A/N:i have had 162 hits and five reviews. i know that some of you didn't get my third chapter but still there was plenty of time to review on the first or second. whatev
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Dr. Finkle:congratulations Miley you are the mother of a... wait what's this? oh my Miley you're having TWINS!
Mileyand Robbie and Oliver: WHAT?
Dr. Finkle: yes you're having twins.
Miley and Robbie and Oliver: omigosh!
Dr. Finkle: one is a boy and one is a girl.
Miley: hey now i can name one Michelle and one Kaden. Omigosh! i can't beleive i'm having twins! ahhhhhh...
Oliver: me neither.
Robbie Ray: umph...
Miley:you look excited dad.
Robbie Ray: umph...
Oliver: yeah he does doesn't he? he sounds like my cat durring christmas after he ate the candle shaped like Santa Clause...
by this time Oliver was in his own little world. we'll call it My-cat-eating-a-candle-shaped-like-Santa-Clause-world.
Miley: that was a really nice story Oliver. you should write a book.
Oliver: i should shouldn't i?
Miley: i was being sarcastic ya doughnut!
Oliver: hey!
Miley: anyway...thank you doctor is there anything else?
Dr. Finkle:no i think that's it. although i will schedule another apointment in a month. i will call you to let you know when.
Miley: thank you now could ya get the jelly stuff off me it's really cold.
Dr. Finkle: of course.
Robbie Ray: wow. well let's get home so we can tell Jackson and Lilly.
Miley: omigosh Lilly is gonna scream 'til she has no voice she always is talking about how when she's older she wants to have twins a boy and a girl.
Oliver:yeah i'll buy the earplugs
they drove home to find once again Lilly and Jackson on the couch watching t.v. but they weren't actually watching t.v.(do ya get it? if ya don't well wait two minutes and then you'll go ohhhh...i get it. my friend does that all the time...anyway back to the story)
Lilly: i heard you got your ultra sound . do you know the gender?
Miley:you mean genders?
Lilly:omigosh. ahhhh!
this scream was so stinkin' loud that (i'm beign serious this is no exaturation.)the window by the door gave a tiny crack.
Miley: holy crap Lilly.
Lilly:omigosh you're having twins?
Miley: yes their fraternal boy and a girl their names will be Michelle and Kaden.
Lilly: omigosh that is so cute.
Oliver: it would be cuter if his name was Oliver Jr.
Miley: let it go already.
Oliver: umph
Robbie Ray:how about we get started on redecorating the guest room tomorrow.
Miley: ok we're gonna paint it yellow.
Oliver: why?
Miley: do you have shor term memmory loss? i told you once it goes both ways(yes i know i said it again get over it he he)
Oliver: oh yeah i get it
Miley couldn't sleep at all that night all she could think about was her twins growing in her belly. she poked her belly and said"hi Kaden hi Michele"
she just sat there for an hour poking her stomach for about an hour. (A/N: isn'nt the word poking a funny word? i think so POKE POKE POKE)
Miley woke up the next morning to the smell of chocolate cake.
Miley: mmmmm
she went downstairs and sitting on the counter was a jar of pickles.
Miley: ooooooh! pickles and chocolate cake just what i wanted
Robbie Ray: yeah Oliver told me
Miley: oh how sweet.
Oliver: what's sweet
Miley: nevermind thank you for the cake and pickles
Oliver: oh yeah you're welcome, i'm came by to lend a hand with redecorating the guest room ya need a big strong man to do this kind of work.
yeah he was getting just a liiiittle bit cocky. but just a little bit.
Miley trying to hold back laughs: sure. ok i'll buy it for now.
Oliver in perfect imitation of her when she got thrown in the water: that's mean uhhh...
Miley: that's Mean uhhh.. you do it wrong.
Oliver: whatever. Lilly said she'd be here pretty soon
Miley dug into the chocolate cake with a pickle right on top of it . eeeewww.
Miley:ahhhh!
Oliver: what?
she pulled her phone out of her pocket
Miley: i gotta turn that thing off vibrate
she flipped open her phone
Miley: hello
Lilly: Lilly in 10.
Miley: Lilly in 10 hurry dad!
Lilly flies through the air this time does a flip lands a little less than gracefully but equally cool
Lilly: eeeew. pickles on chocolate cake. their better on vanilla.
Miley: ooh that sounds good i'll have that tomorrow but how about with a teddy graham smoothie?(A/N: the teddy graham thing was taken from my homegirl softballchick03)
Oliver: girls
Robbie Ray: you're telling me
Jackson walks down the stairs in boxers and a wifebeater(why are they called wifebeaters? i wil never know it's just weird)
he notices Lilly there then gives a yelp and runs back up the stairs. he comes down later in 10 minutes with his hair combed and side parted. you could smell his axe from ten miles away and he wore nice unstained jeans with a blue and white striped polo. wow
Lilly: wow Jackson you look nice today
Jackson: only the best for my woman
Lilly:you're woman? so i'm just property to you?
Jackson: no i didn't mean it like that Lilly.
Lilly:Jackson i was just kidding i know what ya meant i just love making ya all confused
Jackson: you're mean uhh...
Miley: will people quit trying to imitate me? it's getting old and y'all do it wrong!
they all had breakfast although miley was the only one eating cake and pickles, then went to walmart to get yellow paint. tape paint brushes, and other stuff.
Miley: ooh i like this yellow wait no this one wait this one is the best this is what i want right here.
Lilly: oh that is so cute i love it
Oliver: please lord make it stop
Robbie Ray: you get used to it
they bought everything else they needed and headed back home.
they were driving along the highway when all of a sudden the car in front of them breaked. Robbie Ray did not have enough time to break and crashed right into the back of the silver ford mustang in front of them.
Robbie Ray: Miley? Miley? hey guys i think she's waking up.
Miley: huh?
Robbie Ray just about in tears: oh Miley i though we were gonna lose ya.
Miley: what.
robbie Ray: omigod she lost her memmory . Docotor!
Miley: No dad i didn't lose my memmory i just don't know how i'd be "lost"
Robbie Ray: sweetie we were in a car accident and and your head hit the side of the car and you were knocked out. you broke you're arm and you're collarbone.
Miley: were Oliver and Lilly and Jackson alright.
Robbie Ray: Oliver got a few bruses but he'll be fine Jackson might've broke his nose and Lilly broke her wrist. and i'm fine nothin time won't fix.
Miley: we never would have got in the crash if i wasn't pregnant.
robbie Ray: don't say that Miles.
Miley: no it's true.
Lilly, Oliver, and Jackson walked in.
Lilly: hey how are ya doin'?
Miley: i'm ok i guess.
Oliver gave her a kiss on the cheek.
Oliver: that's good news
Miley: when can i go...wait what about the babies? are they ok?
robbie Ray: they were gonna give an ultra sound when you woke up.so i'll call Dr. Finkle.
Lilly: Dr. Finkle? what a weird name. he's standing behind me isn't he
Dr. Finkle: yes i am
once again he spread the jelly over Miley's belly and moved the thingy all over
Dr. Finkle: well...