I know, I know what you all are thinking... What happening to that hyper writing frenzy!? Well two things happen. One. Life. It is evil and enjoys doing mean evil things that kept me too busy. Two. My power cord to my laptop as recently became retarded and won't charge up my laptop. No working power cord, mean no charged up laptop. Which means Laptop no turn on. However I have been DESPERATE to get this story up since ideas won't stop flowing into my head, and I know how patient you all have been! So what did I do? I have snuck onto my brother's comp and worte up this chapter on wordpad! (insert evil laugh here) Now give me Hopefully this turned out good and will be worth the wait! I wrote this at like 2 am XD lol
AND OF COURSE I DO NOT OWN TALES OF ABYSS OR IT'S AWESOME CHARS! I ONLY LAY CLAIM TO TENA AND THIS STORY!!! Kiira belongs to mah buddeh xdarksoul07x from DeviantART :3
Well... READ DAMMIT!
"Awe come on, Kiira. We can take them!"
"I think not."
"Why not? They're just tards! Especially that whinny Luke-guy!"
"Tards that have weapons, while we lack having any. And will you please start walking?" Kiira asked. She had been dragging Tena while making a run for it out of the cabins, and didn't exactly feel dragging her all the way home. (That and dragging someone that is 1/2 times bigger then you tends to get tiring after awhile)
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." Tena scofled sliding her arm out of her freind's hold, taking the lead as they reached the deck... Only to fall on her rear as the boat rocked yet again "Dah! Ow! What's cuasing the damn boat to shake!?"
"Ahh hah hah hah hah! Ahh hah hah hah hah!"
The two thieves sweat dropped at the rather girlish laughter that came from Dist, Tena's right eye twiching. "I just had to ask..."
"Hey! Who are you two!" Their attention snapped over to a girl standing before them, hands on her hips. She looked to be maybe a year younger then Tena at the most, had dark brown eyes and hair pulled into two big pigtails. Before either of them could replay Gist (who was annoyed that his grand entrance was now ruined) spoke
"Hah! Bout time you two brats hurried back!" This statement caused the girl in pigtails to raise an eyebrow.
"Wait... You're working with HIM?"
"That statement is kind of true... But not really! No!" Tena explained.
"...That dosn't even make any sense!"
"Anise, what's going on?" Another female voice was heard, and Kiira's purple eyes narrowed when she recognized her as the brunette that had forced her to return Luke's wallet. The said girl seem to recognized Kiira as well as she macthed her stare. "You again!?" Kiira merely rolled her eyes
"Nice to see you too..."
"Tear, they're working for Dist The Rea--" Anise started only to be interrupted by Dist.
"No! No! No!" He yelled "It's NOT Reaper! It's ROSE! Dist The Rose!"
"Why if it isn't, Dist The Runny!" Jade said as he joined Tear and Anise. Luke was with him, as well as two other people, a young boy that Kiira recognized as Fon Master Ion. The other was a man with slightly spiky blond hair, and... was that a cheagle? Talk about a wried group.
"The Rose! R-O-S-E! Dist The Rose!" Dist yelled once again.
"You do realise how gay that sounds right...?" Tena asked. Dist was silent for a moment, left eye twitching at the thief's question.
"Silence you little--!"
"Ah ah, careful now." Jade said with a slight smirk, "You know how you nose runs when you get mad."
Dist growled at this, his face starting to turn red "Grrrrrrrr! No it dosn't!" He exclaimed... while hiding his nose with his hands. Fail.
"This is so stupid..." Luke muttered as Dist continued to yell and rant at Jade.
The blonde haired man nodded in agreement. "They're off in their own little world..."
"Augh! Enough of this!" The God-General glared over at Tena and Kiira. "Did you two get the Fon Disk Data or not!?"
"Yeah, yeah, Gramps it's right he--" Tena started, holding the said object up, only to have Dist swoop past her, snacthing it right out of her hands. "HEY!"
"Aha! Victory is mine!"
While everyone stared in shock, Jade merely shrugged in disinterest "You can have them. I already memorized its contents." Dist blinked, gaping at him in disbelief.
"FAIL!" Tena laughed, only to earn a sigh of annoynce from Kiira "What? It was a total FAIL!"
Kiira just rolled her eyes "Tena..."
"Well it was!"
"Grrrrrrr! That's it!" Dist yelled (again) "You're going to regret what you done when you face the wrath of Kaizer Dist X" As if on cue the entire boat once again shook as a gaint bronze-colored mech jumped down out of nowhere, landing before the group. The body was round like a sphere, had two short legs, and two massive hands that consisted of a claw on one and a drill on the other "ATTACK!"
Kiira immediately pulled Tena back way with her as the fight broke out, going behind some crates. Tena's eyes were wide as she peaked over crates, wacthing the fight take place. The group seem to know what they were doing, working together, coordinating their attacks. She was in awe "Now I wish I was helping them." She whined.
"Why?" Kiira asked with a raised brow.
"So I could join in this epic fight!" She heard Kiira snirk, and glared over at the purple-wearing girl "What was that!? I know how to fight!"
"Yes, but like I said before we have no weapons, mainly because you were in a too big of a rush to get on this damn ship. So unless you have fon artes, which last I remember you fail at..."
"HEY!" Tena cried.
"Then there's no point of even trying to join in." Kiira finished, ignoring her freind's outburst.
"Not my fault I'm not any good at them..." Tena muttered with a pout, wacthing the fight once again. She then noticed Jade, she could barely make out what he was saying only hearing the 'Splash!' part at the end. A portal appeared above the robot, a huge surge of water rushed out, covering it, and the robot shook voilently, starting to short-ciruct.
"Gah! No! Nononono!" Tena snapped out of her awe-struck trance and looked up at Dist, who was throwing a tantrum like a child when seeing his creation losing. He nearly threw the Fon Disk Data even... speaking of which. She was still not pleased he took that from her. Besides, HER life was at stake if she didn't bring that thing back, not his! Completely forgetting about the fight happening (that or not caring at all) the young theif jumped out of hiding, dashing across the battlefield. Kiira's mouth fell open in horror and disbelief at this
"Tena! What the hell are you doing!" She cried, going after her. She was surpised that Tena ran right on through un-harmed. Talk about dumb luck.
Dist stop his fit when he heard a high-picthed-child-like "GIMME BICTH!" And saw the brown-haired thief make a jump for him, just managing the grab on of the legs of his chair. The sudden wait caused the flying chair to wobble, nearly knocking him off it.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" He bellowed "LET GO!"
"NOT UNTIL YOU GIMME BACK THAT STUPID WHATCHA-CALL-IT-DISK!" Tena yelled.
"What? NO! This is MY mission! Buzz of you little midget!"
A throbbing vein appeared on her forehead as her right eye twitched angrily "Don't. Call. Me..." She managed to climb onto one of the arms, jumping onto Dist's head "MIDGET!" She roared, pounding down on his head like some wild maniac. "GIVE ME THE DAMN DISK!"
Kiira groaned when she saw this. Tena acting like some wild animal, attaking Dist, who was screaming like a little girl trying to get her off. Normally she would this all too funny, but she just wanted to get this over with. "Guys seriously..." she started but stop when she noticed something wrong with the mech. All the damage it took from the heated battle finally took affect, and it was shaking violently, sparks of electricity emerging. "Uh guys!" She ran over, jumping up, just managing to grab Dist's leg "Now would be a good time to leave before we BLOW UP!"
"WHAT!?" Dist yelled and--
KA-BLAM!!!
See robot. See robot explode. See Dist, Tena, and Kiira. See them screaming like babies (well mainly Dist) as they get blown out to sea...
Total.
Fail.
"Owwie..." Tena whined as she crawled out of the ocean water, flopping onto the sand, face-first. "That old man sucks ass..." she mumbled.
"It wasn't THAT bad..." Kiira said, as she stumbled onto land. She then winced holding her head as a throbbing pain from their crashing landing came back to her. "...Okay so it was that bad..." She muttered. "...You got that damn think back from him right?" She asked. Tena responded by holding her hand up, Fon Disk Data in hand, before plopping her hand back down. Kiira sighed in relief. "Well at least something worked out in that... that..."
"Epic Fail?" Tena asked, lifting her up, spitting out some sand.
"Yeah..."
After what seemed like forever, Tena slowly climbed to her feet "Lets give this piece of shit back to Mr. Masked-Jerk-Face-Wonder, so we can go back to our normal lives.
"Good idea... Wait... Aren't we forgetting someone?" Kiira asked. The two thieves thought for a moment before both shurgging.
"Don't know. Don't Care. Lets go." Tena muttered. As they left a shrill angry voice out in the sea was faintly heard, But their either payed no attention or didn't care.
"THIS IS GOING IN MY REVENGE JOURNAL!!!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T ACTAULLY EXPECT ME TO BRING IT BACK!" Tena yelled, failing her arms around wildly
"......"
"You told me to bring it back or die trying! So what were you expecting!?"
"Die trying."
Her mouth fell open at Sync's reply. "You... you...YOU TARD! You big meanie of a TARD! Why would you do that to me? WHY!? What did I ever do to you to deserve that!?"
The God-General frown at that rather stupid question. "You tell me, idiot..." She was silent, her cheeks puffing up in frustration upon realizing how stupid that question really was. This all was her fault.
"...SHUT UP!" She screamed right in his face, only to quickly meep and retreat a step when he gave her dark look "Gah! Sorry! SORRY! I wasn't serious about that! She yelped, holding her hands up defensively.
Sync scoffed in annoyance, "Just hand it over."
"Yeah whatever." Tena threw the disk hoping it was would hit in smack in the face, but frowned when he caught it no problem. "Don't know why you wanted that piece of crap anyways..." She muttered as she turned and started to leave "The info on it was just boring shit read..."
"Wait. You read it?"
She froze in place. Even though she couldn't see his expression since her back was facing him, she could literally feel the anger seething out of him.
Oh...
CRAP!
Oh wow Tena. Smooooth move. You just HAD to get yourself in bigger doodoo! Looks like she'll have to be running like hell again eh? xD Thanks for reading! And MORE WILL come SOON! I PROMISE! Please leave REVIEW!!!