Misfit Cannonball Run!
To Wizard1: Well, I guess you do have a point about the way I write the drunken Scotsmen. I dunno if I can agree with you about Trinity. A part of me is happy not knowing what Trinity's up to, but a part of me is worried about what possibilities will unfold thanks to them. Yeah, Fox doesn't know when to keep his big mouth shut. He's so full of himself. The Prince of Princes meeting Ororo. Oh, I doubt she'll need help kicking his buttski. Well, will the Don's men run into our heroes? Well, who knows? Let's find out! BTW, WHEN IS CHAPTER THREE OF "KAREOKE DANCE PARTY" COMING OUT?!?!?!?!? PUT IT UP!!!!!!!!
To Red Witch: I'm glad you liked the Kelly torture! The guy seriously needs to be tortured. You're going on vacation? I hope you put up more chapters before you leave.
To Raliena: You're back! Yay! I'm glad you like this story. Have I ever heard of Knight Rider? I love that show! KITT rules! I once went to a car show and saw KITT. It was neat! Unfortunately, I never know when it's on anymore! My favorite episode is the two-part episode where KITT took on Goliath, the invincible truck. That was awesome!
To Aaron: I'm glad you liked that story! The gang will be doing crazy stuff along the way to get the money, and as for the Prince himself, well, he's going on his own adventure. Yeah, some of the teams will have trouble getting along. Glad you liked the Don's name. Don Keyes. Heh heh. Actually, Jinx is wearing a Chris Benoit shirt because he's known as the Rabid Wolverine. Get it? Okay.
To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, I think Toshi and St. John will have trouble getting along, especially when it comes to who's going to drive. Yeah, not everyone will get along during this whole thing. Whithalf and King Abdul wandering off? Well, we'll see.
Chapter 4: Road Rage!
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(Malibu, California)
"Can't you do anything right?!" Toshi snapped at Pyro. St. John was trying to operate the onboard GPS of the Dodge Firebird Daria, Quinn, and Brittany modified for them.
"Hey, you wouldn't let me drive, so at least let me try and work the GPS!" John whined.
"Well, Allerdyce, you drive like roads are an option." Toshi grumbled.
"Give me a break!" John groaned. "Roads are evil things!"
"You nearly went through a restaurant!"
"I was hungry!"
"They had a drive thru!" Toshi snapped.
"Drive-thrus are for wimps!"
"No, they're there to make sure bakas like you don't destroy the building if you wished to grab your food while still in the car!"
"Hey, a CB radio!" John grinned. Toshi blinked.
"Neat. I heard you can talk to people all over the country on this thing. Try it." Toshi said curiously. John grinned as he turned it on.
"Breaker Breaker, this is Fire King, come in, over." John grinned. He smiled at a puzzled Toshi. "I love those old 70s convoy shows." Toshiro muttered something in Japanese.
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(Nearing the border to Nevada)
"Breaker Breaker, this is Fire King, come in, over." Pyro's voice came over Siryn's CB Radio.
"Neat! A real CB Radio!" Rahne grinned. She got the receiver. "Hello?"
"Hi Rahne, over." John replied.
"Why are ye saying over after everything?"
"Duh, you have to say that on the radio, over."
"Oh, sorry." Rahne said nervously. "Over." Siryn, who was driving, took the receiver.
"This is Scream Queen, we hear ye, Fire King, over."
"Where are ya now, over?"
"Just about to enter Nevada, over." Siryn grinned. "Better hurry, over. Scream Queen out."
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(Sacramento, California)
"You jabroni! Why won't you let me drive?" Kyle pouted.
"A) You're too young and B) The cops might catch us. And C) You might try to run over someone or crash!" Jake snapped.
"Jake! Look out!" Kyle called.
"AAAAAGHHHH!!!!!" Senator Kelly screamed as he flew into the air.
"Now who's reckless?" Kyle crossed his arms, grinning at his older brother.
"Oh shut up!" Jake grumbled.
"Hey, 500 points if you hit that guy." Kyle grinned.
"No!" Jake snapped.
"We're only going 55!" Kyle whined. "You wuss! We'll never win!"
"Kyle, I'm coming this close to tying you to the rear bumper and having the car drag you across the country." Jake groaned. Kyle stamped his foot on Jake's while it was on the gas pedal. "AAAAGH!!!!" The action caused Jake to put the pedal to the medal and the car to speed up. "KYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kyle Wildfire noticed the Hellions walking out of a wall. With an evil grin, he grabbed the steering wheel and mowed through them. Kyle stuck his head out the window.
"THAT'S WHAT YA GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WILDFIRE FAMILY, YA JABRONIES!!!!!!" Kyle laughed at the cursing Hellions.
"Kyle, were those the Hellions?" Jake asked.
"Heck yeah!" Kyle grinned. Jake swerved the car and turned it around. He drove through them again, before getting back on the road.
"Too bad Frost wasn't with them. I'd love to have her splattered on the hood." Jake smirked.
"You ain't the only one." Kyle laughed.
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(At the Nevada border)
Two men, in their late 30s, were standing at the side of the road at the Nevada border. One was clad in a purple suit with a black shirt and red tie and carrying a rope, and he other was clad in a gray suit with a blue shirt and white tie.
"Okay, Abe." The purple-suited man said to the gray-suited man. "We tie this end of the rope to the billboard and then we hide here. We'll use the rope to stop the car the Prince is riding in, grab the money, then get away."
"But Ron, what if something goes wrong?" The gray-suited man groaned.
"Relax, nothing will." Ron replied.
"How do we know what vehicle he's driving?" Abe asked.
"Oh, we'll know." Ron smirked. He pointed at an ambulance approaching. Inside was the Prince and his co-driver, a drunken Scottish doctor who was inside at the time. "Okay, go! Go!" Abe ran to the billboard, and tied one end of the rope around it. He ran back to Ron, who hid in a bush. The two pulled the rope until it was taut. The car moved into the rope, but it didn't stop, and the rope was stretched until the billboard was pulled down, crushing the car of the two gangsters. The car with its oblivious passengers kept going.
"My car!" Abe yelled.
"Aw nuts!" Ron stomped the ground. "What in the world went wrong?!"
Well, the race continues? Where will the gang go and what will happen? What insanity will occur next? Will anything get blown up? Will Senator Kelly get run over again? What are the X-Men's reactions? Find out in the next chapter!
To Wizard1: Well, I guess you do have a point about the way I write the drunken Scotsmen. I dunno if I can agree with you about Trinity. A part of me is happy not knowing what Trinity's up to, but a part of me is worried about what possibilities will unfold thanks to them. Yeah, Fox doesn't know when to keep his big mouth shut. He's so full of himself. The Prince of Princes meeting Ororo. Oh, I doubt she'll need help kicking his buttski. Well, will the Don's men run into our heroes? Well, who knows? Let's find out! BTW, WHEN IS CHAPTER THREE OF "KAREOKE DANCE PARTY" COMING OUT?!?!?!?!? PUT IT UP!!!!!!!!
To Red Witch: I'm glad you liked the Kelly torture! The guy seriously needs to be tortured. You're going on vacation? I hope you put up more chapters before you leave.
To Raliena: You're back! Yay! I'm glad you like this story. Have I ever heard of Knight Rider? I love that show! KITT rules! I once went to a car show and saw KITT. It was neat! Unfortunately, I never know when it's on anymore! My favorite episode is the two-part episode where KITT took on Goliath, the invincible truck. That was awesome!
To Aaron: I'm glad you liked that story! The gang will be doing crazy stuff along the way to get the money, and as for the Prince himself, well, he's going on his own adventure. Yeah, some of the teams will have trouble getting along. Glad you liked the Don's name. Don Keyes. Heh heh. Actually, Jinx is wearing a Chris Benoit shirt because he's known as the Rabid Wolverine. Get it? Okay.
To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, I think Toshi and St. John will have trouble getting along, especially when it comes to who's going to drive. Yeah, not everyone will get along during this whole thing. Whithalf and King Abdul wandering off? Well, we'll see.
Chapter 4: Road Rage!
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(Malibu, California)
"Can't you do anything right?!" Toshi snapped at Pyro. St. John was trying to operate the onboard GPS of the Dodge Firebird Daria, Quinn, and Brittany modified for them.
"Hey, you wouldn't let me drive, so at least let me try and work the GPS!" John whined.
"Well, Allerdyce, you drive like roads are an option." Toshi grumbled.
"Give me a break!" John groaned. "Roads are evil things!"
"You nearly went through a restaurant!"
"I was hungry!"
"They had a drive thru!" Toshi snapped.
"Drive-thrus are for wimps!"
"No, they're there to make sure bakas like you don't destroy the building if you wished to grab your food while still in the car!"
"Hey, a CB radio!" John grinned. Toshi blinked.
"Neat. I heard you can talk to people all over the country on this thing. Try it." Toshi said curiously. John grinned as he turned it on.
"Breaker Breaker, this is Fire King, come in, over." John grinned. He smiled at a puzzled Toshi. "I love those old 70s convoy shows." Toshiro muttered something in Japanese.
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(Nearing the border to Nevada)
"Breaker Breaker, this is Fire King, come in, over." Pyro's voice came over Siryn's CB Radio.
"Neat! A real CB Radio!" Rahne grinned. She got the receiver. "Hello?"
"Hi Rahne, over." John replied.
"Why are ye saying over after everything?"
"Duh, you have to say that on the radio, over."
"Oh, sorry." Rahne said nervously. "Over." Siryn, who was driving, took the receiver.
"This is Scream Queen, we hear ye, Fire King, over."
"Where are ya now, over?"
"Just about to enter Nevada, over." Siryn grinned. "Better hurry, over. Scream Queen out."
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(Sacramento, California)
"You jabroni! Why won't you let me drive?" Kyle pouted.
"A) You're too young and B) The cops might catch us. And C) You might try to run over someone or crash!" Jake snapped.
"Jake! Look out!" Kyle called.
"AAAAAGHHHH!!!!!" Senator Kelly screamed as he flew into the air.
"Now who's reckless?" Kyle crossed his arms, grinning at his older brother.
"Oh shut up!" Jake grumbled.
"Hey, 500 points if you hit that guy." Kyle grinned.
"No!" Jake snapped.
"We're only going 55!" Kyle whined. "You wuss! We'll never win!"
"Kyle, I'm coming this close to tying you to the rear bumper and having the car drag you across the country." Jake groaned. Kyle stamped his foot on Jake's while it was on the gas pedal. "AAAAGH!!!!" The action caused Jake to put the pedal to the medal and the car to speed up. "KYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kyle Wildfire noticed the Hellions walking out of a wall. With an evil grin, he grabbed the steering wheel and mowed through them. Kyle stuck his head out the window.
"THAT'S WHAT YA GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WILDFIRE FAMILY, YA JABRONIES!!!!!!" Kyle laughed at the cursing Hellions.
"Kyle, were those the Hellions?" Jake asked.
"Heck yeah!" Kyle grinned. Jake swerved the car and turned it around. He drove through them again, before getting back on the road.
"Too bad Frost wasn't with them. I'd love to have her splattered on the hood." Jake smirked.
"You ain't the only one." Kyle laughed.
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(At the Nevada border)
Two men, in their late 30s, were standing at the side of the road at the Nevada border. One was clad in a purple suit with a black shirt and red tie and carrying a rope, and he other was clad in a gray suit with a blue shirt and white tie.
"Okay, Abe." The purple-suited man said to the gray-suited man. "We tie this end of the rope to the billboard and then we hide here. We'll use the rope to stop the car the Prince is riding in, grab the money, then get away."
"But Ron, what if something goes wrong?" The gray-suited man groaned.
"Relax, nothing will." Ron replied.
"How do we know what vehicle he's driving?" Abe asked.
"Oh, we'll know." Ron smirked. He pointed at an ambulance approaching. Inside was the Prince and his co-driver, a drunken Scottish doctor who was inside at the time. "Okay, go! Go!" Abe ran to the billboard, and tied one end of the rope around it. He ran back to Ron, who hid in a bush. The two pulled the rope until it was taut. The car moved into the rope, but it didn't stop, and the rope was stretched until the billboard was pulled down, crushing the car of the two gangsters. The car with its oblivious passengers kept going.
"My car!" Abe yelled.
"Aw nuts!" Ron stomped the ground. "What in the world went wrong?!"
Well, the race continues? Where will the gang go and what will happen? What insanity will occur next? Will anything get blown up? Will Senator Kelly get run over again? What are the X-Men's reactions? Find out in the next chapter!