on with the show...story...thing.

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I smirked as I realized what had happened. "Why does no one ever listen to me? I'm a whole lot smarter than people give me credit for."

She glared at me. "Stop inflating your ego and do something. That...Thing is going around stealing bodies and screwing up everything. What is it anyways?"

"Oh that's just the Body Thief. He's an age old cloud of a soul that for some reason decided he hates order and loves chaos, and as much as I love chaos, his isn't the kind to be messed around with. Simple really."

"And you kept him in a jar on your shelf?"

"Yeah!"

She gave me another glare. "You are probably the dumbest creature in the universe."

"And there's another thing, You may not have noticed, Bubblegum, but you're much ruder than you usually are. That's another effect of the Body Thief. To cover up his tracks, any one he swaps gains mannerisms of the previous occupant of the body, making them just seem like they're crazy."

"Sounds reasonable."

"yeah..." I pushed Mark's glasses up his nose.

"So if you are Mark, where is he?"

"You remember my pet idiot, Riolu?"

"Yeah."

"Right now he's stuck as an idiot in a jar and mark as a genius with his IQ suppressed ten-million-fold. But while we are here chatting the night away he's lose and most likely causing some pretty funny chaos that I wish I were causing so we should go."

"And how do we find someone who steals other peoples' bodies?"

"Well he's evil and has a grudge against me, so he would have it pinned on me. Therefore he would continue to return to my body to 'Leave the scene of the crime' in a way that would make me responsible. Wow I love this Sherlock Holmes like intelligence."

"Shut up, Marshall."

"That's the spirit." I smirked as I climbed out the dungeon window. Escaping in the cover of the night as always. PB followed floating a few inches over the ground.

"So your plan is to find yourself somewhere in Ooo and use the jar to switch back?"

"No, you are going to. But first..." I shook Mark awake.

"Wha..." He muttered.

"Open this jar of pickles."

He jolted up and snatched the jar away muttering "Pickles..."

"What are you doing Marshall?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"No."

"Good, but you'll understand in a moment when Mark gets the jar open in 3...2...now." and as on cue the jar was open and Riolu was released for the jar and replaced with Mark. The lid then clapped shut on its own.

Riolu looked around dazed and confused, then noticed the jar and shouted "Yay, Pickles!"

"No you don't buddy." and I grabbed the jar from his tiny paws. "Here is the part that will explain the whole plan." I then pulled the lid off and was sucked into the jar.

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Mark's POV

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I was suddenly standing with a jar in my hands, and Marshall's Pet and Marceline in front of me. "What happened?"

"Uh, it's a long story." Marcy replied. "In short a body thief is switching everyone's bodies and pinning it on Marshall, who's in that jar. Also I'm your sister."

"Okay, that wasn't a long story at all." I replied.

"Yeah, so we need to find Marshall's body and return him to it to fix this whole mess."

"Sounds easy enough." I then tossed the jar in the air and caught it, hopefully shaking up Marshall for not preventing this.

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Well today was effective, I got someone else to do my work for me and with minimal soul damage. By the way that HURT Mark. anyways, guys RNR.