i do not own Kuroshitsuji only Riley and Lucrecia. remember this is completely sorta random stuff, i mainly made it to make my friend laugh. so sorry if it sucks
Riley woke up and yawned. She stretched her arms and turned to Lucrecia. "Come on, we need to get breakfast done. I'm starving since all we ate were cookies for dinner."
"Cough cough. Sorry I think I'm not feeling well." Lucrecia said with the blankets covering her head. Riley got up and walked over to her. She ripped the blankets off and saw that Lucrecia's face was pure red.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" She questioned her. After the silence Riley had gained an idea. "Was I sleep talking again?…. Now what could I have said, that would upset you….." Finally Riley thought of something from her dreams. "Was it that Joker always stares at you?" Lucrecia grabbed her blankets, tossed them back over her head and turned away from Riley.
"If you're going to talk nonsense, do it in your sleep."(anyone heard that before?) Riley sighed angrily before she grabbed Lucrecia's arm and began to pull. "Stop! That hurts."
"Oh really, I thought it would tickle." Riley sarcastic comment made Lucrecia kick her in the shin. "Ow! What the hell?"
"You brought it upon yourself. Don't bite the hand that feeds you." Lucrecia growled.
Both girls glared at each other from a crossed the table.
"Say you are sorry."
"No, because I didn't do anything wrong."
"You and your nonsense!" Freckles had sat down by the two girls.
"Umm…"
"Don't ask." Riley replied. Freckles only nodded. Lucrecia had gotten up suddenly and walked away.
"Pardon me." Was the only thing she said.
Riley sighed, but followed quickly, leaving poor Freckles confused.
"What was that about?" Riley questioned Lucrecia.
"I don't know, my lungs felt like they were on fire." She replied, while taking a deep breath.
"Do they still hurt?" Riley asked with a hint of concern.(yeah one of those friendships, aww I love you man, and I'll stab you in the eye) Lucrecia shook her head. Joker had come into view, with Wendy, one of the trapezes artist on his back.
"Missy Wendy twist'd 'er ankle, so she can't appear in performance 'nymoor. So Kitty, Lightning you don't mind goin out in 'er place. The show'll be fine if you two do it, so I beg of ya." Lucrecia and Riley looked at each other, unsure.
"Thanks." Joker decided for them. "It'll be yer turn shortly, so please git ready soon!" With that he ran off.
"Why God… why?" Lucrecia questioned as tears build up in her eyes.
"This is not a good idea." Lucrecia said while climbing up the ladder. She gulped as she reached the top.
"Hey Lightning, just close your eyes and go with the flow." Riley yelled a crossed to her.
"Easy for you to say. This is why I make you do all the climbing." Lucrecia closed her eyes before beginning the act. (I don't feel like explaining how this is done, by now most people should have seen a circus act, if not….)
"Blah." Lucrecia fell on to her cot. "That was the worse experience in my life. Even worse then the time we had to go through the sewers."
Riley choked on her water. "I don't know. That was pretty bad. Remember we kept rolling in those flowers, and diving in the hot water to try to get the stench off of us. And after all that we still couldn't get some of it off so we took a bath in perfume."
"Yeah, those poor flowers." Lucrecia mumbled. "Why are criminals so stupid that they try to escape through a sewer system."
"What made that guy even stupider is that he got stuck in the muck down there." Lucrecia sat up with a chuckle.
"Yeah remember how he was screaming for help. And as he struggled he just went deeper in."
"I doubt he has any jail mates because of that everlasting reek." Riley said.
The two females had heard a strange squeak from over by the opening of the tent. Then a strange squeaking pattern could be heard.
"I think…." Lucrecia jumped off and took off, out of the tent. Riley quickly followed.
"Frick'in Vinny! Why must he run so fast?" Lucrecia gasped out as she bent over, putting her hands on her knees.
"I don't know." Riley collapsed by her. "Are you sure he is not a mongoose?"
"Can mongooses even run that fast?" The little white ball of fuzz had bounded past them once again. Lucrecia stood up straight, looking at her friend. "Watson, we are sure out of shape if that little fuzz ball could out run us." Riley stood up and dusted herself off.
"Yeah." They nodded at each other, before running after Vincent. Riley made a leaping effort to catch him, but he just got past. Lucrecia had jumped after him, and ended up kicking Riley in the face. Riley sat up angrily and said.
"Why do I always seem to get kicked in the face by my 'partner.'"
"I don't know. You face just happens to be were my foot is going." Lucrecia responds while trying to get up. Her eyes follow the ferret till it jumps on to an old man's shoulder.
"Old man Winny!" She cried and got up. She ran over and gave the old man a hug.
"Ho ho ho." He chuckled. "Good to see you too. I've got the information you wanted." He handed Lucrecia a letter. Lucrecia's eyes scanned the note and she raised a brow.
"Baron Kelvin? Now where does that sound familiar?" Lucrecia squinted at the information that was given to her. "Well I'll guess Holmes will have to pay him a visit."
"You can do that, but please be careful madam." Lucrecia gave him a kind smile.
"Thanks for worrying Winny." The old man tilted his head in a fashioned good bye before heading off.
Lucrecia began to walk towards Riley when her body froze. "Umm…Riley?"
Riley raised a brow at her friend and said. "Yeah?"
"I think I'm going to cough a lot then faint." With that Lucrecia began to wheeze and cough then she fell over. Riley began to freak out as she ran to her friend.
"Hey hey! Help!" Riley screamed. Soon she saw Joker and Dagger run over to her.
"What's wrong?" Dagger asked. Riley began to make weird noises while flailing her arms around. Finally she just pointed to the passed out Lucrecia. Joker had run over, and picked her up. He didn't even say anything as he ran in a direction that was where the doctor's tent was. Riley had ran after him with Dagger at her heals.
"Argh…." Lucrecia squinted as her eyes opened. Her head was pounding. She glanced to her side to see Riley jump in surprise that she was awake. Dagger was sitting next to her.
"Thank god you're okay." Riley gasped.
"Where are we?" Lucrecia questioned.
"The doctor's tent." Riley answered.
"What happened?"
"You passed out after a coughing attack."
"Who carried me here?
"Dagger did." Riley said. Dagger was about to open his mouth when Lucrecia sat up and tapped his forehead.
"Stamp." She whispered, with a smile, then she laid back down. Dagger looked at Riley confused.
"What just happened?"
"She gave you her stamp of approval." Riley said. Joker had just walked in.
"How is she?" He asked. Riley had seen a strange change in his personality. *He's acting pretty serious for a joker… boy that was not funny at all.* After the bad pun, Riley answered him.
"She's fine. She just woke up but…*poke poke* she fell back to sleep." He nodded before turning and leaving.
"Right well I best get goin too." Dagger said. "I'm gonna guess yer staying here." Riley just nodded.
After Dagger left, Lucrecia sat up. Her hair shadowed her face as she talked.
"We're leaving soon, you know that." Riley didn't say any thing. "Don't tell me you've gotten attached to this place. From the start you should always remember that it's our job."
"Yeah." Riley whispered. Lucrecia raised a brow at her friend.
"Hey just think we'll be home in no time. Let's rest a bit then head out before the sun raises. We need to pay Chuck and Charles a visit."
"Why do we have to visit Chuck and Charles?"
"I need Charles to do something at the house for me. And we need Chuck to drive us to our appointment with Baron Kelvin."
"But why Chuck? He is so annoying." Riley said.
"Enough." Lucrecia said. "Nighty-night." She sang as she laid down and covered her head. Riley just sighed.
Riley awoke with a jabbing in her side. Lucrecia sat there, dressed in her long coat. She handed Riley her normal clothes. After Riley got dress, they made sure to seek out.
"First to Charles. Then we'll go to Chuck." Lucrecia said while opening the door to their home. "I just want to get- AH! What the heck Charles! How did you get in here?"
A man with long black hair, sat at a table with a cup of tea and a book. He smirked at the two women before him. "The door of course. My record book said that someone in this area was on their due date, so I took care of that and became rather parched. So I came here for tea. When I walked in I was drawn to the large sheet covered object. Rather terrifying painting I must say." Lucrecia puffed out her cheeks in anger.
"Well Mr. Death God, you could at least wait for us to come home. Well all that aside. I need you to stay here anyways." Riley knitted her brows together in confusion.
"What are you doing?" Lucrecia ignored Riley.
"There is suppose to be some people here tonight to pick up that painting. I feel as if it would be a group of people. It just so happens that it was Baron Kelvin who requested such a painting." Riley looked at Lucrecia in surprise.
"So wait…do you think the first tier group will be here?"
"That's exactly what I think Watson." Riley inched towards Charles and whispered.
"If there is a woman who looks like she should be in a geisha house." Charles nodded.
"Those places are nice."
"What the hell Charles?" Riley yelled and smacked him.
"Enough children." Lucrecia said while stuffing her hair in a hat and draping the trench coat around her. After buttoning the coat up, she looped the scarf around the bottom proportion of her head, coving her mouth and half of her nose. She coughed a bit before tossing Riley her coat. "Come on Watson. To Chuck we go." She said in her male Sherlock tone and walked towards the door. Riley sighed before putting on the coat and also putting on a hat to cover her hair and placed a scarf around her neck, but just covering her lips.
"Wait! I need to get my mustache."
Lucrecia and Riley walked towards a medium sized building.
"Hey Chuck, get you ass out here." Riley yelled. "We need a ride." A man with red hair popped his head out of the buildings large doors.
"I know that annoying, loud voice." He mumbled while scanning the area with his one eye.
"I can hear you!" Riley screamed. He obviously didn't listen as a heart appeared in his eye.
"My lovely Lucrecia, you've come to see me." He jumps to hug her but falls to the ground because she moved out of the way to pet one of his horses. Riley sighed, shaking her head.
"Chuck when are you ever going to give up?" Riley questioned him while stepping on him and walking over to Lucrecia. He let out a groan of pain, before getting up and trotting over to them.
"Well my lovely maiden, what may you knight do for you this time?" Chuck asked while bowing.
"We need you to take us here as fast as you can." Lucrecia said while handing him a map.
"Safely." Riley added. Chuck saluted them before heading off to ready a carriage. "This is a bad idea." Riley said.
"You always say that." Lucrecia said.
"Because it always is. Just because we leave him doesn't mean all of the sudden he becomes a safe driver. He's just a love sick puppy, that drives like a crazy axe murderer. And he wears an eye patch! What kind of sane person wears an eye patch when their job is to drive a carriage?" Riley complained.
"Hey it's already." They walked over to Chuck. "My lady." Chuck said while opening the carriage door. Lucrecia nodded before entering the cab. Riley shook her head at him, before getting in.
The girls sat opposite of each other. "This is a bad idea." Riley repeated.
"Just keep saying that. "Lucrecia said.
"I agree this was a bad idea." Lucrecia said while clawing into the seat. The carriage sped through the night towards Baron Kelvin's manor. The girls ended up on the same side of the cab because if you tried to stay on the other side, you'd just end up on the floor. Finally the carriage stopped with a jerk and the two girls flue forward. They ended up slamming their heads against the side.
"Thank god this is cushioned." Riley cursed. They stumbled out of cab and fell on the ground.
"Wow this guy's got a big house." Chuck said. The girls got up.
"It's Holmes and Watson time." Lucrecia said. Riley nodded while putting on her mustache.
"Let's go Holmes." Riley put on her deepest man tone.
"Right Watson." Lucrecia returned the tone.